Steerpike

Steerpike

Steerpike is The Spectator's gossip columnist, serving up the latest tittle tattle from Westminster and beyond. Email tips to steerpike@spectator.co.uk or message @MrSteerpike

Watch: Robert Jenrick reunites with political ex

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOqL0qD2Lv0&t=79s No one enjoys a first encounter with an ex after a break-up. But surely few less so than Robert Jenrick and his one-time Tory leadership cheerleader, Victoria Atkins. The unlucky pair were parked side-by-side on the Beeb for a painfully awkward local elections post-mortem. In an Oscar-worthy admission, Atkins revealed that Jenrick hasn’t spoken to her since he upped sticks and left the Tories, declaring: ‘I considered us to be very good friends and so it has been a great personal loss for me as well as a professional one’.

Watch: Pro-Gaza candidates celebrate success

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Allahu Akbar, one and all. It’s been a big night for Green and independent candidates standing in the Gaza – sorry, British – local elections. While Reform has much to celebrate in gaining ground across the country, so too, it seems, do the people of Palestine, who now find themselves represented in town hall decision-making about bin collections and potholes nationwide. As if they hadn't suffered enough, eh? Successful pro-Palestine candidates have wasted no time taking to social media to express their pride at winning swathes of British voters. https://twitter.com/sirwg202110/status/2052642475018178927 One such individual is 25-year-old Baggy Khan, a newly elected Green councillor for Halliwell, Bolton.

The Fistfight for Fareham

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It’s been a stonking set of local elections for Reform, with a turquoise wave sweeping through country showing no signs of slowing down. The party has penetrated the backyards of wannabe prime ministers Angela Rayner and Andy Burnham and has swept to victory in the former Tory stronghold of Havering. Already Reform is up 250 seats as the Labour vote plummets. But, while Nigel Farage has plenty to drink to today, the Tories have been celebrating clinging on in Fareham council, part of which makes up Suella Braverman's Westminster seat of Fareham and Waterlooville. The former Conservative Home Secretary made the move to team Farage in January after months of defection rumours.

Polanski pontificates on Israel (again)

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Good old Zack Polanski spent the night before the local elections pontificating once again on – you guessed it – Palestine. The searing insight Britain’s own former breast-enhancing hypnotist offered this time was that Israel does not have a right to exist. This, the philosophising Green leader proclaimed, is because no country should enjoy such a privilege. Polanski was invited to indulge the nation with his thoughts during an appearance on ITV’s Peston programme. Pressed on whether the tiny Middle Eastern state ought to be granted permission to continue existing, the newly anointed vanguard of Woke Britain declared: I don’t believe any country has a right to exist. People have a right to exist, the Israelis have a right to exist, the Palestinians have a right to exist.

Starmer’s TikTok backfires (again)

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Sir Keir Starmer’s desperation to get down with the kids hit new lows in the run up to the local elections. The Prime Minister’s team genuinely think that the best way to bring the ‘real Keir’ to the youngsters is bypassing the lens of the evil right-wing media and heading straight to… TikTok! Given its links to Beijing, so much for being the party of Sinoscepticisim... The strategy certainly hasn’t come without risks. In January Labour issued a grovelling apology for posting a video on the party’s page featuring a song with, shall we say, controversial lyrics. The tune in question, ‘Montagem Coral’ by DJ Holanda, discusses giving young women drugs before sleeping with them, alongside the joys of beer and marijuana.

Kemi savages David Gauke’s knightood

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Happy polling day one and all. While the political parties knock up doors, the Financial Times has brought some merriment to Westminster by revealing plans for the forthcoming Kings's birthday honours' list. There are the usual City grandees including the bosses of Barclays, Citigroup and the London Stock Exchange Group (up the workers eh?) But Steerpike's eye was caught by the name of David Gauke, the onetime Tory Justice Secretary among the nominees. In days of yore, Gauke was a favourite of Conservative high command, often being wheeled out in parliament to answer tricky questions. 'Uncork the Gauke!' would be the cry in the Commons whenever the Member for South West Hertfordshire got to his feet. But now Gauke's name is more likely to be met by a barrage of Tory abuse.

Burnham’s Green flirtation angers Labour MP

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Andy Burnham has once again sent Labour’s Blairite backbenches into a storm. The wannabe Prime Minister has a knack for infuriating his party’s ‘right’ and today is no exception. His latest wheeze? Signing up to a ‘progressive rally’ in East London, where he’ll be parked alongside such political luminaries as former Green leader Caroline Lucas and Lib Dem grandee Sir Vince Cable. The Change:Now event, slated for the end of this month, is choc-a-bloc with trade union barons, left-wing think tankers and even the director of an organisation dedicated to ‘building migrant power’. Ministry of Housing minister Miatta Fahnbulleh, an Ed Miliband acolyte, also makes the bill. Talk about a grand coalition: from the left to the, er, even more left...

Polanski grovels over Golders Green (again)

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With a day to go before voters head to the polls, Zack Polanski is determined to go out with a bang. Having already issued a quasi-apology to the police after criticising their handling of the Golders Green knife incident, the great Green boob whisperer decided the morning before local elections day would be the perfect moment for a sequel. Cue an appearance on BBC Radio 4’s Today programme, where Nick Robinson invited him to explain why his ire seemed directed less at the man with the blade and more at those trying to stop him. In a bid to appeal to both the Mothin Alis and Caroline Lucases of the world, Polanski responded: Two things can be true at the same time.

Polanski squirms on Red Cross claims

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Zack Polanski is no stranger to reinventing himself. He’s been an actor, a hypnotherapist capable of enlarging breasts, a nightclub promoter, a mental health counsellor and even… a Lib Dem. Now the Times has uncovered another entry on the already well-stuffed Polanski CV. According to the Green leader, he once served dutifully as a spokesman for the British Red Cross. Only the Times also discovered that this was a complete fiction, the left-wing leader never actually held the role. Polanski made the claim on his site while running for Green deputy leader in 2022. But the British Red Cross last night confirmed Polanski ‘has not been a spokesperson’. Rather, he had been an on-stage host ‘for several fundraisers’.

Starmer to 2024 intake: back me or else

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With two days to go before voters take to the ballot box, leadership manoeuvring, that perennial Westminster pastime, has slipped into a higher gear. Allies of Angela Rayner, Andy Burnham and Wes Streeting have been making the rounds among ever more febrile backbenchers. And their respective teams are at work to ensure plans are in place should the first blow be struck amid what many are bracing to be a local election bloodbath. So grave is the mood that Rayner has even quit vaping. One can only wonder if booze will be next after she was alleged to have drunkenly crashed into the door of parliament’s Strangers bar last week… Meanwhile, over in Downing Street, an operation to Save Sir Keir Starmer is in full swing.

Watch: Kemi Badenoch lays into pro-Palestine heckler

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A key component of Kemi Badenoch’s pitch to the country is that ‘you will always know where you stand with me’. Yesterday, out on the local elections campaign trail, the Tory leader jumped at the opportunity to prove it. You may not agree with me, but you will always know where you stand with me.Today in Billericay, a heckler tried to shout me down as I spoke about the normalisation of hatred towards Jews. I did not back down, because it needs to be said. British Jews are being targeted and… pic.twitter.com/mVrb9EBHdD— Kemi Badenoch (@KemiBadenoch) May 4, 2026 During a stump speech in Billericay, in Essex, Badenoch was accosted by a tedious heckler, deploying the classic buzzwords of ‘anti-Muslim hate’ and ‘pro-Palestine’.

Polanski grovels for Met criticism

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Oh dear. Just when you thought the Greens could sink no lower on crime and justice, along came Zack Polanski yesterday with his take on the Golders Green stabbing. The ever-online left-wing leader thought it appropriate to share a post on X, criticising cops for kicking the knife-wielding Somalian attacker in the process of apprehending him, as he continued clutching a bloodied blade. Polanski reposted a tweet alleging that that officers were 'repeatedly and violently kicking a mentally ill man in the head' when he was already incapacitated by a stun gun. It was a take so tone-deaf that Sir Mark Rowley, the Met Commissioner, felt compelled to intervene.

Miliband’s red tape bonfire backfires

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Back in February, Steerpike's old friend Ed Miliband vowed to liberate Britain’s nuclear industry from the stranglehold of bureaucracy. Red Ed promised to take a sledgehammer to the ‘archaic rules’ holding back the construction of power stations across the land. He even admitted that Britain’s record on nuclear is diabolical on a global scale, with ours among the priciest places on earth to get a plant built. All very encouraging, Mr S thought. So, imagine his surprise to learn that, while the Department for Energy Security and Net Zero is supposedly busy striking matches for its great red-tape bonfire, it has found time to spend £12,000 of taxpayers’ money on… DEI support for the Office for Nuclear Regulation! Yes, really.

Kemi’s Conservative council confusion

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Many in SW1 have remarked that Kemi Badenoch has come on quite a bit since her early PMQs' appearances. The Tory leader can now land a blow on television and can address the Commons with the confidence and clarity she lacked in earlier days. Significant progress, then. But alas, yesterday brought a reminder that live radio remains a cruel mistress. Appearing on BBC Radio Sussex and Surrey yesterday, Badenoch was asked about the Conservatives’ record in local government. Were Tory councils, that once familiar spectacle across the Home Counties, doing a good job? Naturally, the party leader thought so. ‘We have excellent councils,’ she declared, before producing a list: ‘Guildford, Runnymede, Elmbridge, Epsom, Mole Valley.

Is Streeting ready to be PM? 

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With a week to go before voters take to the polls, the race for victory is heating up. But it is not merely the familiar scramble over potholes, bin collections and municipal leisure centres that is exercising Westminster. The other contest – the one to replace Sir Keir Starmer – is acquiring a momentum of its own ahead of what’s set to be an electoral bloodbath on 7 May.  Aides and supporters of both Angela Rayner and Andy Burnham have been busy doing the rounds, sounding out opinion and swelling their supporter lists among MPs and party members. Yet while the two Mancunian contenders have been busily offering their wares to anyone within range of a lobby journalist, Wes Streeting has adopted a rather more minimalist approach.

The long march of the Ukippers

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Wakey wakey! Whoooo remembers the United Kingdom Independence Party? Steerpike has fond memories of Ukip, Nigel Farage's previous-but-one political vehicle which he then left to lead the Brexit Party back during the not-so-sunny days of Theresa May's government. Along the way, a fair few Kippers have followed Farage on his journey and now ended up in Reform. The likes of Paul Nuttall and Ed Sumner are now helping run the party, while Gawain Towler is on the board. But Steerpike's eye has been drawn to a little-noticed candidate who is pitching herself in Guildford. For, in the ward of Cranleigh and Ewhurst, a onetime political star has gone back to her roots in local government.

Lineker’s curious silence on Golders Green attack

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As a darling of the progressive commentariat, Gary Lineker is not usually one to let injustice pass unremarked. The former BBC star has become a tireless outrider for the Palestinian cause, devoting generous acreage on social media and in interviews to Gaza. On that subject, dear Gary has told us that ‘when I see some images on social media, I cry all the time’ and warned that ‘if you’re silent on these issues, you’re almost complicit’. Nor should one expect the podcast entrepreneur to fall silent on immigration. While raking in more than £1.3 million a year to host Match of the Day, in 2023 Lineker found time to train his moral artillery on Suella Braverman.

Watch: Labour MP told to resign by Jewish constituents

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It has been a pretty grim day in Golders Green. Two Jewish men have been stabbed, with the Metropolitan Police formally declaring it a terrorist incident. Both the Board of Deputies and the Jewish Leadership Council have said they are 'sickened'; Sir Ephraim Mervis, the Chief Raabi, warns that ‘today’s event proves that if you are visibly Jewish you’re not safe, and far more needs to be done.’  Figures from the Community Security Trust, which works to tackle antisemitism, suggests that such incidents have spiked since 2023: attacks have become uncommon for some members of the Jewish community.

Which party leader is on the road the most?

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As local elections loom ever closer, Britain’s intrepid party leaders have taken to the road to pitch themselves far and wide. Set-piece visits are a chance to show the Westminster elite really are down with the people. So who, in the run-up to next week’s high-stakes poll, has gone all guns blazing in the battle for 7 May? Steerpike has the numbers and they show that since the start of March, Nigel Farage tops the tally of campaign visits at 59, covering stops from Swindon to South Tyneside and even the Shetland Islands. Not bad for 62... Kemi Badenoch takes silver, coming in on 41 including Pembroke and Aberdeen. Boob-busting hypnotist turned Green Party leader Zack Polanski meanwhile managed 15 visits, including the liberal trifecta of Brighton, Margate and Hackney.

Katie Lam rules out joining Reform

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After Robert Jenrick’s (not entirely) shocking defection to Reform in January, Westminster’s eyes swiftly turned towards one of the Tory party’s new bright young things: Katie Lam. Would the 34-year-old MP for Weald of Kent pack her bags and follow her political chum across the teal Rubicon? Lam, widely regarded as a rising star on the opposition benches, had been an indefatigable cheerleader for Jenrick during his failed run for the Tory leadership in 2024. But appearing on The Spectator’s podcast Quite right! today, Lam briskly swatted away any suggestion that she might be tempted to join Bobby J on his new adventure. Indeed, she disclosed that she has not spoken to him ‘even once’, neither in person nor via message, since his leap to the teal team.