Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

‘Naughty’ Nicola Sturgeon reveals the saucy portrait that hangs in her home

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Nicola Sturgeon's style transformation over the past decade has been well-documented. The Mail on Sunday journalist Liz Jones went so far as to suggest that she had gone from being a woman with a 'Krankies haircut and orthopaedic shoes' to a 'golden halo of Princess Diana-like loveliness'. However, Mr S suspects that such naysayers may think differently about Sturgeon in her formative years if they take a glance at a portrait of her dating back six years. Speaking to Sky's Kay Burley, the First Minister of Scotland revealed that she has a saucy painting of herself hanging in her home. The oil painting of Sturgeon is by the French artist Laetitia Guilbaud, and went up for sale in 2009 at Glasgow's ArtDeCaf Gallery.

Matthew Hanc**k’s election leaflets send out the wrong message

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Earlier this year Mr S revealed how plans for a set of campaign posters for the Conservative candidate Flick Drummond had to be revised after the Tories realised that from a distance the poster could be misread as another word starting with F. Now Matthew Hancock has fallen victim to an unforeseeable error in his own campaign literature. A Lib Dem supporter has noticed an unfortunate fault that occurs on folding the Tory MP's campaign leaflet: Mr S hopes no one gets the wrong idea.

Coffee Shots: Nick Clegg tempts fate with BLUKIP photoshop

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Today Nick Clegg revealed a new poster claiming that the Tories could form a coalition with Ukip. Speaking about the prospect of 'BLUKIP,' Clegg warned of the potential dangers of such a pairing: 'The prospect of a left wing alliance between Labour and the SNP has been well covered. What’s equally possible is an alliance that will drag Britain further and further to the right: BLUKIP – a bloc of right wingers from UKIP, the Conservatives and the DUP that could hold the balance of power. There is a very real danger that Nigel Farage and his friends could hold David Cameron to ransom.' Still, Mr S can't help but think Clegg is already pre-empting his own exit by photoshopping Nigel Farage's face onto his body for the pr stunt.

Labour aide picks up Ed Miliband’s drink bill

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Taking a break from preparing for tonight’s debate, Ed Miliband has been out about in Hornsey, north London. Trying to look normal by visiting Riley’s Cafe (with an entourage and security detail, just like all normal people), it looked like the Labour leader had dropped the first big election clanger of the campaign. Channel 4's political correspondent Michael Crick tweeted to say that Miliband had failed to pay for his coffee: It turns out Crick’s story was a bit frothy. Mr S understands that an aide picked up the tab to avoid an awkward row. Still, no word yet on whether Miliband's coffee drinking skills rival his aptitude for eating bacon sandwiches.

Watch: Schoolchild tells Tristram Hunt he would vote Ukip to ‘get all the foreigners out’

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Tristram Hunt encountered every politician's nightmare on the campaign trail this morning. When visiting a primary school in Derbyshire, the shadow education secretary asked a schoolchild how they would vote in the general election. The answer was probably not one he was expecting: Tristram Hunt: Do you know who you'd vote for? Schoolchild: Ehhh, Ukip Hunt: You'd vote Ukip? Very good. Why's that? Schoolchild: Eh, I'd like to get all of the foreigners out of the country Finally, we have the first moment of the campaign to rival Gordon Brown's Gillian Duffy gaffe in 2010.

Labour MP suggests Ed Miliband is not speaking frankly about NHS spending

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This morning Sir David Nicholson criticised Ed Miliband for failing to commit an extra £8 billion a year towards the NHS. The former head of the NHS said that Labour needed to follow the example of the Tories and Lib Dems by signing up to the pledge. Now, Frank Field, the Labour MP, has come out in response. However, rather than rush to Miliband's defence, he has claimed that each main party leader, including Ed Miliband, is not being frank about NHS spending.

The fat debate – Julie Burchill vs Katie Hopkins

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In this week's issue, Julie Burchill explains why she is not dieting. Ever. As Kingsley Amis said, no pleasure is worth giving up for the sake of two more years in a geriatric home. And Burchill has seen nothing during her long, wicked, wonderful life to make her change her ways — or her weight. But what will Katie Hopkins, arch-enemy of the obese, make of this? She joins Burchill on this week's View from 22 podcast, to discuss whether someone can ever be overweight and happy. Hopkins has campaigned vigorously against obesity — so does she think Burchill is greedy when she goes off to 'have another cream doughnut', as Hopkins puts it? Burchill doesn't seem too bothered by what Hopkins thinks.

Ukip win and lose a celebrity supporter in the space of an hour

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Last year Mike Read had to withdraw his Ukip Calypso song from sale after a number people complained that it was racist. So Mr S was cheered to hear that there could be a turn in the party's musical fortunes today after The Rifles voiced their support for Ukip. The indie band tweeted that Nigel Farage's party are the only party 'with the balls to make a change': Alas, soon after the tweet was published it was hastily deleted and the band claimed that their account had been mysteriously hacked. Given that their most successful song reached only number 26 in the charts, Mr S suspects that the retraction of their support will not come as a great loss to Ukip.

Coffee shots: The best (silliest) manifesto photos

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If voters pick up party manifestos, chances are they might not make it all the way through the 80-150 page tomes the people pitching for government have produced. But they might leaf through and look at some of the bullet points, graphics and the pictures. Here are some of the best (or perhaps the oddest) manifesto pictures from the three main parties: This woman is just so thrilled to be buying some sweets, which were only made thanks to the Tories' long-term economic plan. This kid is definitely hiding something behind his back, and it's not the detail of George Osborne's £12bn welfare cuts. This student is hoping the Tory photographer will leave her alone to understand the clotting cascade in peace.

The Queen suggests that cricket Tests are a man’s game

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When Charlotte Edwards collected her CBE today from the Queen for services to cricket, the acclaimed sportswoman and current captain of the England women's cricket team, got slightly more than she bargained for. Her Majesty used the meeting as an opportunity to let her feelings be known on the appropriate length of cricket matches for all-female teams compared with all-male teams. Speaking with Edwards, the Queen allegedly said that men were better suited to the longer format of matches than women: Although some social media users were quick to take offence at Her Majesty's 'sexist' suggestion that women can't cope as well as men at test matches, she does at least have history on her side.

Jeremy Clarkson causes more problems for the BBC

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The BBC appeared to have put an end to their Jeremy Clarkson woes when they made the decision not to renew his contract following a 'fracas' between the Top Gear presenter and a show producer. Despite this, the Clarkson saga continues to cast a shadow on the corporation. The presenter's untimely departure has meant that the producers of the BBC mockumentary W1A have had to re-edit a series plotline. Hugh Bonneville, who plays the BBC's head of values in the series which airs next week, admits that they had to 'tweak the voice-over' to keep up with events. A plotline written before the incident saw Clarkson get the BBC in trouble by writing an embarrassing tweet and using the word 'tosser'.

Has Lynton Crosby been taking ‘inspiration’ from the Australian Liberal Party again?

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Earlier this year Lynton Crosby was accused of recycling a ten-year-old 'attack ad' the Liberal Party used in the 2004 Australian elections, to criticise Ed Miliband in the general election. At the time the advert was used in Australia, the Tory election strategist was helping to run the Liberal Party’s election campaign. Now it appears Crosby may have been 'inspired' once again by his former employer.

Ed Miliband resorts to begging as Labour supporters hiss at hacks

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As regular readers will be aware, Mr S has tracked the growing hostility toward the press at Labour Party events. Today's manifesto launch was no different. The Labour leader took the extraordinary step of pre-butting jeers and boos from audience members toward journalists, by asking them to hear the media out: 'Now, we're going to take questions. I just want to say something in advance of these questions. I talked earlier about the kind of country we believe in. And what's really important in the country we believe in is that we have a press that ask difficult questions and it's really important that we hear these questions respectfully because it is who we are as a country.

Exclusive: David Cameron’s official biographer responds to Lord Ashcroft

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This morning Lord Ashcroft wrote a blog post for ConservativeHome detailing information regarding his upcoming biography of David Cameron, Call me Dave. Ashcroft, who is known to have a lukewarm relationship with the Prime Minister, said that the book will be published in the autumn, after the election. He went on to claim that Cameron's official biography, which is being written by Sir Anthony Seldon, is to be 'rushed' out to 'avoid a clash' with his own: 'Apparently he is being encouraged to do so by Number 10. Having originally planned to publish during party conference season, I am told that he now intends to publish at the end of July. Number 10 is so eager to assist that aides have been reading and correcting draft chapters.

Did anyone proofread the Labour manifesto?

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'Do you mind not splitting your infinitives then. Dear me', said Alastair Campbell to a Tory candidate on Twitter last night. After chastising Beth Prescott, who is standing against Yvette Cooper in Normanton, Campbell was given an earful: .@campbellclaret I'm a young, Northern, former apprentice trying to make a positive difference&best you can do is patronise me?@LouiseMensch — Beth Prescott (@Beth4Pontefract) April 13, 2015 Ouch. While we are on the topic of perfect grammar, shall we have a look at Labour's manifesto? The one that Campbell has been spinning all day. 'We are a great country' says the foreword. Britain is a great country, yes. We are the people of a great country. Scan down four paragraphs and we are missing a full stop.

Tom Bower finds a safe venue for his Richard Desmond pep talk

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After Mr S broke the news last month that staff at the Express offices who were concerned about redundancy were to be offered a pep talk from Tom Bower on how to deal with their proprietor Richard Desmond, the offer was revoked as Bower was refused permission to enter the building. Happily, Express staff fearing the axe will now have a fresh chance to discover the inner workings of Desmond’s mind from Bower, who has spent years working on an unauthorised biography of the media mogul.

The Sun gets cold feet about Labour

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Earlier this month the Sun's election website ran a story about their plans to back Labour. In the online article, they teased that the paper was backing Labour, something which would come as a shock given that their owner Rupert Murdoch has an ongoing feud with Ed Miliband. IT'S OFFICIAL: We're first out of the traps... http://t.co/nmQZX3lzAJ #SunNation pic.twitter.com/Tr4oxLI8x5 — Tim Gatt (@TimGatt) April 2, 2015 However, upon further reading of the article it became clear that instead of backing Miliband in the general election, they were simply supporting a rather dashing mutt called Labour in a greyhound race.

Labour admit journalists ‘are people too’

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Is Labour's war on the media finally over? After Mr S reported this week that journalists were jeered for asking questions at a Tony Blair event, relations between the party and the media appear to have warmed. As Ed Miliband and Ed Balls head north of the border to campaign with Jim Murphy, it fell to the Scottish leader to make peace with hacks. Opening up their press conference in Edinburgh to journalists' questions, Murphy declared they would let some 'people' ask questions too, once the pesky media had been dealt with: 'It's only journalists with their hand up at the moment, but they're people too.' A notable warming in relations, Mr S thanks Murphy for clearing that one up!

Have the Tories made an ‘electoral pact’ with Ukip?

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This week David Cameron invited Ukip voters to 'come home' to the Conservative party. 'Come with us, come back home to us rather than risk all of this good work being undone by Labour,' he pleaded at a campaign event. However for all of Cameron's talk, Labour sources claim that the Tories would be quite happy to form a coalition with Ukip after the election. Now, Jonathan Reynolds, the Labour MP for Stalybridge and Hyde, says that a pact has been made in Tameside, the Greater Manchester borough, between Ukip and the Tories. It's claimed that the parties have agreed not to stand against each other in a number of wards for the local election in order to increase their chances of beating Labour.