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To no-one’s surprise, Chris Pincher has now quit as a Tory MP, preferring to resign now rather than drag out a recall petition over the coming months. For more than a year, everyone could see this coming since the infamous evening at the Carlton Club. Everyone that is, except Tory high command. Pincher lost the party whip back in July 2022, with a by-election likely ever since the Standards Commissioner began an investigation.  So who did the good Tories of the Tamworth Association select to replace Pincher? Eddie Hughes, the incumbent MP for Walsall North. That selection raised the possibility of a scenario whereby Hughes won the Tamworth by-election but then triggered a second contest in his current, more marginal, constituency.

There might be a health crisis but at least the SNP aren’t short on rose-tinted spectacles. It was always going to be interesting to see how Humza Yousaf approached the health service in his new programme for government – given the massive decline in performance on his watch. But rather than adopt a solemn approach (or even, gasp, apologise for the health service failings), Yousaf struck a somewhat triumphant tone. ‘The National Health Service is already making progress in recovering from the pandemic,’ he declared. ‘We have the best-performing accident and emergency departments in the UK!’ He continued: ‘In the last year, the number of people waiting more than 18 months for treatment has almost halved’. It’s decreased by 40.

To Smith Square: scene of Tory triumphs of the recent past. And tonight it was the turn of Gillian Keegan to produce her own bravura display. Amid speculation that the under-fire Education Secretary might not show, Keegan – the much-touted speaker at tonight's Women2Win event for Tories in Communications – arrived at the inHouse offices to deliver a defiant retort to her critics in the Fourth Estate. 'One of the very first people who helped me in the media was inHouse Communications' said Keegan, before pausing and adding: 'I think I might need another session' and after laughter: 'I don't want to learn how to stop swearing but maybe the mic thing...

It's reshuffle day today, with Labour's recently-promoted frontbenchers now beginning the work of familiarising themselves with their new briefs. One who certainly won't need any introduction to her role is Thangam Debbonaire, a trained classical cellist who now has the job of shadowing the Department of Digital, Media, Culture and Sport. Among her responsibilities is setting out the party's position on press reform. In their last general election manifesto, Labour pledged to 'address misconduct and the unresolved failures of corporate governance raised by the second stage of the abandoned Leveson Inquiry.' Labour has previously supported the implementation of Section 40 of the Crime and Courts Act.

It never rains but it pours for Rishi Sunak. Just when a new term loomed, with the encouraging news that UK GDP had been revised upwards, along comes a deluge of bad news to dampen his freshly-raised spirits. First, there was the ongoing row about school roofs potentially collapsing on kids – a 'sub-optimal' spectacle, in the words of one Tory backbencher. And now, the Conservatives look set to face another by-election, this time in their long-time safe seat of Tamworth. For Chris Pincher (remember him?) has today lost his appeal against a proposed eight-week suspension from parliament for groping two men at a London club last year. That will trigger a recall petition for his constituents and the chance to cause a by-election in his seat.

Oh dear. With parliament returning from recess today, No. 10 was hoping that this week would be a chance to put the summer blues behind them. But a former mandarin with a grievance has returned to put a spanner in the works.  Amid a row over who is to blame in the ongoing schools farrago, Jonathan Slater – sacked over the Covid exam farce three years ago – has now pointed the finger of blame squarely at the government. The former Permanent Secretary for the Department for Education (DfE) told Radio 4’s Today programme that ministers had prioritised new free schools over safety and blamed the 2021 spending review for cutting repair funding. The Chancellor at the time? Rishi Sunak.