Alex Massie

Alex Massie

Nick Clegg’s 15% Opportunity

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Who would have thought, even a year ago, that the future of the Liberal Democrats would arouse such interest? Perhaps I was too harsh on Nick Clegg's speech to the party's conference; certainly Fraser was more impressed by it and the gang at Liberal Vision also seem pleased. Perhaps I was wrong to hope that Clegg would disavow the social democrats in his party in this speech. One should always be wary of criticising politicians simply because they decline to do what you would have them do. Equally, one should not assume that doing what one would want them to do is the path to either political or policy success. Clearly there needs to be a "nevertheless" here.

Clegg’s Lacklustre Speech

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As rallying cries go, "Stick with us" lacks a certain something. But that's how the Liberal Democrats roll and so it was that Nick Clegg was forced - or believed himself forced - to deliver a disappointingly defensive speech to the party's annual conference this afternoon. Perhaps that's what he needed to do. This was Operation Reassure Sensitive, Confused, Liberals. This being so it wasn't quite the valiant proclamation of Orange Book liberalism I'd have wanted to see*. Nevertheless, there were times when Clegg was unecessarily defensive, even about being in government. Rather than challenge his party, Clegg played nice. Perhaps this too was necessary but it left one noting the difference between Clegg's boldness in government and a certain timidity in Liverpool today.

Irish Austerity Update

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Paul Krugman is back banging a familiar drum: austerity is not a good idea. Anywhere. As always, Ireland is one of his favourite examples: [V]irtuous Ireland never did better than malingering Spain. And now, Ireland’s risk premium has exploded, here; Spain’s not so much, here. Of course, it’s not at all a clean experiment; Ireland’s banks were arguably second only to Iceland’s in their irresponsibility, and the Irish government’s blanket guarantee has exposed it to huge losses. But bear in mind that when Ireland seemed, briefly, to have regained the trust of the markets, this was touted as proof that austerity will be rewarded. Funny about that. As always, I'm not sure what Krugman's alternative is.

Who Will Speak for Bedford?

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In his latest column for the magazine (subscribe!) Charles Moore offers a backhanded compliment to Leicestershire and Staffordshire, writing that they, like much of the English midlands are "much more attractive than people think". This seems reasonable: the solid, unfussed calm of midland market towns and the quiet pleasures of the midland countryside are oft-overlooked. But then he writes: The only county hard to praise is Bedfordshire. Can this be true? Is Bedford the worst - or if not worst then hardest to praise - county in England? I've never set foot in Bedfordshire and can't remember seeing anything good from the train either. So, readers, what if anything is one missing? Or is Charles correct?

Answering The Lib Dems’ Scottish Question

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Pete mentions Tim Montgomerie's suggestion that a Labour-Liberal Democrat coalition at Holyrood could be the most likely result at next year's Holyrood elections. As Tim puts it: One thing I've worried about for sometime is the implications for the Coalition of bad results for the LibDems in next year's Scottish elections but it is perfectly possible that Labour - like in 1999 and 2003 - will go into another Holyrood coalition with the LibDems. This double coalition deal could be an important tool for Clegg to keep his Left happy and for the new Labour leader to open the door to a future LibLab deal at Westminster. Well, anything is possible but I'm not sure how probable this is.

Saturday Morning Country: Loretta Lynn

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Country music ain't always about cowboys and outlaws; there's the distaff side of strong and righteous ladies too. Notably, in this instance, Loretta Lynn and her warning that You Ain't Woman Enough (To Take My Man)...

Don’t Worry About the Opinion Polls

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I've suggested that the current crop of opinion polls are meaningless. That's not true. As a friend pointed out, they measure public opinion and that can't be considered wholly meaningless. So let me put it another way: the "meaning" of the opinion polls is, at present, greatly over-valued by the Westminster Village. Happily, uber-expert Philip Cowley is on hand to act as an expert witness in this case: Several of my Labour-supporting friends have a spring in their step – level in the polls at last, as revealed by yesterday’s Reuters/Ipsos-MORI poll. How rubbish this new coalition government must be. It took New Labour years to lose its poll lead after 1997. At the risk of being a party pooper, the trouble is that the experience after 1997 is atypical.

Sad Wurzels

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Yorkshire cricket is the epitome of hard, correct cricket. Lancashire cricket is always bowling into the wind, beating the edge and wondering if luck will ever shine on the Red Rose. Kent cricket, I somehow feel, should always be played in a manner that has the ghosts of Woolley and Cowdrey murmuring their approval. These, of course, are generalisations. So if Trent Bridge remains the loveliest of Test grounds ("A lotus land for batsman", as Cardus wrote, "where it is always afternoon and 360 for 2"), I've nonetheless always thought of Nottinghamshire as a kind of junior Yorkshire. From Arthur Carr and Larwood and Voce to Clive Rice and Richard Hadlee, Notts cricket has been tough, serious* and purposeful. It's a surprise, then, that this is only their sixth championship.

Picture of the Day: Last Hours of Summer

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The Yarrow Valley, yesterday. More later, including a post on Freddie Flintoff plus the excruciating conclusion to the County Championship. But for now, a pastoral scene to soothe overstretched Somerset nerves... UPDATE: Bloody Notts have taken the three wickets they needed to steal the Championship from Somerset. 119 years of not winning the title now. And still the wait goes on. A sad, bitter day for wurzels everywhere.

Who’s Afraid of Catholic Schools?

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Since it's Pope Day, let's consider this tediously-hardy perennial too. Commenting on this post, Fifer asks: Since you've given this some thought, then, perhaps you can answer me this - why, exactly, are my taxes being used to fund an education system divided in Scotland on sectarian lines when, out of a population of 5 million, only 65,000 can be bothered turning up to see the head of their faith preach? Even Celtic can manage that turnout a few times a year. If we really are in the dire financial straits we're told we are, perhaps it really is time to "think of the children" and educate them all as best we possibly can for the money available, rather than perpetuating massive structural inefficiencies as a sop to an increasingly irrelevant religion.

Hello Pope!

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And welcome to Scotland and the rest of the United Kingdom. Of all the pointless activities in all the world you'd think telling the Pope he's wrong must rank pretty highly. So I don't think there's much point in standing outside Bellahouston Park today shouting "There is no God you know" at the 70,000 Roman Catholics attending the Papal Mass. Nor do I think there's much to be said for wasting time and energy complaining, in effect, that the Pope has the effrontery to be, well, the Pope. But it seems that there's no exhausting the appetite for being outraged these days. This week it's the Pope's visit but last week it was Tony Blair's memoirs and next week it will be something new and boring again.

There’s No British Tea Party: Here’s Why

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More on Christine O'Donnell's stunning victory in the Delaware GOP Senate primary in due course but it's worth pointing out that such a triumph almost certainly could not happen in Britain. Not even in our new primary-friendly Tory party. Because most of the contests called primaries in Britain are really forms of caucus, not proper primaries and even the so-called "open primaries" that have been held by postal ballot are actually only semi-open. In each case voters are offered a choice of candidates who have been approved by Tory HQ. It is not, in other words a truly open process and consequently it's exceedingly difficult for a grass-roots rebellion to take place. This is one reason why there is no British Tea Party.

Ed Miliband is No Abraham Lincoln but David Miliband is a Little Like Hillary Clinton

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Are Labour really going to make Ed Miliband their next leader? Tea leaves and whatever passes for momentum in this race suggest that this is quite possible. If the younger Miliband - the one who, allegedly, can speak "normal" - does prevail then what hesitant conclusions may be drawn? 1. David Miliband's support at Westminster may have hurt his chances in the other constituencies. Miliband Major ran - in as much as this strolling leadership contest ever amounted to a race - on experience, authority and the sense that he was the inevitable victor. But as Hillary Clinton can tell you, experience, authority and inevitability don't count for as much as they once did. 2.

Preparing for a Nuclear Iran

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That's the message of the US's forthcoming $60bn arms-deal with Saudi Arabia. Or so says David Rothkopf anyway: [T]he reason that the U.S. government -- that would not have done a deal like this in the years right after 9/11 -- is willing and even a little eager to move ahead with the deal now is that the War on Terror is being overtaken among top U.S. concerns by the advent of a nuclear Iran.  Now, you may quibble by pointing out that Iran does not yet have nuclear weapons. But this is a purely academic argument. This deal is the latest example of behavior suggesting that the nuclearization of Iran is all over but for the bomb building in the eyes of U.S. and regional strategists. [...

Flodden vs Culloden

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Further to this post, it's not a fair fight. Commenter Ben G asks: But isn't Culloden more significant? The effective end of a Scottish claim to the throne. Remember, after that you became 'North Britain'. This is a common misperception. Unlike Flodden, Culloden was not a fight between England and Scotland. As many, and perhaps more, Scots fought against the Young Pretender on Drumossie Moor as fought for him. The '45 was as much a Highland vs Lowland conflict as a Scotland vs England affair. Which is one reason why, from a Unionist perspective, Culloden is less important than Bannockburn. The latter prevented Scotland from becoming a northern Wales and so, in turn, permitted a Union in place of an annexation.

Will the TUC Condemn Castro?

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Obviously this is one of John Rentoul's Questions to which the Answer is No. Nevertheless, given that the TUC is fond of congratulating* the Castro regime for its great achievements and humanity and all the rest of it one does wonder if the Congress will want to regret the Castros apparent, if unusual, embrace of economic reality. To wit, massive public sector cuts: Cuba has announced radical plans to lay off huge numbers of state employees, to help revive the communist country's struggling economy. The Cuban labour federation said more than a million workers would lose their jobs - half of them by March next year. Those laid off will be encouraged to become self-employed or join new private enterprises, on which some of the current restrictions will be eased.

How to Improve Tennis

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Kevin Drum is in danger of becoming a lapsed tennis-fan. In particular he laments the elimination of the serve-and-volley style of play: [...] I find myself following tennis less and less every year. Why? Because it's gotten boring. Sure, today's players are phenomenal athletes, covering the court like gazelles and routinely hitting breathtaking shots. But every match is the same, what I've come to think of as "thug tennis": huge topspin forehands, booming two-handed backhands, and endless baseline rallies. The power and shotmaking are mesmerizing at times, but in the end, I can hardly tell the players apart these days. [...] I know the current state of the game has lots of fans, but aside from an intellectual admiration I just can't work up a lot of enthusiasm these days.

Dreams from a Crackpot Universe

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One of the problems with journalism is its love of novelty. Fret not that an argument makes no sense, love its novelty instead! This has been exacerbated in the internet era which, for all its many virtues, has been a boom-time for crackpots. One assumes that this explains why Forbes magazine, desperate for some attention, decided to give Dinesh D'Souza its cover this week to argue that, despite appearances to the contrary, Barack Obama's presidency only makes any kind of sense if you remember that he's actually wanting to honour the memory of the father he barely knew and destroy the United States of America. Obama, you see, is secretly channelling “the ideology of the Luo tribesman”. Yes indeedy.

An Old Enemy Helps the Coalition

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One difficulty the coalition faces is persuading people that cuts in public spending - and reducing the number of public sector employees - is not in fact an attack on public sector employees. The coalition, contrary to what some pretend, remains in favour of doctors, nurses, police officers and even teachers. The Prime Minister may say that he's interested in "partnership" with the Trades Unions but, even if genuine, this won't get him anywhere since the Unions are making it quite clear they have little interest in such a notion. Indeed, the TUC appear to be declaring war on the government. How else to interpret its call for "a broad solidarity alliance of unions and communities under threat"?