Terry Barnes

After being toppled by his own MPs in 2018, former Australian prime minister Malcolm Turnbull vowed he would not hang around his successors like a ‘miserable ghost’. He hasn’t kept his promise. Turnbull has delivered a coruscating critique of the strategic partnership between Australia, the United Kingdom and the United States – known as Aukus. In particular, he has attacked its key feature: the US selling Australia up to three Virginia-class nuclear attack submarines, followed by an Aukus-specific class of nuclear boats developed jointly by Australia and Britain, based on the Royal Navy’s Astute class. Turnbull said that it is ‘stark, raving bonkers’ to presume these submarines will ever be delivered. Strategically, Aukus is a Good Thing.

Almost 150 years ago, the famed British jurist A. V. Dicey wrote that sovereign parliaments ‘can do everything  but make a man a woman, and a woman a man’. Yet in Australia, Britain and elsewhere, parliaments now have done just that. Ideological and legislative contortions over biological sex and gender fluidity have created concomitant absurdities, something crystallised by an Australian court case attracting global attention: the improbably-named Giggle v Tickle. Roxanne Tickle was born male but identifies as female. Tickle had gender reassignment surgery and erased her birth name, with a new birth certificate. Sall Grover is an Australian businesswoman running an online safe space for women called Giggle.  She vets who applies to join Giggle.

Before dawn today, a Qantas jet touched down in Melbourne from the United States. Aboard, flying commercial first class but hardly incognito, were world-famous philanthropists and former working royals, Prince Harry and his wife Meghan, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. The couple are in Australia for a week of ‘engagements’ in Melbourne, Sydney and Canberra. Even Australian monarchists who, according to opinion polls, still outnumber confirmed republicans, are unimpressed by the Sussexes’ pseudo-royal progress Unfortunately, there was none of the famously fine weather that preternaturally followed the late Queen Elizabeth in her travels. In Melbourne today the weather gods ensured the city was cold, squally and miserable.

Australia’s most decorated war hero, Ben Roberts-Smith VC, is a mountain of a man. But today, he has been cut down to size. Arriving at Sydney airport this morning on a flight from Queensland, Roberts-Smith was met by Australian Federal police officers, who escorted him to a car waiting on the tarmac. He was arrested, handcuffed and taken into custody in front of hundreds of onlookers watching from the airport terminal. If proven beyond reasonable doubt, not only he will be besmirched, but so will Australia’s SAS regiment Roberts-Smith is expected to be charged later today on five counts of the war crime of murder, arising from his tours of duty in Afghanistan as a corporal in Australia’s elite Special Air Service regiment.

In 1989, as tanks rolled into central Beijing to crush the pro-democracy protest in Tiananmen Square, Australia’s then prime minister, Bob Hawke, spontaneously offered asylum to all Chinese citizens who happened to be in Australia. Thousands took up his offer and made lasting contributions to the country that gave them shelter. Last Tuesday, the women showed personal courage by taking a silent but very public stand against a regime that stops at nothing to punish open disloyalty On Tuesday, Hawke’s successor, Anthony Albanese, granted five women of Iran’s national football team asylum, and offered it to all those in the team’s party.

Australia has been global news for all the wrong reasons. So it was a relief to hear a story of a boy’s courage and heroism in south-western Australia which has won admiration from all around the world. The coastal waters of Australia are a playground. Swimming, boating, kayaking and fishing are the summer pastimes for millions of Australians. But those same waters are treacherous. Perfectly placid seas can become death traps in a minute. A recreational kayaker myself, I once almost drowned in Melbourne’s Port Philip Bay when a gale struck from nowhere, whipping up vicious, choppy waves that almost capsized me. I barely made it back to safety from just one mile offshore.

This is a summer that Australians want to forget. Australia was shocked and outraged by last month’s Bondi massacre of the innocents by Islamist fanatics. Its government and parliament have descended into angry chaos in Bondi’s wake. Massive bushfires devastated much of the states of Victoria and New South Wales this month, and a tropical cyclone brought destruction to parts of Queensland. And, on a smaller but no less frightening scale, sharks have been terrorising Australia’s east coast, and the Sydney area in particular. In less than 48 hours this week, there were four shark attacks injuring people. Two occurred off the northern Sydney beaches of Dee Why and Manly. The Dee Why victim was not seriously injured, and managed to ward off his attacker.