Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

The SNP’s ludicrous by-election bill

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Another day, another financial catastrophe for the SNP. This time it concerns the recent Rutherglen by-election, which saw the nationalists lose the Westminster seat to Labour in a humiliating defeat. But the by-election wasn’t the only embarrassing loss facing the Nats: their party bank balance took a hit too. It transpires that the SNP spent many thousands of pounds more on their campaign than their competitors. Talk about adding insult to injury… First Minister Humza Yousaf’s party spent £96,000 on their failed by-election campaign, which amounted to a staggering £14,000 more than Scottish Labour. 'What were they spending their money on?' laughed one Labour canvasser. 'They were nowhere to be seen!

Watch: Piers Morgan clashes with Corbyn

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The Gaza conflict is a crisis that requires the upmost tact and diplomatic skill. So it was perhaps inevitable that Jeremy Corbyn would be reduced to angrily yelling at Piers Morgan about his past words about Hamas. Appearing on TalkTV last night, the man who led the Labour party three years ago failed 15 times to call the group a terrorist organisation. Hardly the most difficult question to answer... 'Can you call them a terror group?' demanded Morgan, whose guest shot back 'Is it possible to have a reasonable discussion with you?' Morgan replied by stating, 'It’s my show, you answer my question'. 'Are Hamas a terror group … answer the question!' the host continued. 'I’ve asked you two questions: Should Hamas stay in power and are they a terror group?

Watch: Corbyn refuses 15 times to call Hamas a ‘terror group’

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Should Hamas stay in power following the 7 October atrocity on Israel? Should the group's fighters be called terrorists? Two questions that are simple to answer but not, it seems, for Jeremy Corbyn. The former Labour leader refused 15 times to label Hamas a 'terror group' in a testy interview last night with Piers Morgan. While Corbyn said of Hamas 'everyone knows what they are', he refused repeatedly to use the 't' word to describe the group that murdered 1,400 Israelis: https://twitter.

Will Sunak face more no confidence letters?

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And so the backlash begins. On Monday evening Andrea Jenkyns MP submitted a letter of no confidence in her ‘Machiavellian’ Prime Minister. It comes at the end of Rishi Sunak’s reshuffle, which saw then-Home Secretary Suella Braverman sacked and, startlingly, former Prime Minister David Cameron return to government. Will the drama never end? Jenkyns’s letter slammed Sunak for sacking Braverman, with Boris Johnson's former education minister raging that ‘enough is enough’. The MP continued in a rather, er, rambling fashion:  If it wasn’t bad enough that we have a party leader that the party members rejected, the polls demonstrate that the public reject him, and I am in full agreement. It is time for Rishi Sunak to go. ...

Scottish nationalists hail Cameron’s return

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Out with the old and in with the even older. With Lord Cameron today making his return to government as Foreign Secretary, Mr S was intrigued to glean the reaction north of the border. It mustn’t be forgotten, after all, that Cameron is the only UK Prime Minister to have allowed the Nats their hallowed independence referendum, gambling the fate of the union… As Tory politicians murmur about their, er, mixed reaction to Cameron’s return, some Scottish nationalists have been far more effusive. Speaking exclusively to Steerpike, former first minister Alex Salmond admitted that Cameron's return to government 'now provides an opportunity for the independence movement'.

Is Lord Cameron a ‘useful idiot’ for the CCP?

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Let the great kow-tow begin – again. David Cameron, the new Foreign Secretary, is well-known for his attempt to create a ‘golden era’ in Anglo-China relations when prime minister. This essentially meant turning a blind eye to Chinese misdeeds and espionage on the condition that Beijing kept pumping money into the British economy.  But it’s his China-related activities out of office that invite even more scrutiny, especially now that he’s back in government.  Just a few weeks ago, in September, the former prime minister flew to Sri Lanka to speak in support of Colombo Port City project, a controversial venture that is meant to establish Colombo as a Chinese-funded rival to Singapore and Dubai.

Six questions David Cameron can now answer

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David Cameron left 10 Downing Street with indecent haste. Britain had voted for Brexit and we were about to discover a scandal: he had instructed the civil service not to do any preparatory work in the event of a Yes vote. This led to a crushed timetable that destabilised his successors as he ran for the door. Cameron then further broke the normal conventions of public service by resigning and forcing his constituents into a by-election rather than serving them for a full term as he promised. (Nadine Dorries is the only other MP in recent years to have bolted when her career headed south).  Cameron’s hiding from the public eye has meant he's dodged many questions about his record.

Full list: the MPs criticising Sunak’s decision to sack Suella

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Rishi Sunak was never going to please everyone by sacking Suella Braverman. Just like clockwork, MPs are beginning to crawl out of the woodwork to proclaim Braverman true defender of the Tory faith and, while they’re at it, stick it to the Prime Minister. The list of MPs who have criticised Sunak’s decision to give the former Home Secretary the boot is as follows: Andrea Jenkyns: ‘I support @SuellaBraverman Sacked for speaking the truth. Bad call by Rishi caving in to the left!’ Jacob Rees-Mogg: ‘I think from the point of view of the Conservatives winning the next election, today is a mistake because Suella understood what the British voter thought and was trying to do something about it.

Nadine takes aim at Gove (again)

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Remembrance Sunday traditionally brings with it a pause in political hostilities but not for Nadine Dorries. The former Culture Secretary was out on Laura Kuenssberg's show this morning, three days on from the release of her long-awaited book on the supposed 'plot' to bring down Boris Johnson in which Michael Gove is cast as one of the central villains. And following the bizarre scenes yesterday in which Gove was mobbed by pro-Palestinian demonstrators, Dorries showed little sympathy with her onetime cabinet colleague: ND: "But the point on Michael Gove in that, I've got to raise it, what was Michael Gove doing in the middle of Victoria Station on a day when every other sensible politician would not want to make the police's job any harder and would keep away. I mean was he drunk?

Farage to seek millions in damages from NatWest

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It's a busy old time if you're Nigel Farage. The Brexiteer is expected to shortly become the latest politician to enter the jungle on ITV's hit show I'm A Celebrity – Get Me Out of Here. But before that, Farage has certain scores to settle: including with the state-backed NatWest bank. He is now seeking millions of pounds of damages over the debanking scandal which eventually forced the resignation of chief executive Dame Alison Rose. This weekend Farage instructed London-based Grosvenor Law to act for him in a claim against both NatWest and Rose, with initial legal letters expected to be issued by Farage's lawyers during the course of next week.

Gove mobbed by pro-Palestinian protesters 

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Rarely has a protest had so much hype before it has even happened. But today’s pro-Palestinian march had something for everyone. Sadiq Khan has pointed the finger of blame at Suella Braverman over the attempts by right wing protesters to ambush pro-Palestine supporters. Meanwhile, the chants of ‘from the river to the sea’ have led watchers to question whether this was really a march for peace after all. And now a government minister has been thrown into the mix. Footage is doing the rounds on social media of Michael Gove, the levelling up secretary, being mobbed by pro-Palestinian protesters at Victoria station this afternoon. Gove appears to have got caught up in the march, rather than having planned to be there.

Tory WhatsApp wars resume

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Ding, ding, ding! The latest round of fighting has just concluded in the weird and wonderful world of Tory WhatsApp groups. In a series of messages obtained by Sky News, various backbenchers turn on each another in the ongoing fall-out from Suella Braverman's row with the Metropolitan Police. Some were supportive; others critical but one thing is for sure – none of them are very happy. Veteran right-winger Sir John Hayes kicked off the exchange by declaring that it was 'so sad to see protests being allowed on the Remembrance weekend', arguing that it was 'wholly inappropriate' and urging colleagues to 'speak for the law-abiding, patriotic majority by saying so'. Others then weighed in.

Covid Inquiry costs soar to £56 million

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It would be easy to get the impression that the Covid Inquiry – with its relentless focus on bad language and offensive WhatsApp messages – has so far been a waste of time. But that’s not quite true: it’s been a massive waste of money too. Today the Inquiry released its accounts for up to September 2023, which show that the cost of the lumbering investigation has already ballooned to £56 million, even though public hearings only began in June. As you’d expect, the largest expenses so far have been on lawyers, with the Inquiry shelling out £19.6 million to keep 62 barristers (including 12 KCs) and a team of solicitors on the books. Another £11 million has then gone towards legal representation for key participants in the hearings.

SNP minister runs up £11,000 iPad bill

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The SNP’s finances are back at the top of the news agenda. Michael Matheson, Holyrood’s hopeless health secretary has somehow managed to rack up an £11,000 bill on his parliamentary iPad. It appears that when the government minister was holidaying in Morocco with his family, he forgot to switch on his WiFi. But instead of admitting to the foolishness of his blunder and paying up, Matheson has begrudgingly made a ‘donation’ of £3,000 from his publicly funded office allowances. ‘Shameless' doesn’t quite cut it… Holyrood insiders told the Telegraph that the former net zero secretary refused to pay the remaining £7,935.74 from his own purse, deferring it instead to the Scottish parliament.

Nadine Dorries’s bizarre Today interview

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In these difficult times, at least we can all count on Nadine Dorries to give us a good laugh. The former Culture Secretary was up early on the Today programme to mark publication day of her book on the supposed ‘plot’ to bring down Boris Johnson. Her thesis, she told a bemused Nick Robinson, was that five Tory leaders in quick succession have been brought down by a cabal of insiders known only as ‘The Movement.’ One of them, Dorries intoned sinisterly, was Dougie Smith, the longtime Tory operative, who, she says, 'decides who becomes an MP, who becomes a minister, who becomes a Prime Minister and remains as Prime Minister and party leader.' Hang on a second, remarked Robinson, this stuff doesn’t happen in a vacuum.

Watch: Douglas Murray takes on Piers Morgan from Israel-Gaza border

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Douglas Murray popped up on Talk TV last night live from the Gaza border – and his head-to-head with Piers Morgan soon turned fiery. Morgan argued that Murray was wrong to suggest that all those taking to the streets of London to show their solidarity with Palestinians 'are pro-Hamas'. 'You don’t honestly think they’re all pro-Hamas, these people?,' he asked Murray. Murray shot back, ‘Well I think that anyone who, for instance, chants things like “from the river to the sea” is in fact what you describe or is criminally ignorant.’ Morgan insisted that not all protestors have been chanting such phrases. Then Murray pulled out his trump card: ‘Okay, well here’s a challenge Piers.

Did hapless Humza mislead parliament?

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The Holyrood WhatsApp drama can now be upgraded from ‘mystery’ to ‘scandal’. As if not handing over important messages wasn’t bad enough, the First Minister and his deputy have today been accused of misleading the Scottish parliament on the UK Covid Inquiry. It seems pantomime season starts early north of the border… Yousaf and deputy first minister Shona Robison told the Chamber last week that the Scottish government had only been asked for Covid WhatsApp messages in September. It now turns out this isn’t quite the case. After the Covid Inquiry requested the Scottish government set out the timeline of events in full, it became clear that it had first requested messages in February — seven months earlier than Yousaf had initially claimed.

Just Stop Oil involved in ambulance blockage

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Just Stop Oil has been out of the news lately. But this week, its members are back and more annoying than ever, as they protest against the black stuff. Following an attack on a painting at the National Gallery on Monday, JSO activists have been holding up traffic in central London today by sitting in the road. Unfortunately, one of the vehicles that was blocked by congestion on Waterloo Bridge was an ambulance with its blue lights on. The paramedics who couldn’t get through were providing emergency life support for people whose lungs are not working properly, according to the Daily Telegraph.

Tax pledge Tories turn to spirits

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The watering holes of SW1 were full last night, with MPs dissecting the day's King's Speech. But as attention turns to the Autumn Statement and the next big parliamentary set-piece occasion, a collection of Conservatives were mulling their next moves. For a 20-strong tax cutting group of Tories got together in Smith Square – onetime home of Conservative Central Office, where the great quartet of Thatcherite election victories were celebrated throughout the 1970s, 1980s and 1990s. With spirits low but taxes high, the group met over a glass of Scotch Whisky to discuss an issue close to Steerpike's heart: the price of booze.