Grizelda

‘Showing off your vaccinations is not an acceptable reason to be out.’

‘Your dad is pretending to be a visitor.’

‘Oh, no! Rates are going up.’

‘They’ve run out of dogs.’

‘Do you have to say that about everything you don’t like...?’

‘I studied them all on Twitter.’

‘…and here are some of our most amusing prices.’

‘Do you have to wear those pyjamas?’

‘How long is your circuit breaker?’

‘You need to retrain.’

‘Does that have to be our response to everything?’

‘You’ll be able to do this from home.’

‘There must be one conspiracy theory we can all agree on?’

‘He’s self-isolating until the Brexit negotiations are over.’

‘I’m just popping on to Twitter.’