They will never make me endure this until I’m 64!
‘They will never make me endure this until I’m 64!’
Wilbur
Wednesday
Nitrous oxide banned
‘This is no laughing matter.’
April Fool!
‘All’s well in the world... April Fool!’
Murdering people is still considered absolutely fine
‘Don’t worry, murdering people is still considered absolutely fine.’
Wednesday
I’m getting the new fat jab
‘I’m getting the new fat jab.’
Thursday
The dog sensitivity-read my homework
‘The dog sensitivity-read my homework.’
Wednesday
Turning in his grave
‘I’ve come as Roald Dahl, miss. Turning in his grave’
I’m afraid there’s an egg shortage and a soldier shortage
‘I’m afraid there’s an egg shortage and a soldier shortage.’
Wednesday
Disney to cut 7000 jobs
‘Presumably anyone with original ideas.’
Wednesday
Enough is enough
Cartoonists strike.
Wednesday
Amazon drone strike
Amazon drone strike
Amazon workers strike
‘Now I’m worried!’
Wednesday
Pack it in you two
‘Pack it in you two! You’re not members of the royal family.’
At least my bowl’s in one piece
‘I may not live in a palace, but at least my bowl’s in one piece.’
Wednesday
January sales
‘I love the January sales!’
Monday
Overpromised and underdelivered
‘I’m afraid Santa may have overpromised and underdelivered.’
