Scarlett Johansson should only be allowed to play Scarlett Johansson in movies about Scarlett Johansson
Actors playing the parts of characters with whom they share no lived experience is nothing new
Satire
Thursday
Monday
Sunday
My best friend just came out as cisgender and I don’t know what to do about it
All this time, Andromeda had been living a lie
Thursday
10 things I’d like to see in ‘a whole new Twitter’
I have taken the liberty of proposing some changes that will actually benefit Twitter’s user base
Wednesday
Tristan Priskett reviews: Stranger Things 3
Would it not have led to a more meaningful narrative if the ‘monster’ the Russians had brought into being was in fact climate change?
Thursday
The Fourth of July is nothing to celebrate
Based on what Godfrey learned from several historical movies
Monday
Conservative snowflake Andy Ngo can’t handle a peaceful beating
He was asking for it
Friday
Louis C.K. is still not OK
How dare he continue with his career?
Friday
Mark Field: the Handmaid’s Tale becomes reality
As the protester’s limp body sailed across the room, Field was heard to shout ‘Hasta la vista, Greenpeace’ before doing the Floss Dance
Thursday
Fellow men: it’s really not that difficult to respect women
It’s a full-time job
Monday
My terrifying journey into the dark heart of far right comedy
At a fascist evening, nobody was decent enough to openly express their white supremacy
Monday
Trump is not the UK’s president
Once the orange man sees the blimp, he’s FINISHED
Friday
Daenerys did nothing wrong
As a social justice warrior, I identify with her
Tuesday
A milkshake a day keeps the fascists at bay
Creamy droplets of sugar-infused milk rained upon Nigel Farage’s suit. A victory for peace-loving anti-fascists everywhere!
Monday
No #SexStrike please, we’re intersectional feminists
I was disgusted by Alyssa Milano’s lack of consideration towards minorities such as me
Tuesday
An interracial couple have birthed a mixed-race youngling
Godfrey’s advice on naming the royal baby
Friday
Brace yourself Donny, spoilers are coming
Ruining Game of Thrones is in the global interest for Godfrey
Thursday
My day: Joe Biden
As told to Dominic Green
My name is Matilda Olofsson and I am Greta Thunberg’s arch-nemesis
Who wants to save the planet anyway? I don’t
Wednesday
Greta Thunberg, a modern-day Cassandra
The Swedish teenager has successfully convinced other children to take time off school to draw attention to the coming apocalypse
