Fraser Nelson

Fraser Nelson

Fraser Nelson is a Times columnist and a former editor of The Spectator.

Downgraded finances

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Standard & Poor has just become the first credit rating agency to downgrade the UK from a "stable" assessment to "negative" - and given that the Tory borrowing proposals until 2014 are virtually identical to Labour's, it is a warning that should chill Cameron. It's feasible to fund your government with IOU notes now, with the Bank of England printing money to buy them, and a global flight-to-safety making a bull market in bonds. But after the next election, with equity markets recovering and the QE policy exhausted, how will Cameron find buyers for the £150bn a year debt he currently envisages issuing? The S&P note is not public, but I reprint here what it has told clients. Note it has not altered its AAA status, just its rhetotic and overall position.

In between the lines

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The IMF has published its verdict on Britain - who it may very well be bailing out in the next couple of years - and a suspiciously warm phrase is up there, and being singled out by government spin doctors: "The UK government response to the global financial crisis has been "bold and wide-ranging," adding that "aggressive action" by the government succeeded in containing the crisis and avoiding a breakdown. So what's up? First, this is an Article IV report from the IMF and, as such, it has to be "agreed" with the government. So it’s not really independent – this format limits how honest it can be, and vastly expands the ability of the government to get in a line it can spin to the newspapers.

Michael Martin’s by-election chaos

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You might think this impossible, but there is more chaos from the Michael Martin's office. They said yesterday that he was resigning as an MP as well as a Speaker - ergo by-election in the summer. I spoke to the SNP and to ministers about it: everyone was geared up. But now it transpires that Martin himself hasn't said anything. In fact, word is that he intends to canvass opinion from his constituency at the weekend - with the expectation that they will say "No, Mick, stay. You were wronged. Scapegoated. Don't put us on the political map, let us languish here as a rotten borough". I ask you.

Lies, laughter and the e-word in PMQs

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So Brown kicked off by praising the Speaker for "unfailing personal kindness to all members of all parties of this house." And with a straight face too! This kindness was the problem, the way Michael Martin ushered everyone to the Fees Office to claim their Generation Game conveyor belt-style goodies. And then it got worse. Brown says the Royal Mail is "losing 5 million letters a year" - he meant pounds. The House started to softly guffaw, William Hague laughed noiselessly. Brown gets narky: nothing irritates him more than the sound of soft but universal derision. Not the roar of laughter that greeted his "save the banks" - so loud that some Tories I know have it as their mobile phone ringtone. The derision was not disruptive but constant. Hague looked like he had tears in one eye.

A waste of time | 19 May 2009

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Was that it? Gordon Brown spent an hour talking about "radical action," "radical surgery," and the like. So what's he doing? Setting up a committee. Or, more accurately, publishing a consultation paper on setting up a committee; one that would monitor MPs' pay and expenses. And does anyone seriously believe it will come down harshly on MPs who, on £63k a year, are already amongst the best paid politicians in the world? Or does he envisage a conversation in the Dog & Duck: "I was really angry about those MPs, but then Gordon set up this committee". Brown can't stop repeating how he is the "first Prime Minister" to suggest it. In his head, it may be radical, up there with 1832 and 1867. But this shows a man still operating on the wavelength of the Westminster Village.

Glasgow North East deserves a by-election

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But will there be a by-election? Sure, Michael Martin will step down on 21st June, but what about Glasgow North East? I know how much Gordon Brown enjoys Glasgow by-elections - and personally, I'd love another chance for the nation's spotlight to fall in these Labour rotten boroughs.   One of the worst aspects of the Westminster system is that you don't mean a thing if your seat's not a swing - except for by-elections.  Martin could become an independent, and stay doing as bad a job for the people who elected him as he always has. But to quit, and let the world see this place - so typical of the decay in urban Britain - would do his constituents a massive service.

Who took away Martin’s chair?

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The big question is what changed Michael Martin's mind. I suspect that both Brown and Cameron withdrew support. But I'd argue that Cameron should have done so last weekend in public as Nick Clegg did. And, come to think of it, I agree with the LibDem proposal that all capital gains on property bought with mortgages funded by the taxpayer should be returned to the taxpayer. I can't help thinking that Cameron is being out-flanked on the need for radical reform by Cable and Clegg. Cameron could of course argue that this all is a serious constitutional issue and should not descend into a competition to see who can be rudest about the Speaker. But Cameron badly needs to present the Tories as a radical, purifying force (as so many thought New Labour would be before they got into office).

How to breathe in an anti-politics atmosphere

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So will David Cameron ride the wave of anti-politics or be crushed by it? I have for years thought that trends towards people power and away from hierarchies - in every sphere of life - shows the world is moving the conservative way and that the idea of a big government belongs in the last century. This morning, someone forwarded me a memo from James Frayne, who won the referendum on the north-east assembly for the No campaign by tapping into the anti politics vote. Frayne is now at Portland PR, for whom the memo was written. I suspect he won't thank me for publishing it - but it seems in keeping with this new age of transparency to do so, and I thought CoffeeHousers may be interested as it raises some good points.

How Cameron can expose the long tail of waste

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If our MPs keep paying back the expenses they claimed at the current rate we'll have the national debt down in no time. What strikes me about ex-Labour chairman Ian McCartney is that even the prospect of having his claims made public led him to reach for his cheque book and refund £16,000 of our money that he'd helped himself to - on the likes of champagne flutes and decorating. He wrote a hilarious letter to the Fees Office last July. "In the light of reforms debated and implemented by a resolution of the House on July 3, 2008 I have been looking at my claims to ensure that I am satisfied in their accuracy," he said. Except that was a lie, because he did know they were, as he puts it, "accurate and allowable and was deemed as such by your department at the time.

Winning Eurovision, Blair-style

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As soon as I saw Norway's entry on Eurovision last night, I knew what the vikings were up to: doing a Blair. Here in the land of fjords and A-Ha, their entry was a Minsk-born Russian with cossack-style dancers in a naked pitch for slavic votes. And what a success it was: the full 12 points from Belarus, Latvia, Lithuania, Poland, Russia, Slovenia and Ukraine. Time was when Blair thought he could control the EU this way as well, appeal to the former Warsaw Pact countries (who had good reason to fear loss of sovereignty) by coming up with his vision of free-market EU of nation states, opposing the Franco-German federalist model. But the voting balance in the EU led Blair to defeat, and he sacrificed much rebate in vain.

Brown resorts to bully tactics<br />

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Damian McBride may be gone, but his spirit lives on in Labour's latest party political broadcast (watch it after the jump). It features a young chap in a suit (boo! class enemy!) who goes into an empty room and starts hitting a punchbag. Then it comes up with all sorts of claims that could have been drafted by McBride (and, come to think of it, probably were). "David Cameron would leave young people like me on the dole" runs the first - palpable nonsense. It grows progressively more absurd. Then, finally: "What David Cameron would do is give £200,000 to 3,000 millionaires." That's a lie, rather than an exaggeration. He's referring to inheritance tax, the "millionaires" he refers to would be (how you say?

Off camera

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What a weird day. I'm blogging this, crouching below a camera on college green, about a metre away from Nick Brown being grilled by the BBC's Jon Sopel over Elliot Morley. Brown is a chief whip who seldom talks, but he has just admitted to BBC News that Morley 'fessed up to this days ago. So why didn't he suspend him then? "There are ambiguiities on all of this"  Brown has just said. Really? I can't see them. Gordon Brown is playing catch up with Cameron, as far as I can tell, and Cameron is now not waiting for the Telegraph and, instead, hunting out his own dodgy do-ers. This is getting worse for Brown and less bad for Cameron. Impressive to see Sopel in action. He wasn't expecting Nick Brown and almost fished him off the street, "you're live on BBC news, Mr Brown.

The significance of MacKay’s departure

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How significant is Andrew MacKay's departure? A few weeks ago, I did a column on his weird Rasputin-like influence over David Cameron. His role is to sniff the air, see which tribes of Tory MPs are gathering where. To advise, say, if David Davis is up to mischief on the backbenches. To be a shadow (or, some would argue, de facto) chief whip. And while not a shadow cabinet member, he was more influential than most of them. Often MPs would go into meetings with Cameron and be surprised to see MacKay in the room. Word is that MacKay was offered the chief whip job, "but it'd be too much work, he likes his holidays in France too much" I was told. His permatanned face does support this theory.

Cameron takes charge at PMQs

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Brown looked dejected, buffeted and battered by events. Cameron looked confident, in charge of them. The Tory leader kicked off asking why all new claims can’t be put online? (Ben Wallace did so ages ago, and was hated by many in his party, but Cameron backed him). Brown’s response was in auto-garble, speaking as if reading the small print from an insurance advert. "We need to have outside bodies" – what difference in the language they use. Problem is, the second homes allowance is just one scam. Cameron then went to another one: what about the “communications allowance?” It’s a mechanism to allow Labour MPs in marginal seats to respond to Lord Ashcroft’s marginal seat campaign funding.

This is a constitutional crisis. Dave dare not blow it

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Fraser Nelson says that the scale of public disgust at the MPs’ expenses scandal presents the next Prime Minister with a huge challenge — and a huge opportunity. If Cameron devolves power to voters, he will be rewarded. But if he fails, the punishment will be swift It will be a brave parliamentary candidate who pins on a rosette, of any colour, and goes campaigning alone this weekend. There are just over two weeks until the European and local elections on 4 June, and what might be an historic defeat for Labour. But right now the safest place for any representative of a major political party is stockaded safely within the precincts of the Palace of Westminster.

The campaign to ditch Speaker Martin gathers pace

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Ben Wallace has just called for the Speaker to resign, joining Douglas Carswell’s call. This doubles the number of MPs who have broken the parliamentary protocol and are openly calling for the Speaker to go. Wallace explained his rationale on Channel Four news: from 2001 when Freedom of Information legislation was passed, it was clear this juggernaught was coming down the track. What Wallace didn’t say is that his old employer, the Scottish Parliament, felt this first – Tory leader David McLetchie was felled in a scandal about his taxi expenses. It was clear to Wallace (if to all too few of his new Westminster colleagues) that it would be a matter of time before this hurricane hit Westminster.

Martin loses it

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Michael Martin has just exploded. Kate Hoey raised a point of order: doesn't the Metropolitan Police have better things to do than investigating leaks? You often get the feeling that Martin is just waiting to snap "You can't handle the truth!" à la A Few Good Men. Hoey seemed to tip him over the edge. She has form, you see. With a reddened face, Martin said sarcastically that he had listened to her "pearls of wisdom on Sky News" at midnight. He is evidently angered that she dares to discuss it. (There's a protocol that MPs don't criticise the Speaker outside of Westminster - which just makes it sound like all MPs are happy with the appalling status quo, whereas some are just as disgusted as the rest of us).

Gove: The full story

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So has Michael Gove been caught home flipping? What I heard about the latest revelations, it struck me that he mentioned his home moving in an interview with The Spectator back in September last year. The write-up is here, but in the magazine piece I left out his full explanation behind his house move. Here it is:- We lived full time in Surrey Heath and essentially the basic thing was the amount of time I had to spend with my family was so small and getting smaller that we just had to take a decision.

The Moran doctrine

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How, you might ask, do these MPs with their snouts in the trough justify it to themselves? Margaret Moran, the Luton MP who has claimed for her partner's home in Southampton, gave her rationale to BBC1's Politics Show earlier. MARGARET MORAN: My partner works in Southampton.  He has done for twenty years.  If I’m ever going to see my partner of thirty years, I can’t make him come to Luton all the time. I have to be able to have a proper family life sometimes, which I can’t do unless I have, er, you know, I, I share the costs of the Southampton home with him. ANDREW SINCLAIR: Why should the taxpayer pay for your home in Southampton, when clearly you’re not using it for work?

Getting away with everything they can

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So, no Ed Balls in the Sunday Telegraph tomorrow, no Shadow Cabinet. But we do get Sinn Fein (of which, more later) as well as Kitty in the City, aka Kitty Ussher who succeeded Balls as City Minister and is now benefits minister. Anyway, she spent £22,000 of taxpayers’ cash doing up her terraced house in Brixton. A new bathroom costing £1,460, a carpet for £980 and windows costing £5,610. As she explains to the fees office: "The basic situation is that this house was relatively cheap to purchase but requires quite a lot of work." This would be the house she lived in for five years before becoming an MP. "The plumbing in the entire house is strange," she wrote, "There are pipes that are not used. Can we get them removed using the ACA?