You’ve failed your caring qualifications
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RGJ
Wednesday
Parent cards
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Wednesday
Not my King
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Tuesday
People may live to 150
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Wednesday
Don’t play “Sympathy for the Devil”
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‘Oh, and Mick, don’t play “Sympathy for the Devil” – it might imply support for Putin’
Wednesday
This might be too traumatic for you to read
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Wednesday
Sensitivity reader
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‘Sensitivity reader, I married him in an entirely appropriate and socially acceptable fashion.’
Wednesday
Chinese spy balloons
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‘We must remain ever vigilant for Chinese spy balloons.’
So we’re agreed
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‘So we’re agreed, it’s finally time to address the problem of coastal erosion.’
Wednesday
Why why why
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Wednesday
Like a cabinet minister
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Everybody’s skint
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‘We’ve raised a flag to celebrate achieving our aims.’
Wednesday
Ukraine tank party
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Think Tank
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Think Tank
The old bad cop, even worse cop routine
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‘Ah, the old bad cop, even worse cop routine.’
Wednesday
New traditional Scottish song
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New traditional Scottish song
Friday
Marley’s ghost
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‘Marley’s ghost has a less perturbing message than I anticipated.’
Thursday
Biggles saves the planet
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‘I’m not sure all these classic books benefit from modernisation.’
Thursday
Chinese Communist Party
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Thursday
This milk has gone off…
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