I Hope This Doesnt Degenerate Into An Elite City Charity Gala
‘I hope this doesn’t degenerate into an elite city charity gala.’
‘I hope this doesn’t degenerate into an elite city charity gala.’
‘That’s “hostess” if you don’t mind!’
‘Warning! This programme contains graphic images.’
‘Have your cake, take a photo of it and eat it.’
‘I suppose I have become a bit institutionalised over the years.’
‘I was slapped down by Theresa May.’
‘Gordon identifies as a person of lack-of-colour.’
‘Your obsession with Victoriana is getting out of control.’
‘It’s the Prince William look.’
New Calais border cheque
‘You must try the Bitcoin diet – I lost a thousand pounds in a day!’
‘I can’t imagine why they ever thought we’d take their jobs away.’