Dredge

‘You’re history, pal – make way for the King Charles spaniel.’

‘This is one football that isn’t “coming home”!’

‘If you’re looking for a lady with no baggage head over to Gatwick’s arrivals hall.’

The new steam age

‘Doctor will see you then...’

‘No need to tip. As there’s a taxi driver shortage, can you give me a lift home, please?’

‘The doctor won’t see you now.’

‘Nigel’s an ego warrior.’

‘That’s not a good sign.’

‘Take me to your multi-billionaire business magnate.’

‘And finally, it’ll be up to your individual judgment whether you wear a mask or not.’

‘What did you do in the office, Grandpa?’

‘And where do you see yourself in five years’ time?’

‘You have to take the knee to read it, apparently.’