Radley Balko is right. If this story isn’t the sort of cheery goodness you’ve been craving in these troubling, turbulent times then, well, what the hell’s wrong with you? It’s the sort of tale that restores your faith in the power of free enterprise and, frankly, the United States of America. To wit:
State attorneys say John LaVoie should be forever barred from the massage business because he ran a house of prostitution camouflaged as a church.
But in his latest court argument, the Tucson man says he hired women at Angel’s Heaven Relaxation Spa — near University Medical Center — not to sell sex but to comfort the afflicted through the religious act of “laying on of hands.”
…LaVoie is now citing constitutional guarantees of freedom of religion. “This offer of comfort by this means is based on several Biblical passages,” wrote attorney Brad Roach, who is representing LaVoie while seeking election as Pima County attorney.
LaVoie, who testified he is the pastor of the Church of Liberty, “has every right under the First Amendment to freely exercise his religion, which religion includes offering comfort through the laying on of hands,” Roach wrote in an objection to the proposed order of forfeiture.
Alex Mahon, an Arizona assistant attorney general, responded that LaVoie never argued at trial that laying on of hands was part of church ceremonies. In fact, the evidence showed his “angels” were lay people committing acts of prostitution with the spa’s male customers, Mahon wrote.
“LaVoie continues to mock the state and the court by insisting that his flimsy claim of religious freedom entitles him to engage in criminal acts at will,” Mahon told the court.
Whatever they offered, LaVoie’s “angels” operated out of an office building at 1740 E. Lester St., northwest of Campbell and Speedway.
The Angel’s Heaven Web site displayed portraits of young women over trademarked names.
“Oriental Angel” described as 5-foot-2 with dark brown hair and hazel eyes, invited visitors to discover “Far East delight.”
Brown-eyed “Passion Angel” peered out over this message: “Come to Angel’s Heaven now and be touched by an angel willing to take you to heaven and back.”
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