Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Rees-Mogg rallies the troops behind Rishi

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To Bournemouth, where two-hundred odd attendees of the Conservative Democratic Organisation are meeting for their first conference. The CDO has been labelled a 'Tory Momentum' and a 'Bring Back Boris' effort by its opponents, though its chairman David Campbell-Bannerman insists that it is nothing of the sort. 'We are not enemies of Central Office' he told attendees this morning, despite warning that current membership trends suggest 'the party is dying as an institution' and bemoaning the 'coup against Boris.' Lord Cruddas, the CDO’s president, went further still, under the watchful eye of the Eastleigh enforcer Paul Holmes, CCHQ’s man on the scene.

Watch: Alastair Campbell’s Newsnight meltdown

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Oh dear. It seems that the king of spin's onetime winning touch has deserted him. The omnipresent Alastair Campbell popped up again on Newsnight to continue his latest 'forever war' – this time the never-ending crusade against Brexit. Campbell was up against Alex Phillips, the former MEP, and managed in the space of just seven minutes to patronise both her and the host Victoria Derbyshire in an astonishingly ill-judged performance. Following a barrage of Campbell's huffing and puffing, Phillips remarked on the irony of how 'It’s very rich a man who essentially was part of telling lies to invade a country to accuse me of dishonesty.

Prince Harry’s phone hacking muddle

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Prince Harry is no stranger to demanding that everyone, everywhere should mind their own business and give him privacy – unless they’re reading his autobiography or watching his Netflix show, that is. However, if the Duke of Sussex’s latest awkward run in at the High Court is anything to go by, he might have to work on getting his message straight.  Harry is embroiled in a trial after taking the Daily Mirror to court over allegations the newspaper breached his privacy by hacking his phone.

Archbishop of Canterbury Justin Welby hit with speeding fine

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Justin Welby is a busy man: the Archbishop of Canterbury took centre stage at the King's coronation on Saturday. Then, on Wednesday, he was holding forth in the Lords on Suella Braverman’s boats bill. But does Welby's busy diary mean he sometimes forgets to slow down? Mr Steerpike only asks because the Archbishop is back in the headlines: this time for being caught speeding. Welby was slapped with three points on his licence and ordered to pay £510 for driving in his VW Golf at 25mph in a 20mph zone. The incident took place last October on London's Albert Embankment. Welby admitted being behind the wheel after he was contacted by the Metropolitan Police, the Evening Standard reported.

Watch: Kemi hits back at the ERG

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Ding, ding, ding! In the blue corner, it’s Kemi Badenoch, the Trade Secretary and much-fancied leadership contender. And, er, also in the blue corner, is the combined forces of the European Research Group. A war of words has broken out between Badenoch and the Brexiteers over the government's decision not to repeal all retained EU laws. Speaking in the House of Commons this morning, ERG chair Mark Francois lamented that the government had performed 'a massive climbdown on its own bill despite having such strong support from its backbenchers,' adding to Badenoch: 'What on earth are you playing at?' Lindsay Hoyle joined in for good effect, chastising the minister for announcing the decision via a written statement.

‘You are a nasty person’: Trump turns on moderator

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Well, that was eventful. Fresh from being found guilty of sexual abuse, Donald Trump rocked up last night at a 70-minute long town hall with CNN in which the former president clashed repeatedly with moderator Kaitlan Collins. In his first appearance on the network since 2016, Trump refused to say whether he wanted Ukraine to win the war, called January 6 a 'beautiful day' and declared he had 'every right' to take classified documents to Mar-a-Lago. When Trump was pressed by Collins as to why he had classified documents at his home in Florida he lashed out, calling her a 'nasty person'. He also turned on E Jean Carroll, who this week was found to have been sexually abused by Trump in a New York department store.

Watch: Andrew Bridgen crosses the floor

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Four months after losing the Tory whip, Andrew Bridgen finally has a new party. The maverick member for North West Leicestershire has today joined Laurence Fox's Reclaim party as their first MP. In a Westminster press conference – held in the same room in which Douglas Carswell defected to Ukip – Bridgen hailed his new comrades and announced his intention to continue legal action against Matt Hancock over their long-running vaccines spat: I have submitted a defamation claim to the Royal Court of Justice against one Matthew Hancock MP.

Is Scotland going off Humza Yousaf already?

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If it wasn’t for bad luck, Humza Yousaf would have no luck. After hobbling over the line in a brutal SNP leadership election, his tenure was instantly plunged into chaos by a police probe into the party’s finances. Raids on Nicola Sturgeon’s home and SNP HQ were followed by the arrests of Peter Murrell, Sturgeon’s husband and former party chief executive, and Colin Beattie, the now-resigned treasurer. Both men were released without charge.  Since then, Yousaf has been plagued by rumours of a leadership challenge from erstwhile rival Kate Forbes, faced a Westminster crackdown on using devolved institutions to promote independence, and was forced to U-turn on a pledge to join a separatist rally instead of attending the coronation.

Wanted: a Tory candidate for London mayor

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'Men wanted for hazardous journey... Safe return doubtful. Honour and recognition in event of success.' Ernest Shackleton's supposed plea for explorers on his Antarctic expedition would nicely double up as the job advert for the Tory London mayoral candidate. CCHQ formally opened applications yesterday but there seems to be a lack of early frontrunners. Indeed, Labour's 40-point poll lead in the capital means that there appears to be more people who have ruled themselves out than ruled themselves in, including Karren Brady, Tom Tugendhat, Iain Dale, George Osborne and Ed Vaizey. So far the only declared contenders are Samuel Kasumu, a former adviser to Boris Johnson, and the Assembly trio of Susan Hall, Nick Rogers and (inevitably) Andrew Boff.

James O’Brien’s spinning for Starmer backfires

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Oh dear. It seems that James O'Brien has slipped up again in his ceaseless quest for truth. The hard-of-thinking LBC star is always able to spot a winner and now, having so spectacularly lost the arguments on Brexit and Covid classroom closures, he has turned his attentions to Labour, riding high in the polls after last week's election win. O'Brien seems to have become something of a Keirleader – unsurprising perhaps given both men's shared enthusiasm for a second referendum. And it was in that spirit that O'Brien fearlessly tackled one of his own callers who complained about David Lammy telling LBC that Labour will not repeal the Public Order Act – the new law which hands extra powers to the police to handle protests.

Humza Yousaf’s right royal U-turn

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Humza Yousaf has already stoked a right royal row with his party’s hardliners by ditching a pro-independence rally to attend the coronation. And now he’s really gone and done it by leading the Scottish Parliament in a celebration of the event. The SNP leader tabled a motion showering praise on the King and Queen: That the Parliament congratulates Their Majesties The King and The Queen on the occasion of Their Coronation; expresses its gratitude for Their Majesties’ public service to Scotland, and affirms the deep respect that is held for Their Majesties in Scotland. Speaking to the motion this afternoon, Yousaf hailed ‘an important constitutional milestone’ and praised the multi-faith nature of the ceremony.

Guto Harri gets a podcast to spill the tea on No. 10

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What do you do when you're opinionated, loquacious and somewhat under-employed? Start your own self-concentred podcast of course. So Mr S is delighted to welcome the garrulous Guto Harri to the world of political broadcasting, with the onetime Downing Street director of communications now launching 'a brand-new political memoir podcast series Unprecedented' with Global. Fresh from earning the ire of Acoba after Steerpike pointed out his new (undeclared) speaking gig, Harri is in a hurry to record his recollections for the posterity of history/make as moolash as he can.

Prince Harry’s ghostwriter takes aim at the British press

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Prince Harry kept a dignified silence at his father’s coronation – even if he opted to make a hasty exit back to Los Angeles when the service at Westminster Abbey finished. But the Duke of Sussex’s ghostwriter J.R. Moehringer has chosen this week to talk about the ins and outs of writing Spare. Moehringer reveals that he argued with the ex-royal numerous times during the book-writing process. He also tells, in a piece for the New Yorker, how he called Harry 'dude' from the outset. But if that informality suggests Moehringer has little in common with the high-born prince, think again. Although Moehringer and Harry’s backgrounds couldn’t be any more different, the pair do share something in common: a mutual contempt for the British press.

Revealed: Jill and Akshata keep the Special Relationship strong at Soul Cycle

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After the Coronation festivities, there are a fair few hangovers in London today. But there was no sign of that over in Notting Hill, where fitness fanatics were up early for Soul Cycle. And Mr S understands that among the more high-profile attendees at the 9:30 a.m class this morning were none other than Akshata Murthy, Rishi Sunak’s wife, and Jill Biden, America’s First Lady. Talk about a Special Relationship… The better halves of the two world leaders both enjoy Soul Cycle, with Murthy also once owning a 4.4 per cent stake in boutique London gym chain Digme Fitness, where she was a director. Downing Street declined to comment but Mr S hears that the pair were taught by Abbey Ashley, a self-confessed ‘Swiftie’.

Lib Dem paper candidate triumphs in two seats

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As the results of the local elections continue to roll in, the Liberal Democrats look set to make promising gains across the country. But for one newly-elected Lib Dem councillor, yesterday’s vote has left him seeing double. Sitting Salford Liberal Democrat councillor Chris Twells has accidentally won a second seat more than 160 miles away from his first in the Gloucestershire ward of Tetbury with Upton. The double whammy win occurred after Twells agreed to be a 'paper candidate' to help out the local Lib Dems who were struggling to find a candidate to nominate. Twells’ two-timing first came to light in April when the Labour mayor of Salford Paul Dennett wrote to Twells to express his ‘shock’ at his decision to stand for another seat.

Sunak ends the Etonian ascendancy

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It's been a tough old time for Etonians. Having seemingly ruled the Tory party (and the country) for much of the past 15 years, the election of Rishi Sunak, a Wykehamist and proud school donor, put all that to an end. With Kwasi Kwarteng banished to the backbenches, Sunak's cabinet became an OE-free zone: a watershed moment in Tory history. In their place though came the Wykehamists, with Sunak last month appointing fellow old boys Alex Chalk and John Whittingdale as Lord Chancellor and culture minister respectively. Poor old unloved Marcus Fysh must be expecting a call-up any day now.

Four-day council boss on six-figure salary

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It's local election day for most of the country – though not in South Cambridgeshire. The Lib Dem led District Council there has been in the news a lot this week but not for the right reasons. Council bosses there have just hailed the 'overwhelmingly positive'  results of their four-day working week trial and are now set to extend it for a further twelve months. Nice life for some eh? The pilot scheme was launched in January and gives staff the chance to take either Mondays or Fridays off on the assumption that they will work 'more productively for the remaining days.

Rishi hails Tories’ ‘good progress’ at Reform club bash

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The Tories might be trailing in the polls but there was no sign of glum faces in Westminster last night. The crème de la crème of the Conservative establishment was out in force to hail the fifth birthday of the Onward think tank. Star of the show was a beaming Rishi Sunak, displaying no indication of any pre-election nerves in his speech. The PM remarked on his shock at the SNP paying him a compliment and Nick Cave’s coronation plans before praising the quality of attendees, remarking that ‘looking around this room tonight, I don’t think I’ve ever seen so many prospective Tory parliamentary candidates in one place since my own selection.’ The craven careerists duly tittered appreciatively.

SNP find some accountants, at last

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Just in the nick of time, the SNP have at long last – after cold calling almost every auditing firm in the country – found some new accountants. The small Manchester-based firm, AMS Accountants Group, must be hungry for a challenge: the Westminster group’s accounts need auditing in just over three weeks, while the Holyrood party’s accounts have a deadline of 7 July. Tick tock! Commenting on this minor triumph, First Minister Humza Yousaf said:  We take our statutory obligations extremely seriously, so it is welcome news that AMS Accountants Group will complete the accounts for both the party and the SNP Westminster group. I am very grateful for the work of our new party treasurer Stuart McDonald in securing the auditors' services.

Which Tory MP will be the next ‘presentician’?

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These days it's hard to turn your telly and not find a politician gurning back at you. But while once MPs both past and present were wheeled out only as guests – hapless prey before a fearless interviewer – now they're more likely to be running the show. A veritable smorgasbord of Tory MPs currently host or have previously hosted such shows on GB News including Jacob Rees-Mogg, Dehenna Davison, Esther McVey, Philip Davies and Lee Anderson. TalkTV meanwhile have 'Friday night with Nadine Dorries' while her fellow parliamentarians Bim Afolami and Labour's Tan Dhesi as talking heads on Talk’s flagship late night show. And even Jake Berry has been trying his hand in the presenter's hot seat, filling in for Jeremy Kyle last week alongside Emily Sheffield.