Not allowed to invite you in
From our UK edition
‘I’m not allowed to invite you into my home.’
Grizelda
Thursday
Bit of a racist
From our UK edition
‘Your Great Uncle Bertie was a bit of a racist.’
Thursday
‘Brace! Brace!’
From our UK edition
‘Brace! Brace!’
Thursday
What did you pick up at school today?
From our UK edition
‘What did you pick up at school today?’
Thursday
We need clarity on how to break the rules
From our UK edition
‘We need clarity on how to break the rules.’
Thursday
Sour dough sharing
From our UK edition
Serves you right
From our UK edition
‘Serves you right for judging people on their bookcases.’
Lockdown leave/remain
From our UK edition
Oi! You lot, disperse!
From our UK edition
‘Oi! You lot, disperse!’
Thursday
Keeping up with the Joneses
From our UK edition
Keeping up with the Joneses.
Burning down phone masts
From our UK edition
‘You’ve been out burning down phone masts TWICE today.’
Thursday
Grammar police
From our UK edition
Thursday
Bored of lockdown
From our UK edition
‘I’m worried they’ll get bored of lockdown in a few years.’
Saturday
Keep two metres away from those Easter eggs
From our UK edition
‘Keep two metres away from those Easter eggs.’
Runners keep distance
From our UK edition
Good news, the end is nigh
From our UK edition
‘Good news!’
Saturday
Existential literature
From our UK edition
Saturday
Look! There’s something about Brexit on the news
From our UK edition
‘Look! There’s something about Brexit on the news.’
Saturday
I’ve sent off your opinions to Toxicology
From our UK edition
‘I’ve sent off your opinions to Toxicology.’
