Alex Massie

Alex Massie

The Limits of A Munichean Worldview

Well that didn't take long. No sooner had I decried the notion that President Barack Obama's decision to move (but not cancel) the US's proposed missile defence shield from eastern europe than, sure enough, up more folk arrive to suggest that OMG! It's Munich All Over Again! This time it's Rich Lowry, editor of National Review, who, in a fit of blinding orginality, argues: With just one announcement, the Obama administration undercut two loyal allies, rewarded Russian bullying, and diminished our ability to counter an emerging Iranian threat. If there were awards for self-defeating weakness, this move would deserve a Neville for Appeasement in a Perpetually Threatened Region. Enough with this Munichean Worldview, please!

Public Spending Cuts: The Theory vs The Reality

Everyone agrees that cuts in public spending are necessary. Everyone also agrees that we could do with a better and more candid class of politician. And everyone should agree that we could do with better newspapers too. It's budget week here in Scotland and that means there's the chance to preview some of arguments that are going to be had at Westminster next year. So how does the Scottish Daily Mail report the SNP's budget? With the splash: CUTS AT HOME, CASH FOR AFRICA. How charming. Apparently As SNP budget paves way for savage cuts in housing, transport and education, Salmond finds extra millions for pet foreign aid projects. You have to read as far as the 21st paragraph to discover that the foreign aid budget will increase from £6m to a whopping £9m next year.

In Praise of Neville Chamberlain

18th March 1940: British prime minister, Neville Chamberlain (1869-1940) walking across the Horse Guard's Parade, Buckingham Palace on his seventy-first birthday. Photo: Davies/Topical Press Agency/Getty Images. Neville Chamberlain, it is fair to say, does not receive a good press these days. The War Party - on both sides of the Atlantic - sees Munich popping up every six months or so and, for reasons that escape one, presumes that it is always better to fight a war as soon as possible. All of subsequent human history is seen through the lens of Munich. This is a baffling virus but one that is, I fear, ineradicable.

Chris de Burgh is an Angry, Misunderstood, Man. Apparently.

From the Department of Criticism: the Irish Times handed my old Dublin University Players contemporary Peter Crawley the unenviable task of reviewing Chris de Burgh in concert. It's fair to say that his notice was less than generous... Certain toes will never uncurl after this experience, but it is almost admirable how unaltered de Burgh has remained by the flow of time. You may have grown out of seeking epic significance in the portentous verses of Spanish Train, you may greet Patricia the Stripper with the same mortification as a faded photo of yourself. This is because you’ve changed. Chris de Burgh has not.

Heckling Obama

I've a piece up at the Daily Beast arguing that Congressman Joe Wilson shouldn't have apologised for heckling Barack Obama during the latter's campaigning health care speech the other night: Trivial though it may seem, this brouhaha highlights a great flaw in the American system: You elect a monarch. In olden days and on the old continent, criticizing the monarch might limit your life chances. So too, alas, in the American capital today, as the arbiters of acceptable Washington indecency—that is, the Davids Broder and Gergen—decry your shortage of civility and surfeit of vulgarity.

Obama & The Competitive Principle

I'm not qualified to offer an opinion* on Obama's health care speech last night. So I won't, beyond observing that his refusal to countenance the possibility that the kind of reforms he wants don't involve any trade-offs of any sort was, even by Presidential standards, unfortunate and, frankly, enough to make one suspect that there's something missing. But it's healthcare, Jake. You know? However, I did like this line: My guiding principle is, and always has been, that consumers do better when there is choice and competition. True! But if this true of healthcare why isn't it also true when it comes to education? Obama's reluctance to embrace the cause of educational reform is one of the more disappointing aspects of his Presidency so far.

Hey, Jaycee Dugard! Here’s the sports news you missed while you were being raped!

This is perhaps the single worst column I've read. Ever. Anywhere. I have absolutely no idea what Mark Whicker thought he was attempting when he wrote this. But that the editors at the Orange County Register would then actually see fit to publish it is utterly incomprehensible. Mr Whicker begins: It doesn't sound as if Jaycee Dugard got to see a sports page. Box scores were not available to her from June 10, 1991 until Aug. 31 of this year. She never saw a highlight. Never got to the ballpark for Beach Towel Night. Probably hasn't high-fived in a while. She was not allowed to spike a volleyball. Or pitch a softball. Or smack a forehand down the line. Or run in a 5-footer for double bogey. Now, that's deprivation. Can you imagine?

A Question for Supporters of the Death Penalty

Have you read David Grann's article about the trial and execution of Cameron Todd Willingham? I'd urge you to do so. Willingham was convicted of setting the fire that brunt down his house and killed his three children. There were, investigators said, no fewer than 20 grounds for supposing that the fire was not an accident. The only problem? Each and every one of those grounds was based upon faulty science or an inadequate understanding of fire. It is, therefore, quite possible, perhaps even more than probable, that an innocent man was executed. If that is the case  - and it is possible that the State of Texas will one day admit this - then does it change anything?

Megrahi & La Raison d’Etat

One last - barring any more developments! - post on the Megrahi Affair. Much of the commentary has presumed that there must be some grubby, even sinister, deal made. No-one denies that British industrial interests influenced the terms of the Prisoner Transfer Agreement (though, again, that agreement was not, I understand, any different to those negotiated with other countries). But that doesn't quite mean there was some grubby, shady conspiracy or that, no matter what some people say, BP really stands for Blair Petroleum. And for all that big business, government and nasty foreign regimes are often wrapped together it's worth asking what might have happened if Megrahi had been tried, convicted and imprisoned in another jurisdiction. Like, say, France.

Nanny’s Intemperate Insistence Upon Temperance

Angela Harbutt of Liberal Vision and Samizdata's Jonathan Pearce say much of what needs to be said about the British Medical Association's depressingly predictable demand that all alcohol advertising and sponsorship should be banned. Meanwhile, elsewhere, Simon Clark draws my attention to the next front in the endless War on Smoking. Apparently smoking should be banned from pub patios and other outdoor areas too. Seriously.  Mark my words, however, we'll be hearing more on this, no matter how daft it may initially seem. It continues to mystify me that organisations such as ASH are listened to as though they were some kind of independent umpire, while groups such as Forest are dismissed simply because they receive some funding from tobacco companies.

John Prescott: Not Very Big in Armenia

Perhaps the second-funniest line I read today comes courtesy of good Mr Dale: One great thing about Armenia is that they cannot abide John Prescott. Iain's just back from a trip to Armenia, where, as you can see, they have a pretty good grasp of British politics. Some of my Armenian-related blogging is collected here. Note to Armenian think tanks and other organisations: I too would be delighted to visit your country.

Who Has Alex Salmond Beaten?

I can't find the passage, but if memory serves there's a moment in War and Peace when the assembled company is discussing Napoleon Bonaparte and marvelling at and quaking before the string of military victories he has won and how this spells doom for poor Russia when an old and ancient battle-weathered chap growls something to the effect of "Who has he beaten? Only Germans. Everyone has always beaten the Germans." Well, not quite. But you get the point. This is something to keep in mind next time you hear someone worry about Alex Salmond.

Complacency & Terrorism

David Aaronovitch's column in the Times today is a curious beast indeed. Some sub-editor has given it the headline Complacency has crept up on us (yet again) which seems curious since the partially-successful prosecution of the men accused  - and guilty - of plotting to use "liquid bombs" to blow up transatlantic airliners would seem to suggest that complacency has not in fact crept up on us and that, quite rightly, the security services are doing the job they're charged with. Now Aaronovitch is not responsible for the headline, nor for the sub-deck arguing that No amount of handwringing about civil liberties should distract us from the very clear and present danger of terrorism.  Nonetheless, this doesn't seem an unfair summary of his column.

David Cameron Should Support an Independence Referendum

And not, my English nationalist chums, so that he can bid good riddance to those troublesome, and endlessly grumbling, Scots. Rather lost amidst the Megrahi Fallout was the news that Wee Eck and his merry band of mischief-makers are pressing ahead with their plans for a 2011 referendum on the independence question. This despite the fact that, as matters stand, there's no majority with which to pass the referendum bill at Holyrood. Nevertheless it's a bill that merits support, not least because the issue will have to be resolved at some point. That being so, it falls to the Conservatives to call Salmond's bluff (he may not see it as such but that's a different matter) and uge him to press on.

Department of Unintended Consequences

My thanks to the ever-vigilant Mr Eugenides for alerting me to this wee gem: Pubs [in Edinburgh]  are launching marathon cheap drink offers in a bid to beat new licensing legislation. The new rules, introduced last week, aimed to prevent "happy hour" offers by forcing publicans to keep drinks at the same price for a period of 72 hours. But rather than abandon their drinks offers, bars have been extending them to last for 72 hours or more. The Tun in Holyrood Road – close to the Scottish Parliament – has launched a Happy Days promotion with pints of Strongbow, Heineken and John Smith on offer for £2 all day Monday to Thursday...

Lockerbie: Have Government Ministers Contradicted One Another?

James says that the government is at odds with itself over the Megrahi Case. He cites these statements to support his argument that while either of these claims may be true, they cannot both be: David Miliband on the Today Programme on September 2nd: “We did not want him [Megrahi] to die in prison.” Ed Balls on the Today Programme on September 7th: “None of us wanted to see the release of al-Megrahi” On the face of it, James is correct. But only, I hazard, on the face of it. That is, the contradiction - or the seeming contradiction - may be explained as follows. 1. Miliband's line echoes that allegedly made by FCO Minister Bill Rammell. To wit, the government assured the Libyans that there was no desire to see Megrahi die in a Scottish jail. 2.

The Keats of Cricket

1st May 1930: Australian opening batsmen Bill Woodfull (1897 - 1965, left) and Archie Jackson (1909 - 1933) going out to bat against Worcester at Worcester. Photo: E. F. Corcoran/Topical Press Agency/Getty Images. The other day Patrick Kidd wrote a nice post on cricket and the outbreak of the Second World War, but, speaking of cricketing heartbreak, Saturday was the 100th anniversary of Archie Jackson's birth. Poor Jackson. We'll never know what might have been and, of course, it's that sense of if that lends his story its power. It's not quite right to say that Jackson's premature death was a tragedy since the rules of tragedy demand that the protagonist earns his downfall; Jackson, struck down by tuberculosis and dead at 23, was an innocent victim, dealt a rotten hand by fate.

The Madness of Michael Moore

Not, I suppose, terribly surprising that Michael Moore's latest "documentary*" should receive an enthusiastic review from the Guardian, but even by Moore's lofty standards this new venture sounds exceptionally stupid: Capitalism: A Love Story is by turns crude and sentimental, impassioned and invigorating. It posits a simple moral universe inhabited by good little guys and evil big ones, yet the basic thrust of its argument proves hard to resist... Moore's conclusion? That capitalism is both un-Christian and un-American, an evil that deserves not regulation but elimination. No doubt he had concluded all this anyway, well in advance of making the film, but no matter. There is something energising – even moving – about the sight of him setting out to prove it all over again.

Lockerbie Fallout: A (Fake) American Backlash

So, via Iain Dale, the News of the World has a story claiming that: Britain was facing the likelihood of an increased terror threat last night — after America’s CIA chiefs threatened to stop sharing vital intelligence with us following the Lockerbie bomber’s release.   The Americans have already warned British intelligence services that sending cancer-stricken Abdelbaset al-Megrahi home to Libya has destroyed our “special relationship”.   But the fallout following the bomber’s release has now worsened with the CIA threat to stop sharing information on terrorists gathered by their agents.   They have also warned they may not pass on vital information picked up by their sophisticated eavesdropping satellites.