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The Bernie backlash has already begun

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COLUMBIA, SC – JANUARY 21: U.S. Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) addresses the crowd during the annual Martin Luther King Jr. Day at the Dome event on January 21, 2019 in Columbia, South Carolina. Fellow potential Democratic presidential candidate, Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) joined Sanders at the event. (Photo by Sean Rayford/Getty Images)

Bernie Sanders announced his candidacy for the 2020 Democratic nomination early Tuesday morning. The Vermont senator was a formidable contender in 2016, winning 23 states and 46 percent of elected delegates. In fact, several people thought he would have stood a better chance against Trump than Hillary Clinton, due to the polarized nature of the race and the significance of the white working class vote.

Given his track record, you might reasonably suspect that people would be excited about Sanders entering the ring. But you would be wrong: the Bernie backlash is already upon us. As soon as he had he finished his announcement on Vermont public radio, the complaints started rolling in. Here is everything wrong with a Bernie bid for president, according to the calm, good-natured denizens of Twitter.

He’s old

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He’s white

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He’s a man

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He’s…rich?

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His supporters are unbearable

https://twitter.com/paulludwig/status/1097870929076592641

https://twitter.com/ashermaj/status/1097864312239112197

https://twitter.com/SashaMichelle89/status/1097847036777582592

He’s too left-wing

https://twitter.com/ALovari9/status/1097859179505770496

He’ll make Trump win

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https://twitter.com/Well_its_evan/status/1097866707119587329

He said he thinks people shouldn’t decide who to vote for based on their race, age, gender or sexual orientation

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He voted for FOSTA-SESTA

https://twitter.com/multiplebears/status/1097849831056388097

He’s weak on guns

https://twitter.com/athenahollow/status/1097869336780464128

He doesn’t do enough for Palestinians

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He’s never revealed his tax returns

https://twitter.com/MrDane1982/status/1097864761511956482

Just no

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https://twitter.com/SahraAhmad3/status/1097870350887473152

https://twitter.com/716_Homo/status/1097867426790805505

https://twitter.com/mikasa22/status/1097861208177340416

https://twitter.com/JoJo_Son/status/1097871555223261185

https://twitter.com/MaxxAtom/status/1097846743557906438

We’ve also already been blessed with the first Bernie-is-being-screwed-over conspiracy theory of the campaign. Sanders launched his bid with a Twitter video and a link to an email-gathering website:

https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1097828878310096901

The site wasn’t loading properly on Twitter at first. Cockburn has a couple of ideas why this might be: it could have been crashing due to high demand, or perhaps because the domain is new, Twitter’s algorithm didn’t recognize it. But no, leave it to Wikileaks, every American election’s best friend, to pitch in:

https://twitter.com/wikileaks/status/1097858074780545024

Is Big Tech conspiring against Sen. Sanders? Judging by this alone, it seems unlikely. And it seems even less likely that any new presidential candidate would desire Wikileaks, the site that then-CIA Director Mike Pompeo referred to as ‘a non-state hostile intelligence service, often abetted by state actors like Russia’, in their corner.

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