Rockstar
‘You don’t look old enough to be a rock star.’
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Thursday
Wolf Hall 2
‘It’s like Clarence House — a bit dull and far too expensive.’
Snowman 2
‘With a severe weather warning in place for temperatures as high as plus one…’
Spoon
Defence 2
‘They should weaponise defence.’
Greens
‘Oh no! It’s a greens surge.’
Box Room
Plug
After Sex
‘So what do young people do after sex — now that none of you smoke?
Thursday
Doctor
‘Now does anyone here speak doctor?’
Porn 3
Saudi
‘He was a very moderate king.’
Tie
‘We’re doomed!’
Postcode 2
‘Hmm ...I don’t like the look of your postcode.’
Speech 3
‘I’m demonstrating in support of free speech but you’ve got to be so careful what you say these days.’
Hard Working
‘Can we stop being a hard-working family now?’
Teeth 2
‘OK, I’ll do something about my snoring if you agree to sleep with your mouth closed.’
Tickets
‘To hell and back? Standard off-peak return, any time or season?’