David Cohen

David Cohen is a New Zealand-based journalist and author.

The row over English becoming an official language of New Zealand

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Parliamentarians in New Zealand have been limbering up for an oddly unedifying debate over what ought to be the most ho-hum of legislative exercises: a Bill to recognise English as one of New Zealand’s official languages. At the moment, New Zealand has two official languages: Māori and New Zealand sign language. Given English already reigns supreme in politics, education, business and the courts, the proposal seems to merely to give statutory form to the obvious state of affairs – a point the Bill’s sponsor is fond of making, noting that English is already ‘widely used and accepted’ in everyday life.

The UK is punishing dual-nationals like me

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Clearing customs at Heathrow is about to get a lot more demanding for people like me. Hundreds of thousands of dual British citizens living in New Zealand – and millions of others like us spread out around the world – are about to lose the long-standing option of travelling to Britain on a foreign passport. Keir Starmer’s government says that from February 25 all dual nationals will be required to have a valid British (or Irish) passport to enter the UK, or else fork out quite a bit for what’s known as a ‘certificate of entitlement’. The new policy is meant to align with the government’s much-ballyhooed seamless digital border system.

What they don’t tell you about Christmas in New Zealand

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‘I still think New Zealand the most beautiful country I have ever seen,’ Agatha Christie marvelled in 1922. Evidently she’s not the only one. A century on, the great crime writer’s ‘astonishing’ verdict on the country in the South Seas echoes and re-echoes, most dependably in the familiar media rankings of the ‘best’ places in the world for Brits to make a Christmas getaway. New Zealand, it seems, is forever top of the pops.

What will Jacinda Ardern do next?

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When I first met Jacinda Ardern in the early 2010s, the notion that the young MP with the toothy smile in front of me might one day go for the top job at the United Nations was unlikely. After spending the past couple of years stitching together a portrait of New Zealand’s fortieth prime minister, I’d be more inclined to ask: what took her so long? Writing an unauthorised biography of any major political figure is a rum business. It’s rather like breaking into someone’s house and then tidying up the living room. My attempt to chart Ardern’s public life and her ‘politics of kindness’ led me helter-skelter through a maze of false starts, frequently contradictory anecdotes, and the occasional source who spoke as if they were auditioning for a spy novel.

Why the Maori party keep doing the haka in parliament

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Parliamentary proceedings in New Zealand once again screeched to a halt this week after an unsanctioned performance of the haka caused bedlam in the country’s normally genteel debating chamber, forcing the speaker to suspend the House. The latest war dance took place on Thursday after a new MP, Oriini Kaipara, 42, of the nativist Maori party, finished her maiden speech in the House of Representatives with a deafening flourish. On cue, supporters in the gallery leapt to their feet and broke into a ferocious haka to show their support for the television presenter turned politician, with Kaipara herself joining in the ruckus. The haka may generate online clicks, but for many New Zealanders scenes like this are a bit cringeworthy 'No!

Four years on the run: New Zealand’s fugitive dad shot dead by police

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A fugitive father who vanished into the rugged bushlands of the Waikato region of New Zealand with his three children has been shot and killed by police. Tom Phillips's death marks the end of a case that has gripped the country for nearly four years. Phillips first disappeared from his small Marokopa community with his homeschooled kids, Jayda, now aged twelve, Maverick, ten, and Ember, nine, in September 2021, but was nabbed by police shortly afterwards and charged with their abduction, apparently stemming from a custody dispute. A member of Phillips’ family later said the episode had to do with the father needing to ‘clear his head’.

How does New Zealand solve a problem like China?

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New Zealand’s most important trading partner is also the nation’s biggest security headache, according to a new risk-assessment report produced by the country’s security intelligence service, or SIS. The government agency sees espionage activities orchestrated by Beijing as a 'complex intelligence concern' for a country that has become highly dependent on China for its economic health. The baleful assessment appears in the SIS’s latest annual security threat environment report.

Is Jacinda Ardern hiding from Covid scrutiny?

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During the five years Jacinda Ardern led New Zealand, much was made of her ‘transparent’ style of touchy-feely leadership and willingness to deal with thorny questions. Yet on the biggest issue of her record – her zero Covid policies – the former Prime Minister has gone missing. A planned week-long public hearing at an inquiry in New Zealand into the nation’s Covid response was abandoned last month, after Jacinda Ardern and other senior figures from her government unexpectedly refused to testify. Ardern’s no-show came as a surprise to many, including the country’s prime minister, Christopher Luxon, who said his predecessor’s decision was ‘not right’.

New Zealand is undoing Jacinda Ardern’s disastrous energy legacy

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The centre-right government of New Zealand’s Prime Minister Christopher Luxon voted this week to overturn the previous Jacinda Ardern-led administration’s Starmeresque prohibition on new offshore oil and gas exploration. The earlier ban, enacted in 2018, was a major part of Ardern’s idealistic plan to shepherd the country of five million into a bright and limitless ‘clean, green and sustainable’ carbon-free future built on renewables rather than fossil fuel. It also threatened to shut out the nation’s lights.

New Zealand’s cringeworthy new tourism slogan

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‘Everyone must go!’ New Zealand’s new tourism declares, but so far almost everyone seems to be cringing. The prime minister of New Zealand, Christopher Luxon, this week unveiled the latest tagline aimed first at holidaymakers from Australia but also those living further afield. Critics say the wording of the latest marketing campaign sounds like something from a Boxing Day sale, or even a cry of desperation from the back of a typically long toilet queue on one of the country’s frequently crowded hiking trails.

What does China want with the Cook Islands?

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Diplomatic storm clouds are gathering around the Cook Islands, a picturesque tourist destination in the South Pacific known for its creaking palms, pink beaches and deliciously warm nights.  The microscopic island-nation has a long-standing ‘free association’ with New Zealand, which sees Wellington give the islands defence and financial support. Now though the islands are in the middle of striking an agreement with China, and New Zealand says it has been kept in the dark about the nature of the pact.  ‘We can confirm that there are a number of issues on which New Zealand and the Cook Islands government currently do not see eye-to-eye,’ a spokesman for New Zealand’s foreign minister, Winston Peters, tersely told the public broadcaster RNZ.

Why the Maori are protesting against equal rights in New Zealand 

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Around 35,000 thousand demonstrators descended on the capital of New Zealand this week, many of them adorned in traditional native dress amid a fluttering sea of red, white and black ‘Maori sovereignty’ flags. They were there to decry a bill looking to redefine New Zealand’s founding treaty.  The Treaty Principles Bill, introduced earlier this month by one of the National party-led government’s junior coalition partners, has virtually no chance of becoming law. But the bill’s sponsor, the libertarian ACT party leader David Seymour, insists it offers a ‘certainty and clarity’ long missing in New Zealand. He also wants the country’s constitutional arrangement to have an explicitly democratic basis in law.

Why is this New Zealand airport clamping down on hugs?

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‘Whenever I get gloomy with the state of the world,’ Hugh Grant famously offered in the heartwarming opening scene of Love, Actually, ‘I think about the arrivals gate at Heathrow airport.’ It’s just as well he doesn’t think about Dunedin airport in New Zealand. The airport’s chief executive, Daniel De Bono, seems not to be a fan of lingering emotion-packed arrivals and departures taking place at his modest transport hub.  While other airport chiefs look for new ways to limit their terminals’ designated smoking areas or swoop on blameless travellers with too many toiletries, De Bono is cracking down on lingering hugs at his terminal here in New Zealand.

The strange timing of Jacinda Ardern’s damehood

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Jacinda Ardern has been made a dame for her services to politics during the five turbulent years she spent as prime minister of New Zealand. An ‘incredibly honoured and very humbled’ Ardern was officially recognised by the Prince of Wales at Windsor Castle. This week’s investiture came more than a year after she was first appointed a Dame Grand Companion in the 2023 King’s Birthday Honours. That was four or so months after she abruptly stepped down from the position she had held since taking office in 2017 at the still-tender age of 37, later winning plaudits around the world for her leadership during Covid.

How New Zealand managed to sink a tenth of its naval fleet

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New Zealand just lost one tenth of its naval defence fleet. The HMNZS Manawanui – the jewel in the nation’s small military crown – ran aground near Samoa this past weekend after hitting a reef and catching fire.  The £75 million specialist survey vessel sank on Sunday morning off Samoa’s southern coast of Upolu. An order to abandon ship was made the previous evening after it got into trouble. It was only the ship’s third deployment in the southwest Pacific, after the onetime commercial ship was purchased with much political hoopla from Norway in 2019 by the government of former prime minister Jacinda Ardern.

Why are so many young people abandoning New Zealand?

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Heading to the UK is a longstanding rite of cultural passage for many Kiwis. People like my youngest son, who will be visiting Britain for the first time this autumn, are a big part of the tradition. But so is returning home again. New migration figures are putting paid to that last bit. Record numbers of New Zealanders appear to be picking up sticks and decamping from the Antipodes, and a lot of them aren’t bothering with return tickets.  It may be that New Zealand’s charms are wearing thin What the ultimate cost of this is for their nation remains something of an open question, but for now the numbers are ‘just phenomenal’, says Brad Olsen, an economist with the Wellington-based company Infometrics.

Labour should learn from Jacinda Ardern’s calamitous oil and gas ban

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In the UK, the Labour party has pledged to halt any new oil and gas drilling in the North Sea, which the Tories today suggest could cost billions in tax revenue over the next ten years.  When it comes to energy policy, Labour could really benefit from looking at what happened when New Zealand’s Labour party tried the same thing in the South Sea.  Six years ago, the Jacinda Ardern government enacted a similar policy in New Zealand. Today, gas-dependent industrial sectors find themselves with something of a python around their necks. Politicians here in this nation of 5.5 million have even begun to openly fret about the country’s ability to keep the lights on.

Why New Zealand is cracking down on immigration

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The government of New Zealand this week tightened the country’s working visa rules in order to stem historically high numbers of international migrants making their way to the South Seas. New Zealand’s infrastructure seems to be groaning in response to the surging number of international newcomers Immigration minister Erica Stanford said that the changes will allow businesses to make greater use of local workers while still attracting high-skill migrants where there are skill shortages. ‘Getting our immigration settings right is critical to this government's plan to rebuild the economy,’ she says. The new rules have also been billed as protecting migrants from exploitation.

Why is New Zealand’s deputy PM rowing with Chumbawamba?

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In their musical heyday, the English anarchist punk band Chumbawamba enjoyed a reputation for having an irreverent attitude towards those in political authority. Twelve years after they musically packed it in, a political figure abroad is making even more of a name for himself for his own irreverence towards Chumbawamba. The group has asked New Zealand’s deputy prime minister, Winston Peters, to stop using their best-known song, ‘Tubthumping’, as a curtain-raiser at his rallies and in his fulminations against the woke peril. The populist politician, though, is vowing that the show will go on. It doesn’t help that the 78-year-old Peters is not only his country’s longest-serving parliamentarian but one of its scrappiest.

The shoplifting scandal engulfing New Zealand’s Green MP

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New Zealand has just lost one of its most stylish politicians after shoplifting allegations were made against her by two of the country’s high-end fashion stores. The Iranian-born Golriz Ghahraman, who had just begun her third term as a high-profile Green party MP, today announced she will be standing down from parliament with immediate effect. In her resignation statement, Ghahraman said her mental health has been ‘badly affected by the stresses relating to my work’, leading her to ‘act in ways that are completely out of character’. Although she did not address the allegations in any detail, she said she took ‘full responsibility for my actions which I deeply regret’.