Wilbur

‘And in the interests of balance, we also wish you a thoroughly miserable Christmas.’

‘To get home we follow our trail of nitrous oxide cylinders.’

‘I’ve got the hamster for half-term. Not sure what else I’m going to eat…’

‘One day, son, all this will be yours.’

‘Best tweet as little as possible. Just gets you into trouble.’

‘Surprise, surprise – four white males.’

‘One form of exercise a day?!!’

‘I’m dreading them closing the schools.’

‘D’you mind if I don’t shake your hand?’