Alex Massie

Alex Massie

Fixing the County Championship

The cricket season has begun which is, as usual, a cause for celebration and an occasion to lament the guarantee that the first month of the new innings will be ruined by rain. Commercial considerations - that is, the need to stuff the calendar with as many limited overs fixtures as possible during the prime summer months - demand the further marginalisation of the venerable County Championship. Nearly a quarter of the fixtures will be played by the end of May, with others just as liable to be afflicted by poor weather as the season staggers to a close at the end of September. Times change, of course, and even traditionalists have to accept that.

In praise of Andrew Sullivan

My father is fond of telling a story that, though possibly apocryphal is, in the old newspaper terminology, too good to check. Apparently Georges Simenon was in Edinburgh and, as you would, asked what the gothic rocket on Princes Street was. On being told it was a monument to Sir Walter Scott the great detective writer was left open-mouthed in astonishment. "You mean they erected that for one of us?" he asked. Well, yes, they did. "Well, why not, he invented us all" Simenon is said to have said. The Scott Monument is quite a thing. One day the blogosphere might have to consider an equivalent monument. And when it does, the chap credited with inventing us all will have to be Andrew Sullivan.

Exams good enough for the rich are good enough for the poor too

Here's an interesting - and, for once, encouraging - development. Motherwell College (soon to be moving to a new campus on the site of the old Ravenscraig steel mill) is going to offer students the chance to study for the International Baccalaureate, rather than Scottish Highers. That's a small, but significant victory for school choice, as teenagers at high schools in Lanarkshire will now have the chance to apply for one of the places on an IB course that has, until now, only been available in the private sector in Scotland. (Indeed, fewer than 150 schools across Britain offer the IB at present, though that number will grow as A-Levels and Highers continue t lose their value.

The Wages of Torture and their Repercussions

The Daily Beast has a scoop that (if true!) is going to make life rather awkward for rather a lot of people: Spanish prosecutors have decided to press forward with a criminal investigation targeting former U.S. attorney general Alberto Gonzales and five top associates over their role in the torture of five Spanish citizens held at Guantánamo, several reliable sources close to the investigation have told The Daily Beast. Their decision is expected to be announced on Tuesday before the Spanish central criminal court, the Audencia Nacional, in Madrid.

Damn those ugly sociopathic nerds and their squalid ejaculations!

Imagine that, until now, the only books you'd been able to read were those that had been carefully selected by your parents and that, not surprisingly, these were books of a type that your parents approved of, written by authors who, for want of a better word, they considered sound. These books weren't necessarily bad, you understand, but the more you read the more you began to wonder if this was the only type of book there was and these the only perspectives ever committed to paper. Imagine how you might feel, then, if you were suddenly freed from this prescribed reading diet and handed a pass to the British Library. You might be amazed at the variety on offer and bewildered by the sheer range of subjects waiting to be discovered.

Hold that Vegetable Garden Exclusive!

Commenting on this post about the Damian McBride Affair, Shippers makes an excellent point: things are just as bad, if not worse, on the other side of the Atlantic. Consider this example, culled from Politico's daily Playbook: The WashPost's First Dog exclusive - which the WP says the First Lady's office offered in March to stave off a premature story about the White House vegetable garden, which had been promised as an exclusive to The New York Times (we're not making this up) - is rained on by weekend Web leaks. But the WP has first word that the adorable black Portuguese water dog, a gift from Senator and Mrs. Kennedy, will be named "Bo." (And that the Obamas will make a donation to the D.C. Humane Society, since he didn't come from a shelter.

If politics were more like the internet… that would be a good thing

If it weren't such fun despising Derek Draper one might have to pity the poor man. James has already highlighted one part of his latest post, but here's another noteworthy, if sadly delusional, passage: Maybe this affair will encourage the whole blogosphere, right and left, to commit to a new start, where offensiveness and personal attacks are avoided and debate is elevated not dragged down into the gutter? Maybe this can be a turning point at which we all redouble our efforts to tap into the internet´s positive potential rather than allowing its more peurile aspects to come to the fore? But that won´t happen without many many more people getting involved and taking blogging out of its ghetto.

Department of Meaning

How can someone at the BBC write this without bursting into laughter? Prime Minister Gordon Brown has pledged to ensure every young person has done 50 hours of voluntary work by the time they are 19-years-old. In fairness, the Press Association also doesn't understand the meanings of compulsory and voluntary, nor the oddity of suggesting they can be coupled together.

How much does Damian McBride’s disgrace actually matter?

The first thing to say about the downfall of Damian McBride is, of course, how entertaining it is. Gordon Brown's machine has deserved this kind of comeuppance for years. These are, and always have been, thoroughly disreputable people and, while there are plenty of people in the Labour party who might be wondering today why they've tolerated the McBrides of this world for so long, the questions don't end there. After all, McBride and his ilk depend upon the connivance of the press to operate effectively. There's something amusing too about seeing the press do its finest Captain Renault impression, declaring itself Shocked!

How much does Barack Obama hate America?

It's actually quite hard to know where to begin when it comes to criticising Pete Wehner's stunningly bone-headed, paranoid critique of President Obama's alleged disdain for the United States of America. This part was especially illuminating, however: What leaves me with a queasy feeling, though, is the growing sense that Obama is willing to denigrate America in order to boost his own personal popularity in other countries. As President, Obama has a responsibility to explain and interpret America to the rest of the world — in a way that is truthful and corresponds to reality for sure, but in a way that explains his country and its history and actions.

The Gathering Storm of Same-Sex Marriage

My crack that same-sex marriage hadn't caused the sky to fall in any of the places where it has been established prompted a socially-conservative friend to suggest this was a "lame" argument since "no historical event literally causes pure chaos". He had a point. It was a cheap line. Nonetheless, homosexuals are going to have to move some if they're to inflict as much damage upon the institution of marriage as heterosexuals. And of course, in terms of wider society, it is heterosexual marriage that is vastly more important. So it does seem to me that the argument over gay marriage is in some senses a sideshow as far as any sense of societal well-being is concerned.

Were the G20 protestors also to blame for the attack on Ian Tomlinson?

Iain Martin suggests that amidst the justified hoopla over the death of Ian Tomlinson we shouldn't forget the role the G20 protestors played too. They, he says, are "just as much to blame as the police". And for the police it was a long and stressful day, mistakes happen you know, they'd been insulted and taunted all day, everything was very confusing, etc etc. I'm afraid this won't quite do. As I argued yesterday, the only reason anyone is paying any attention to this assault is that poor Mr Tomlinson subsequently collapsed and died from a heart attack. That and the fact it was filmed. It is the very ordinary nature of the incident that is appalling. No-one can be surprised by it and no-one would have made much of a fuss if he hadn't had his heart attack.

Robert Gates does the Royal Navy a favour

TNR asks defence analysts Who Won and Who Lost in Bob Gates's realignment of Pentagon spending priorities? One party that doesn't get a mention is the Royal Navy, yet the curtailment of the F-22 fighter programme and the allocation of increased resources to the F-35 Joint Strike Fighter must be considered good news for the Navy and the Royal Air Force. Given the (intolerable) pressures on the MoD budget the sooner (and the cheaper) the F-35 is developed past a point of no return, the better. Granted, it seems unlikely (in the present climate) that Britain will really buy as many as 150 of the aircraft, but the development of the JSF remains essential to Britain's future defence capability.

Welcome to Marlboro Country Where Regulation is King-Sized

A splendid piece by Tim Carney in the Washington Examiner explaining why Philip Morris* is quite happy to hop into bed with anti-smoking campaigners and lobby for more federal regulation of tobacco. As Sen. Edward M. Kennedy, D-Mass., and Rep. Henry A. Waxman, D-Calif., push bills this spring to heighten federal regulation of tobacco, expect newspapers to present “both sides” of the story by quoting cigarette giant RJ Reynolds opposite a group like Campaign for Tobacco-Free Kids — painting the kind of industry-versus-do-gooder picture that characterizes coverage of most regulatory battles. But, as usual, that picture is false.

Ian Tomlinson

The appalling thing - apart from his death, of course - about the death of Ian Tomlinson after he was assaulted by the Metropolitan Police during the G20 protests last week is that if it weren't for the fact that Tomlinson collapsed from a fatal heart attack moments after he was attacked by the police, there'd be very little fuss about the incident. It would just be another example of heavy-handed police thuggery and, consequently, of no news value whatsoever. (incidentally, it also shows why it is important that the public be allowed to take photographs of the police.

Ireland today, Britain tomorrow

It was Brian Lenihan yesterday and in a fortnight it will be Alistair Darling's turn to announce the bad news when he delivers his emergency-in-all-but name budget. Or bloodget. Lenihan, the Irish finance minister, did his best to spread the pain around, announcing tax increases and cutting spending while leaving many of the most difficult measures to next year's budget. The Irish economy is forecast to contract by 8% this year and, even after the cash-saving and raising measures announced yesterday, the government will run a deficit of 10.75% of GDP. Eye-watering and sobering stuff.  In the Irish Times Mark Hennessy writes: For weeks, the Cabinet has debated the options in detail unlike any previous cabinet. Eventually, it decided that it could not cut more than €3.

The Facebook Avengers

Or how social networking can, at least in this instance, solve crime more quickly than the police. So, drunk guy steals woman's bag and wallet froma Philadelphia bar (the bag has a chihuahua in it too); woman gets his name from the barman, uses Facebook and Google to a) identify him and b) find his address. Charms her way past apartment building security, confronts idiot thief, rescues dog and departs triumphant, saving the police time and money and effort. No charges are pressed and for once everything ends well.All thanks to the wonders of Facebook. It's quite a caper and worth reading in full. Bonus, as KMW says, the perp asked if he could be Facebook friends with the victim the next day.

As Iowa and Vermont go, so goes the United States?

This week the Iowa Supreme Court has upheld same-sex marriage and the Vermont legislature has overturned a gubernatorial veto and recognised gay marriage. Meanwhile, the District of Columbia's city council voted unanimously to reognise gay marriages in DC, regardless of the state in which the ceremony took place. Commenting on this Rod Dreher writes: Gay marriage supporters will get it democratically if they can, but if they can't, they'll have it imposed on unwilling polities by the judiciary. It is increasingly obvious that the US Supreme Court is going to have to rule on this matter soon. It is an untenable situation for a same-sex couple to be married in Vermont and Massachusetts and Iowa, but not in Texas, Nevada and Montana.

MPs Expenses vs Congressional Claims

Tim Montgomerie suggests David Cameron needs to do a little more to produce a proper, comprehensive policy on MPs expenses. That's probably true. As we all know, any talk of reform at Westminster unnerves parliamentarians from all parties since, as we all know, no-one has clean hands in this affair. They've all been fiddling the system - legally! - for years, unaware that as far as the public's concerned the legality of the system is pretty much irrelevant. MPs at Westminster might often envy their cousins across the pond - members of the House of Representatives enjoy a "Representational Allowance" of up to $1.6m for staff, office and franking costs - but in the matter of housing at least, it's the Britons who have the last laugh.