RGJ

‘Three kings is too much to expect in a modern slimmed-down monarchy.’

‘He’s a Labranoodle.’

Oasis reunion

‘It’s getting more and more urban round here... I saw a fox the other day.’

‘I come from a long line of Labour MPs fighting privilege.’

‘Someone keeps rearranging the letters on our Toilets sign.’

‘How many of these prequels are they going to make?’