Russell Brand vows to write the revolution

For a man who claims to be apathetic about politics, Russell Brand is rather noisy. Not content with guest editing the New Statesman and getting crucified by Jeremy Paxman, all in the name of his revolutionary cause, Brand is now writing a political book.

‘People keep asking me how The Revolution will work?’ ‘We all want to bring down the government and establish a personal and global utopia, but how?’ they ask. Well, in this book, I’m going to explain it.’

I suggest the title of Das Krapital.