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Monday
Bianca Censori: Kanye West’s new handler
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The rapper and designer’s second wife is tasked with clean-up on Aisle Yeezy
Friday
Former Spectator deputy editor turns government censor
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Plus: TikTok spies at State of the Union?
Thursday
Kim Petras: who is Sam Smith’s ‘satanic’ trans sidekick?
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Meet the world’s youngest recipient of sex change surgery — but don’t you dare Google what she looked like as a boy!
Monday
Anthony Fauci cashing in as $100k ‘motivational speaker’
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The good doctor will deliver Yale Medical School’s commencement speech this year
Friday
George Santos thinks the Hobbit movies were better than Lord of the Rings
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Plus: reportedly engaged actor spreading his seed around London
Spotify logs losses and cuts jobs after splurging on Meghan
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‘In hindsight, I probably got a little carried away and over-invested relative to the uncertainty we saw shaping up in the market’
Shoot down the balloon!
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Doing nothing about China’s flagrancy would be a grave mistake
Wednesday
The Sims adds double mastectomy scars and chest binders to game
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Your favorite life simulator game is now trans-inclusive. WooHoo!
Larry Elder 2024? Radio host may run for president for some reason
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With the party’s focus already on Trump and DeSantis, what are his chances?
Monday
Lori Lightfoot: footloose and fancy-free as Chicago crime soars
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‘When in doubt, dance it out’
Friday
Washington Post’s Felicia Sonmez now works in retail
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Plus: Meghan Markle’s blushes over Spare
Rubio wants Pfizer to answer ‘gain-of-function research’ charge
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It’s the way many people suspect the Covid pandemic happened in the first place
Thursday
Oh no: Adam Schiff announces for California Senate
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‘The truth matters,’ says man kicked off House Intelligence Committee for lying
Wednesday
Azealia Banks loves Ron DeSantis
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The eccentric ‘212’ singer is loving life after joining the Florida exodus
Tuesday
Pete Davidson is ditching his Ruth Bader Ginsburg tattoo
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Ruthkanda for-never
Monday
The Trump scions are inviting e-girls to Vegas penthouse parties
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US Army ‘psyop specialist’ Hailey Lujan has over 350,000 TikTok followers
Does your mass shooting suit my worldview?
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Democrats rapidly and wrongly assume the Monterey Park atrocity was racially motivated. The shooter and victims were all Asian
Friday
Are Anna Wintour and Bill Nighy back together?
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Plus: no field of dreams for Trump
Wednesday
The weirdest stuff you can get at the Twitter auction
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Statues, masks and, horror of horrors, a gas range
