Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Brits have bleak outlook for 2025

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Dear oh dear. The Labour lot have not fared well in opinion polling this year and More in Common’s New Year poll has certainly not bucked that trend. The new survey, which quizzed more than 2,400 people, reveals that half of Brits believe 2025 will be worse than 2024 – while less than a quarter think it will be better. It’s yet more bad news for Starmer’s army… The new polling suggests that nearly 20 per cent of people are concerned next year will be ‘much worse’ than the last 12 months – while a quarter believe 2025 will remain the same. Even a third of Labour voters are convinced things will get worse next year, while almost two-thirds of Reform and Tory voters feel the same. Crikey.

Gangster released early by Labour mocks Sir Keir in Christmas song

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Not even the Christmas season can keep attention off Labour’s controversial policies for long. The furore around this year’s early prison releases is still haunting Sir Keir Starmer’s Labour lot – and those criminals let out early are doing nothing to reassure the public. As Steerpike revealed in October, Isaac Donkoh – a gang member and drill music artist also known as Young Dizz – was among those released under Labour’s new prisons policy. Yet despite the scheme being meant to exclude those convicted of serious violence from getting out ahead of time, Donkoh was still released despite the police chief on the case describing Donkoh’s crime – the kidnap and torture of a 16-year-old boy – as ‘extremely violent’.

Kemi accuses Farage of fiddling membership figures

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It wouldn't be Christmas without a family feud. Reform has spent this Boxing Day trumpeting its membership figures, which, it says, now outnumber the Conservatives. Nigel Farage's party projected a 'countdown clock' onto CCHQ last night to mark the moment when Reform got its 131,670th member – thus beating the number who voted in the last Tory leadership contest. Talk about cheeky eh? But Kemi Badenoch is clearly not prepared to take Reform's claims at face value. Five hours after Farage declared that the 'youngest political party in British politics has just overtaken the oldest political party in the world', the Tory leader took to Twitter/X to fire back a 300-word response. In a five tweet-thread, Badenoch accused Farage of 'manipulating your own supporters'.

Gaffe-prone Labour spend £17,000 on media training

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Well, well, well. It now transpires that Sir Keir Starmer’s Labour party has spent thousands of pounds on media training for its ministers since winning the July election – yet, despite this, senior politicians have still managed to make a series of rather embarrassing gaffes. Hardly money well spent, eh? Starmer’s army spent almost £17,000 on broadcast coaching, according to answers to parliamentary questions, with frontbenchers from three government departments getting help for their first few months in power. As reported by the Telegraph, Ministers in the Treasury, the Foreign Office and the Scotland Office received £9,700, £1,848 and £5,416 respectively to aid their media appearances.

Wales exam board removes Steinbeck book from curriculum

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In some rather strange news this festive season, it transpires that the Welsh Joint Education Committee (WJEC) has banned John Steinbeck’s Of Mice and Men from being studied at GCSE level in Wales. The news comes amid concerns about the use of racist language in the novel, with the move to come into force from next September. Good heavens… Critics, including Wales’ Children’s Commissioner Rocio Cifuentes, have slammed Steinbeck’s novel for being ‘psychologically and emotionally’ harmful to black children who have been reading it in schools. Cifuentes herself has insisted that the move is ‘not censorship’, adding: This is safeguarding the wellbeing of children who have told us how awful those discussions have made them feel in those classrooms.

Reform aim to overtake Tory membership in five weeks

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It’s been a pretty good year for Nigel Farage. At the beginning of 2024, he was out of politics and fresh out of the jungle, having returned from I’m A Celeb… with no imminent plans of a comeback. Now, fast forward 12 months, he is an MP, party leader and beating Keir Starmer as a more popular choice of PM. Oh, and his bestie is back in the White House too. It might be a difficult act to top all that in 2025. Still, those eager beavers in Reform UK are nevertheless doing their damnedest to make life miserable for Kemi Badenoch and the Tories. Fresh from their Mayfair Xmas bash on Wednesday, staff have now pulled together a ‘live membership tracker’ to publicise their ever increasing number of card carrying activists.

Labour councillor torches Starmer for by election loss

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Another day and another thumping defeat for Keir Starmer. This time, it's for one of three seats in the previously safe ward of Brockmoor and Pensnett in Dudley. Labour previously won here in July with almost 64 per cent of the vote. But, this morning, it transpires that they have now slumped to third in the West Midlands, winning just 28.9 per cent of ballots cast. The party's candidate, Karen Jordan, finished beneath both Reform's Richard Tasker and the Tories' Alex Dale, who won on 35.4 per cent. Talk about a three-way split. Such is the anger of the local Labour group at the loss of this seat that one of Karen Jordan's colleagues has now taken to social media to vent his displeasure.

Sir Keir awards Sue Gray a peerage

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Well, well, well. The political peerages list is finally here and the nominations from Sir Keir Starmer, Kemi Badenoch and Sir Ed Davey have been formally approved by King Charles III.  The list includes some rather interesting names – including the Spectator’s Toby Young, Liz Truss’s former deputy prime minister Thérèse Coffey and despite her rather, er, eventful year, Starmer’s former chief of staff Sue Gray.  See the full list below… Nominations from the leader of the Labour Party, Sir Keir Starmer: Professor Wendy Alexander FRSE – Vice Chair of the British Council, former Member of the Scottish Parliament for Paisley North and previously Labour Leader in the Scottish Parliament.

Labour’s cronyism row rears its head again

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Parliament may be in recess, but Sir Keir Starmer's Labour government still can't catch a break. The Prime Minister is facing further allegations of cronyism after a pro-Labour lobbyist was appointed to a top government advisory job. Dear, oh dear… Iain Anderson, a prominent businessman who defected to Labour from the Tories in 2023, has now been hired to the Department for Business and Trade as a non-executive director. Yet Anderson will not be stepping down from his executive chairman role at Cicero, a lobbying firm whose roster includes Royal Mail, Barclays and Accenture – the latter being a management consultancy firm which holds multiple government contracts. How curious.

Plans afoot for Scotland Office cat

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Is there room for more than one furry feline in Whitehall? Initially brought into quell the government’s mouse problem, the various departmental cats have over the years become a brand in themselves – with one of the longest serving being No. 10’s Larry the cat. Yet since Labour got into power, Larry has been the unfortunate subject of some rather negative briefings. The new Scottish Secretary Ian Murray is on the record as calling the Prime Minister’s chief-mouser ‘the most miserable animal you’ll ever meet in your life’, summing it up simply: ‘Larry the cat is a little sh*t.’ It's a view the Labour minister shares with former PM Boris Johnson, who is said to have blasted Larry as a ‘thug’.

Watch: Starmer says he wouldn’t do top job differently

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When it rains for Sir Keir Starmer, it pours. The Prime Minister is now facing ridicule today after making a rather, um, strange pronouncement at this afternoon's liaison committee. At Sir Keir's first appearance before the group, he faced questions everything from public services, foreign affairs and the economy. But one of his answers has gone down particularly badly with, er, just about everyone. Quizzed by one interrogator on whether there was anything he wished he had done differently in his first five months in the top job, our self-aware Prime Minister responded with an unequivocal 'no'. 'We had to do tough stuff,' he added, 'and we're going on with it.' Er, right.

Starmer backs Labour minister named in corruption probe

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The Labour drama just never seems to stop. All eyes are now on Tulip Siddiq after the Daily Mail revealed the Labour minister was named in an embezzlement probe. It has been reported that Bangladesh's Anti-Corruption Commission has launched an investigation into the lefty MP, her mother and her aunt over claims the family embezzled billions from infrastructure projects. How curious… Siddiq herself is alleged to have helped broker a deal with Russia in 2013 that overinflated the price of a nuclear power plant. The Labour MP has been accused of helping her aunt Sheikh Hasina – Bangladesh's recently-ousted PM – to siphon off large sums of money intended for eight infrastructure projects, with the claims coming as part of a wider investigation into Hasina.

Salmond aided police in SNP finance probe

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To Scotland, where the focus is back on Operation Branchform. It now transpires that the late former first minister Alex Salmond met and spoke with police in the probe into the SNP's funds and finances – which saw three senior nationalists arrested and Nicola Sturgeon's husband Peter Murrell charged with embezzlement. How interesting… It has today been revealed that Salmond assisted officers in their fraud investigation, with reports suggesting the Alba party leader secretly met Branchform detectives more than a year ago. The long-running probe began in 2021 over a 'missing' sum of £600,000 fundraised for a second independence referendum, with Murrell arrested alongside the party treasurer and the SNP's former Dear Leader last year.

Labour splits over WASPI compensation

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Christmas may be just around the corner, but not everyone is in festive spirits quite yet. The mood has certainly soured among the WASPI women campaigning for government compensation over changes to the state pension age. On Tuesday, Work and Pensions Secretary Liz Kendall announced that no payouts would be forthcoming, with costs of up to £10.5 billion not deemed 'fair or appropriate' by the Labour lot. Now, Kendall is not only facing backlash from pension activists but from within her own party too. The now-Secretary of State has been on quite the journey over the issue, as Mr S revealed yesterday, blogging on her own website as recently as 2019 that she was a 'longstanding supporter of the WASPI campaign' and that 'this injustice can't go on'.

Starmer makes the most of No. 10’s gift shop

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Jetting off on one of his (many) trips abroad last month, Keir Starmer was snapped on his plane sipping from an intriguing choice of mug. The Labour leader seems to favour a specially produced cup emblazoned with the number '10' – just in case he, er, forgets that he is actually the Prime Minister, again. The item in question was specially produced by the No. 10 gift shop, though sadly purchases are only available to Downing Street staff. Spoilsports! Limited-edition £17 mugs are just one of the 19 items currently being sold at the power centre of British politics. The costliest items are the top-of-the-line hooded sweatshirts on offer for £29 while branded cufflinks go for £9-a-pop.

Top Tory tries to woo Elon Musk

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The talk in Westminster is how much Elon Musk is going to give to Reform. But might the Tories might be a better bet for the Tesla billionaire? On this morning's media round, Andrew Griffith – the Shadow Business Secretary – made his pitch to the X owner, praising him as an 'accomplished' businessman and insisting that his party is best placed to take the fight to Labour. Griffith told Kay Burley on Sky that the Tories were the 'only' force able to take on 'the woke mind virus', saying: What I would say to Elon is: he's been campaigning a lot about freedom of speech. He talks a lot about the "woke mind virus", this whole thing that he thinks is infecting the world. And I'd say, look, look at the Conservative party.

Reform sack Scots organiser over terror links

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Nigel Farage's party has been having a rather good time of it lately, after winning its first five seats in the July election and continuing to gather support across the country. But north of the border, Reform has found itself in a spot of bother after its party organiser in Scotland was found to have links to terrorists. Good heavens… A probe by the Daily Record has revealed that Craig Campbell's late father was an Ulster Volunteer Force (UVF) commander who was jailed after the bombing of Catholic pubs in Glasgow. Campbell's cousin Jason was also handed a lengthy jail sentence after he was found guilty of murdering 16-year-old Celtic supporter and aspiring sportswriter Mark Scott.

Mauritius rejects Sir Keir’s Chagos deal

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As if Starmer's Labour government hasn't had enough bad news lately, it now transpires that Mauritius has rejected the Sir Keir Starmer's Chagos Islands deal. Mauritian PM Navinchandra Ramgoolam has told his parliamentarians that the agreement was just not good enough and is now calling for improvements. Back to the drawing board… Speaking to his MPs, Ramgoolan revealed he had already spoken to UK National Security Adviser Jonathan Powell about the change in plan, remarking: Mauritius made clear that while it is still [our] belief to conclude an agreement with the UK, the draft agreement that was shown to us after the general election is one which, in our view, would not produce the benefits that the nation could expect from such an agreement.

Humza Yousaf’s top five worst Covid WhatsApps

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Well, well, well. It has now emerged that the SNP government will ban WhatsApp on official devices in the wake of the Covid Inquiry. The announcement from the SNP's deputy first minister Kate Forbes came today after the publication of an external review into the use of mobile messaging apps on government devices. 'The use of mobile messaging apps increased during the pandemic as staff worked remotely in unprecedented and difficult circumstances,' Forbes remarked, adding: 'Having reflected on our working practices, we are now implementing changes to the use of mobile messaging apps.' How curious. A number of Scottish government figures endured rather embarrassing sessions at the Covid Inquiry after their pandemic messages were dredged up for all to see.