Hello, it’s me, your Gen X auntie who spends too much time online. I regret to inform you that I’ve been on a journey and, like Hermes bringing information from the underworld to mortals, I am here to tell you about the poor, unfortunate lost souls I’ve become aware of against my will. They have
There’s a difference between living and existing
Here is my list of things I’ve been fantasizing about getting for Christmas, in no particular order: encyclopedia set, piano, record player, landline. In other words, I want 1989 for Christmas. I’m yearning for an analog world. For tactile experiences. Cool piano keys I can stumble over. Encyclopedias I can flip through, getting lost in
The MAGA agenda will only succeed if Americans feel material relief
Most Americans have more in common with Charlie Kirk than with the alleged shooter or the elites making excuses
If we aren’t dead inside already, tech is doing its best
The larger concern isn’t domestic equity – but China
It does not help that everything is political nowadays. Everything
When slashing the government means firing a disaster coordinator in Alaska, you start to wonder if MAGA has its priorities in order
I’ve lost old friends over his ‘salute’
It’s astonishing how much snot such a small creature can produce
You can’t be openly hostile to men for two decades and expect to retain the male vote
I still feel politically homeless, only it’s different: I don’t know which candidate terrifies me more
Pets are woven into the fabric of your life — but more than that, your life revolves around them
No one has learned anything
We are ruled by criminals and Olds
It will affect your kids for the rest of their lives
One sure sign of a great father: if he’s even aware of him at all, he’s unimpressed by Andrew Tate
If anyone is sexist, it’s Mother Nature
The longer I’m here, the more I love it
