Matt Percival

‘I feel as sick as Gareth Southgate’

‘I don’t do anything work-related after 6 p.m. on a Friday.’

‘It’s some kind of text-based platform.’

‘The second I stopped, they all unfollowed me.’

‘This bone you keep mentioning, can you dig a little deeper?’

‘They said if we park in their space again, there will be further retaliation.’

‘This is torture.’

I want someone that I can believe in.

‘You should get out more.’

‘I want a better homework/life balance.’

‘Once I found a niche my career took off.’

‘I want to make it before I hit 30.’

‘You can keep yours.’

‘Remember your roaring twenties?’

‘Apparently there’s a sex tape.’

‘All the reviews are one star.’

‘Have you tried prompting him?’