Cry
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‘AAAAAAHHHHIIIEEEAAAAHH!!!’
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‘AAAAAAHHHHIIIEEEAAAAHH!!!’
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‘You could try scratchcards…’
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‘It was going to be pea green but there was a sale on at Farrow & Ball.’
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‘It’s part of the drive to make us more like a private school.’
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‘With which of these would you like to have sex?’
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‘That’s me sorted — now let’s go and find something for you.’
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‘John and I couldn’t agree on a holiday destination so we’re going to one of my choosing instead.’
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‘I remember when you used to hug the trees on our land, Rodney.’
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‘No? Really? How absolutely fascinating...just how exactly did you expect me to look?’
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‘It was going to be pea green but there was a sale on at Farrow and Ball.’
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Alice Through the Selfie
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‘So exactly what kind of stem cells did they use in your therapy?’
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‘We must do lunch someday.’
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‘The property has some unique features: a sunken garden, sunken garden shed, sunken patio…’
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‘He always makes sure we get out of the car when he wants a fag.’
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‘There’s only one thing for it — give up driving.’