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Justin Welby can’t seem to get anything right these days – not even his own leaving speech. Now the outgoing Archbishop of Canterbury has been forced to apologise for the gag-filled monologue he delivered to the House of Lords on Thursday after causing a rather lot of offence with his choice of language. Dear oh dear…  The Archbishop today announced he 'would like to apologise wholeheartedly for the hurt' he caused after his quite controversial remarks – including a reference to an historic beheading – went down badly with both abuse survivors and fellow bishops.

It's not been a good week for Sir Keir's lefty lot. In the last few days alone, Starmer's army has been hit with the revelation that over half of all Brits feel disappointed by Labour’s achievements in government so far – while just hours ago, a new survey by FindOutNow saw Nigel Farage's Reform party surge to second place, overtaking the current government of the day. And now the beast that is Labour's cronyism row threatens to rear its head once more. Steerpike would remind readers that back in 2020, every Permanent Secretary co-signed the grandly-named ‘Declaration of Government Reform’ in June 2020, promising to usher in a new era of transparency, meritocracy and excellence in the palaces of Whitehall.

Another day, another drama at the BBC. Now it transpires that one of the corporation's top newsreaders Clive Myrie failed to declare up to a quarter of a million pounds worth of 'external events' that he was involved in outside of his BBC job. Dear oh dear… As well as undertaking his newsreader role, the Beeb staffer has also been paid for a number of speaking and hosting work – but when it came to logging the additional work on the broadcaster's external events register, Myrie fell short. It took the press getting in touch with the BBC over the issue for the star presenter to register 29 late entries – charging £10,000 a pop for most gigs. Alright for some!

When you're in a hole, stop digging. These words of wisdom are yet to be heeded by the bright young things in Downing Street, who appear to be ploughing on manfully with plans to slap inheritance tax on family farms. Yet despite all the state-sponsored spinning, the public seems to be increasingly turning against Labour on this issue. According to a poll conducted by Freshwater Strategy for The Spectator, a majority – 53 per cent – of voters oppose Labour’s change to inheritance tax, with barely a quarter (27 per cent) backing the move. One in three Brits (36 per cent) say the announcement makes them more likely to vote for another party, with just 15 per cent claiming it would make them 'more' likely to vote Labour.

There are less than 50 days until Donald Trump takes back the White House – so the Democrats are now doing some last-minute future-proofing. In a bombshell announcement overnight, President Biden revealed he has signed a pardon to a victim of a 'miscarriage of justice' whose case has been 'infected' by 'raw politics.' Who is this hapless victim you ask? Why, none other than the President's own son Hunter Biden. And they call the Trumps nepotistic... The U-turn comes just weeks after the White House denied that the President would make such a drastic move in the final months of his lame duck presidency. Biden, himself, said as recently as June that he would 'not pardon' his son, who was facing sentencing in two criminal cases on federal gun charges and federal tax evasion charges.

Does wisdom come with age? MPs have just voted by a margin of 55 to back a bill to legalise assisted suicide. In what was the first Commons vote on assisted death for a decade, MPs voted 330 to 275 in favour of the bill.  The new intake of parliamentarians – those first elected in 2024 or returning after an enforced absence – were nearly twice as likely to back assisted suicide than any other intake. You might think this is just because most of the new MPs sit on Labour’s benches. Well, perhaps. But this was a free vote on an issue of conscience so we wouldn’t necessarily expect it to fall on party lines.