Alex Massie

Alex Massie

Abraham Lincoln: Tyrant! Unionist!

Hendrik Hertzberg has some fun with Rick Perry's occasional suggestions* that Texas could secede from the United States of America. Doing so he quotes extensively from a message Abraham Lincoln sent to Congress on July 4th, 1861. It is, as you would imagine, good stuff. But that doesn't mean it solves everything and nor is it the case that Lincoln is an anti-Godwin whom you need only quote to prevail in any argument. In any case, you might also think that there's a difference between what was true in the Civil War and what must be true - legally or politically - now. Meanwhile, some of what Lincoln has to say is interesting to consider given Unionism's struggle to make a good case for itself in Britain too...

Is It April 1st?

There is a stramash over government bin policy! James writes: The government is, rightly, receiving a monstering from the papers for its u-turns on weekly bin collections. But what is at stake here is more than just the issue of bins. The government’s failure to honour its promise on this matter casts doubt on whether ministers are strong enough and tough enough to impose their will on their departments. The two ministries dealing with the rubbish question are the Department of Environment, Food and Rural Affairs and the Department of Communities and Local Government. Both are run by Conservative Secretaries of State.

Texas Lessons for Glasgow and Liverpool

Since Rick Perry's campaign theme - assuming he runs - will be It Worked In Texas, it's worth observing that Texas's success in recent years is partly based upon the fact that it is easy and often cheap to move there. That's because, as Matt Yglesias points out, it's easy to build houses in Texas. In fact the average family in Houston is actually better off - once housing and transportation costs have been considered - than a comparable family in New York City. Since the great eastern seaboard cities have the advantages of antiquity and immense reserves of cultural capital that will always make them popular places in which to live, sunbelt cities such as Houston, Dallas and Phoenix need to find other ways of competing.

Rick Perry: GOP Favourite?

The odds on Texas governor Rick Perry entering the 2012 GOP Presidential Stakes appear to be shortening. The address he gave in New York yesterday sounds like the first run through a possible stump speech. As Rich Lowry (who was there) points out Perry seems to have at least three of the things you need if you're serious about running for the White House: presence, a story and a theme. Perry might have all three. The story is simple: Texas is working. Despite some difficulties (don't expect Perry to elaborate on these) the Lone Star State has enjoyed boom times in recent years, in stark contrast to much of the rest of the United States. That's Perry's record and it's a better one to stand on than anything enjoyed by any of his rivals for the Republican nomination.

Volvo Distances Itself From Project Volvo

Well you can't blame them, can you? Project Volvo - it just shows how out of touch senior politicians were. Leaked documents labelled Project Volvo, revealed today, that outline a plot to unseat former Prime Minister Tony Blair show just how out of touch with reality senior politicians within the previous government had become with modern Britain. The reason for the name 'Project Volvo', according to reports, relates to Mr Brown's apparent character traits of being 'dependable, robust but ultimately dour'. Clearly before labelling the plot, Labour politicians of the time hadn't acquainted themselves with the Volvo brand in the last decade with cars like the new S60 and V60 bringing a new dimension to the brand in terms of design and driver appeal.

The Plot Against Tony

That Gordon Brown loathed Tony Blair is hardly news. Nevertheless the details and depth of that hatred, revealed in the Daily Telegraph's scoop today*, remain hilarious. Poor Gordon. His people seem to believe - or have been told - that being compared by focus groups to a Volvo or a British Rover was a good thing. Ed Miliband's role in all this plotting and absurdity is also worth contemplating. It provides yet another opportunity for the coalition to press home the point that Little Ed's judgement ain't up to being Prime Minister. So, Mr Miliband, tell us why you plotted to remove Labour's most successful Prime Minister and replace him with the least successful Prime Minister in Labour history?

Newtiny! Newtiny! They’ve All Got It Newtiny!

Oh look! Newt Gingrich's preposterous Presidential "campaign" has imploded. His top strategists and campaign staff have resigned en masse and so has his Iowa staff. What a shame. Turns out that staffers didn't appreciate Newt taking his latest wife on a cruise around the Greek islands while they were working hard to sell the impossible dream of President Gingrich. Hence the Newtiny. Newt 2012: Making Rudy 2008 look good. Since Newt's campaign manager Ron Johnson also ran Texas Governor Rick Perry's re-election campaign last year and Newt's erstwhile senior strategist Dave Carney has also worked for Perry it's dollars to brisket that all this increases the chance Perry will enter the race for the GOP nomination.

No More Facts for Lance

It seems that, in cycling as everything else, when the facts become intolerable it's no longer credible to insist upon them. That being the case it's not, perhaps, a great surprise that the Facts for Lance website appears to have disappeared. In one sense the question of whether or not Lance Armstrong ever took illegal performance-enhancing drugs is immaterial. He cannot prove a negative but nor do all those negative tests establish his innocence either. The difficulty for Armstrong and his legion of admirers is that the circumstantial evidence against him has become so substantial that you need to be unusually credulous to suppose that none of it can be true or that all of it is motivated by greed, dishonesty or personal issues.

The Archbishop’s Whimper

When a clergyman damns a government I prefer he do so with a proper quantity of hellfire. They do it differently in the Church of England which, though lovely for evensong and all the rest of it, is not a political or particularly muscular enterprise. The Archbishop of Canterbury's much-trumpeted blast against the Cameron-Clegg regiment this morning is, really, just the usual hand-wringing stuff. Pass along quietly please, nothing new to see here. It's as threatening as being chased by a three-legged lamb. If anything, the piece is a whimpering cry for Labour to do better. (See Bagehot for more on this.

An Interesting Interview with John Major!

Yes, really. Like his American contemporary George HW Bush, John Major has suffered from being sandwiched between two far more glamorous premiers and like Bush Sr this probably means he's under-rated these days. At the time his government often looked hopelessly weak and of course it often was, riven with feuding and driven to distraction by Europe and the Thatcherite legacy. Then there was Black Wednesday and the destruction of the party's economic credentials. Nevertheless, all these years later it seems remarkable that Major was able to hold it all together for as long as he did. As his successors' fate demonstrated leading the Tory party, not always a cakewalk at the best of times, was a double-whisky-before-breakfast kind of job in those days.

Politicians Are Not the Answer

Three cheers for Megan McArdle: I think Pawlenty's claims are crazy--though not specially crazy.  They're crazy the way that all political speeches on the economy are insane: they claim far more power over economic growth than any politician actually has. It is entirely possible that the economy will, for some period in the next few years, grow at 5%.  But if it does so, this will not be because Tim Pawlenty--or Barack Obama--have done something to cause it.  We don't know how to lift real GDP growth much above its trend level, and we certainly can't do so for [years o end]...  A really bad president can lower growth from its trend (wage and price controls, anyone?)  But--sorry, Republicans--Barack Obama is not that bad a president.

Blue Labour? Red Tory? Reactionaries One and All?

It might seem axiomatic to observe that Red Tories and Blue Labourites must have as much in common as anything that might divide them. That's one thing to take from Amol Rajan's splendid overview of Philip Blond and Maurice Glasman's attempts to refashion British politics. The other, I would suggest, is that Blond and Glasman's rejection of liberalism leaves them on the reactionary side of the argument. Perhaps that's the right or most politically profitable place to be. Some polling seems to suggest this could be so, at least on the left. Glasman says it is "too simple to say that we are on the left on economic issues and on the right on social issues" but does little to refute the suspicion that this is, broadly speaking, a useful shorthand for the Blue Labour approach.

Yes, There Is A War on Drugs

John Rentoul's column in the Independent on Sunday this week was uncharacteristically unpersuasive. His text was Mencken's aphorism that "There is always a well-known solution to every human problem – neat, plausible, and wrong" and Mr Rentoul suggested the Cardoso Commission's report on drug legalisation is an example of this approach. Well, perhaps. But I think "neat, plausible, and wrong" actually better characterises the Drug Warriors mania for prohibition. To which one might add "ineffective" too. Most advocates* of decriminalisation or legalisation (as Rentoul says, two different approaches) concede that these alternatives will not eradicate all of the problems associated with drug use but argue instead that they will make it easier to deal with the consequences of drug use.

Who’s Afraid of Grayling Hall?

Or, as it is to be known, the New College of the Humanities? I must say that the prospect of a dozen or so celebrity dons attaching their names to a new private college in London has provoked rather more outrage than might be thought necessary. It is not, after all, as though it is going to be a major enterprise. On the contrary, most of its applicants seem likely to be from overseas or public-school types who fail to win places at Oxford or Cambridge. If that proves so then Grayling Hall will benefit students from less affluent backgrounds by freeing up places at top tier universities that might otherwise have been taken by the NCH's students. This seems a reasonably worthy cause.

New York, New York

Selling New York City to the world must be one of the easier jobs in advertising but this beautiful time-lapse video does it brilliantly, capturing something of the stuff that makes Manhattan such a special place. In a way it's also a hymn to the wonders of big cities everywhere. Mindrelic - Manhattan in motion from Mindrelic on Vimeo. More about it here.

Department of Law Enforcement

Via Johnson, a remarkable statute in Victoria which criminalises: Any person who in or near a public place or within the view or hearing of any person being or passing therein or thereon- sings an obscene song or ballad; writes or draws exhibits or displays an indecent or obscene word figure or representation; uses profane indecent or obscene language or threatening abusive or insulting words; or behaves in a riotous indecent offensive or insulting manner- shall be guilty of an offence. Penalty: 10 penalty units or imprisonment for two months; For a second offence-15 penalty units or imprisonment for three months; For a third or subsequent offence-25 penalty units or imprisonment for six months. Strewth! How on earth did Shane Warne avoid racking up the penalty units?

Mitt Romney: Presidential Candidate & Dog Abuser

Mitt Romney launched his campaign for the Presidency today. Officially, that is. Good luck to him. Here's a clip of Mitt last time he ran: Who let the dogs out? Not Mitt Romney. He prefers to put his luggage in the boot and strap his dog to the roof rack. This does not end well but Mitt and his advisors suggest that the way Romney deals with this shows his expert crisis-management skills. Yeah, right. Sure, if you want a friend in Washington you should get a dog but who would want to be Mitt Romney's dog? This is a superficially trivial but actually non-trivial character indicator. What do we want? Justice for Seamus! When do we want it? Before it was necessary.