Steerpike

Oh dear, Keir Starmer’s speech didn’t get off to the best start at Labour conference. As he began to open his speech, a heckler, in a massive lapse of security, was able to get on stage and throw glitter over the Labour leader. The protestor – who was shouting platitudes like ‘true democracy is citizen led’ and ‘we demand a people’s house’ – was then dragged off stage by his suit jacket. Mr S isn't really convinced it was the most effective protest... Still, Starmer managed to recover from the incident well. After removing his glitter-covered jacket and rolling his shirt sleeves up, he remarked that: ‘If he thinks that bothers me, he doesn’t know me.’ And then added to applause: ‘Protest or power, that’s why we changed our party, conference.

With Labour ahead in the polls by around 15 points, and the party seemingly on course to win a general election next year, you would think it would be all sunshine and smiles at the Labour conference, held in Liverpool. It appears though that some of the party are less than happy with the current situation they find themselves in. Yesterday, at a packed fringe event at conference, the Labour Assembly Against Austerity and the Socialist Campaign Group of Labour MPs gathered to discuss ‘Socialist Solutions to the Tory Crisis’ – but predominantly seemed occupied with the dreadful thought that the party might actually get elected.

Oh dear. Jeremy Corbyn is at it again. The onetime Labour leader is currently contemplating the end of his political career at the next election, since losing the party whip three years ago. And he will have done little to endear himself to the Starmer army these past 24 hours. First he posted a statement that made Layla Moran look like a latter-day Palmerston. Then, having missed out on a scheduled appearance at Labour conference by not getting verification, he found himself involved in an altercation with an ITV journalist.

To Green conference, where the party is thrashing out its policy platform ahead of next year's general election. All too often in British politics, the smaller parties are distracted and held back by internal rows and feuds. So Mr S was intrigued to hear how the Greens would walk the delicate line between broadening the party's appeal and retaining their tradition of internal party democracy. Upon entering the Brighton Centre, one of the first leaflets thrust in Steerpike's direction expressed concern about the lack of ethnic minority representation within the party. Kefentse Dennis, one of the candidates for the party executive earlier this year, has previously accused the Greens of being 'institutionally racist'.

If there’s anything consistent about Scottish politics, it’s that sooner or later the conversation will always return to independence. After winning a striking number of nationalists’ votes in today’s Rutherglen by-election, it was only a matter of time before Labour were quizzed on their constitutional stance. Sir Keir Starmer and Scottish Labour leader Anas Sarwar arrived in the constituency this morning to a rally riddled with technical hitches and bin lorries dumping rubbish in the background. Not exactly the ‘fresh start’ Labour promised… Their new MP Michael Shanks enjoyed a victory lap before Starmer weighed in, fielding questions from the press.

Irony was pronounced dead this morning after Time magazine proclaimed Humza Yousaf as one of its top ten 'trailblazers' around the world. According to the august Bible of liberal America, the flailing First Minister of Scotland is one of the 'next generation leaders' who will 'shape our future'. God help them all. In the simpering, sycophantic prose that Mr S has come to expect from the underwhelming over-educated writers who staff such magazines, Yousaf is praised for his age and ethnicity rather than, er, any substantive achievements from 11 years in public office. The choice of Time cover star is all the more remarkable given that the magazine acknowledges his disastrous record.

It’s been a mixed fortnight of fortunes for GB News. Their party at Tory conference attracted a galaxy of right-wing stars, with Liz Truss and Priti Patel among those toasting the self-proclaimed ‘People’s Channel.’ But as the Manchester meet-up draws to a close, the thorny question of the Ava Evans scandal has reared its head once again. Two of the three not-so-wise men at the heart of it have today been sacked: presenters Laurence Fox and Calvin Robinson were unceremoniously axed, while Dan Wootton remains suspended. In a statement the upstart channel said blandly that: Laurence Fox and Calvin Robinson were both suspended last week pending internal investigations that have now concluded.

Dogs bark, cows moo and Lee Anderson shoots his mouth off. The firecracker that is the Tory deputy party chairman took to the ConservativeHome stage on the Tory conference fringe this afternoon, and he certainly didn’t hold back. Speaking to Anand Menon, director of the think tank UK in a Changing Europe, the plain-talking Anderson fired off his thoughts on a number of topics, ranging from how he went from Labour to Tory and from hating to loving Margaret Thatcher, to his famous moniker ‘30p Lee’. Asked whether he would ever consider rejoining the Labour party, Anderson branded it a ‘ridiculous question’. He didn’t stop there though: ‘The working classes for the Labour party –  we were useful idiots.