Grizelda

‘You’ve been out burning down phone masts TWICE today.’

‘I’m worried they’ll get bored of lockdown in a few years.’

‘Keep two metres away from those Easter eggs.’

‘Look! There’s something about Brexit on the news.’

‘I’ve sent off your opinions to Toxicology.’

‘We’re looking to hire someone who responds well to bullying.’

‘Oh no! What have I tweeted..?’

‘How would you like the deceased to be recycled?’

‘Stop being so young — it’s annoying everyone.’

‘... And this one won’t be banned until 2024.’

‘Bloody Tories are ending austerity.’

‘They made a fortune collecting all the Brexit coins thrown away by angry Remainers.’

‘We’ve had the room painted “privilege white”.’