Poppy
‘There’s the house. This must be the folly.’
‘He’s got swine fever.’
‘A hearse! A hearse! My kingdom for a hearse!’
‘You know you asked me to try to talk about my feelings more? Well, we lost 3-0 today and I’m totally gutted.’
‘Thank you for getting away from it all in this wild and remote spot. CCTV is in operation…’
‘Ah, autumn, when the trees begin to fall.’
‘So the flood-defence funding was cut, then?’
‘I think you’re right — it does make you look younger.’
‘We tend not to watch TV unless it’s an old film.’
‘So I was here and the arms lobby was over there…’
‘I wonder if we could use your loo?’
‘How would you deal with Prince Charles?
‘I found out he was mating for life with someone else behind my back.’
‘Me, too. I can remember exactly where I was when I heard that President Lincoln had been shot.’