Alex Massie

Alex Massie

Anatomy of A Collapse

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Three days on and Sri Lanka's collapse to 82 all out on the final day at Sophia Gardens remains astonishing. What should have been a routine voyage ended in disaster. One minute the Lankans were supposed to ease their way to a comfortable, even dull, draw, the next they were holed below the waterline and then, within minutes, broken-backed and disappearing into the murky oblivion of the deep. Such is life and such is cricket and test cricket still enthralls. The old dame still has some songs in her pipes. It's not uncommon in other sports - golf, snooker, tennis - for a competitor playing poorly to drag his opponent down to his own impoverished level. And of course these sports, golf most obviously, offer ample opportunity for an individual's game to collapse most pitifully.

Controlling NHS Costs Will Be A Radical Achievement

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I don't care to delve too deeply into the clump of giant hogweed that is health policy but if Andrew Lasley succeeds in freezing health spending in real terms then he will have been one of the more successful cabinet ministers even if his ambitious reforms go nowhere or achieve nothing. It is annoying, as Pete says, that this will have to be a secret triumph since it has become an article of faith, apparently, that spending more money on the NHS is always the virtuous thing to do. Nevertheless, a secret triumph that cannot be proclaimed is better than failure. Every developed country must confront the horror of sharply-increasing health costs as the price of human ingenuity becomes ever more expensive.

The Problem of the Supreme Court

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Readers in England and other less-fortunate lands may not have been following the latest stushie in Scotia new and braw. This time it's the law that's the problem. Or rather, the UK Supreme Court's ability to rule on Scottish appeals on Human Rights and other EU-related business. Last week this led to the conviction of Nat Fraser, imprisoned for the murder of his wife Arlene, being quashed on the not unreasonable grounds that the Crown had failed to disclose vital evidence that cast some doubt on the most important part of the case against Mr Fraser. Kenneth Roy, sage of Kilmarnock, has an excellent summary of the affair. Cue much rumpus and uproar and the predictable sight of politicians embarrassing themselves on television and in the popular prints.

Sarah Palin: Troll

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Being a top-class troll takes time and effort. Not everyone has the patience to do it, far less derive quite so much pleasure from infuriating other people. Not for any great principle either but for the sheer devilment of it. As horses are entered for the 2012 GOP Disappointment Derby it's not a surprise to see Sarah Palin, the grandest, most effective political troll of our time, back in the news. Nor, obviously, is it surprising to discover that she's not actually done anything to merit this fresh burst of attention. Not unless you include a splendid photo op at Rolling Thunder in Virginia and DC and now some kind of patriotic bus tour designed to, well, god knows actually but perhaps test some of the waters for a presidential campaign or something. Whatever.

Saturday Morning Country: Cowboy Junkies

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Amidst all the Dylanmania this week it's worth recalling that Steve Earle once said, "Townes van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that." He may be forgiven his touch of hyperbole.

Department of Peevish Pedantry

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A small series: 1. I was annoyed but not surprised when Barack Obama referred to Westminster as "The Mother of Parliaments" on Wednesday. This was not a surprising error for a foreigner even if his speechwriter should have been expected to know and do better. It is England that is the Mother of Parliaments, not Westminster. (Though the Icelanders have a legitimate grievance about this.) If Obama, being a poor foreigner, can be forgiven this what is Amanda Foreman's excuse? I'd have thought an "historian" would know better but there she was on the BBC's This Week making the same ignorant blunder. Not good enough. 2. Canute. A long-standing peeve.

HMQ & BHO

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A lovely picture of Her Majesty with the Obamas. Captions please! (Also, what joke is Prince Philip keeping to himself?) Meanwhile, I've a piece on Obamamania at the Daily Beast and a grumpy take on the "Special Relationship" at Foreign Policy.

Thought Crime in the Brave New Scotland

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It cannot be said that Alex Salmond's ministry is off to a good legislative start. Not when its immediate aim is, apparently, to rush through ill-considered, illiberal, speech-curbing legislation that asks the public not to worry about the detail and trust that the legal authorities will not actually enforce either the letter or the spirit of the Offensive Behaviour in Football and Threatening Communications (Scotland) Bill. According to Salmond: "I am determined that the authorities have the powers they need to clamp down effectively on bigotry peddled online. The Internet is a force for good in so many ways – but it can also be abused by those who seek to spread hatred.

Netanyahu’s Myopia

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What scares Israel more than anything else? Not, I wager, the rockets flying over the fence from Gaza or even, at least on a quotidian basis, the Iranian shadow. No, what happens if the Palestinians say Yes? Granted, the Palestinian leaderships - not without their own battles - have persistently demonstrated a fatal lack of imagination. Jerusalem or Bust and it's always been Bust. But if the Palestinians could bring themselves to acknowledge the Jewish state, Israel would find itself in a corner, hemmed in by the Palestinians' engagement, international pressure and its own sense of what kind of country it should be. But freezing the conflict - which is essentially what is happening now - hardly benefits Israel either.

A Vanished Scotland

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Speaking of a Scotland that is no more (or largely no more), here's video of the Reverend Dr Donald McDonald addressing the crowd at the disbandment of the Cameronians in 1968. You don't see stuff like this very often these days and I'm enough of a Tory to recognise that whle improvements bring many blessings they come at a price that's paid in poignancy too. Perhaps one should not be too sentimental about these things, though the crowds who flocked to the National Theatre of Scotland's production of Black Watch will recognise the pathos of these video clips. Nevertheless, the style or temper on magnificent display here has largely vanished.

Gary Johnson vs Ron Paul

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In the grand drama of an American presidential campaign, wondering whether Gary Johnson or Ron Paul will win the vestigial libertarian-minded vote in the Republican primary is but a tiny scene of little consequence whatsoever. At best it's an Off-Off-Broadway production and even that might be a generous verdict. Nevertheless, it's not without interest since it will shine some light on the heroic patriots who make up the "Tea Party". I considered this last November and now Ilya Somin asks the same question: Johnson or Paul? Like me, he's a Johnson man.

Tomlinson Officer Faces Manslaughter Trial

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On the other hand, there's some good news today. The policeman who hit Ian Tomnlinson during the G20 protests two years ago is to stand trial for manslaughter. As I wrote at the time: [M]istakes happen. But the police are, rightly, supposed to be held to a higher standard. Yes, they have a difficult job. That's why we expect them to do it well. The assault on Ian Tomlinson can't be excused simply because the police were fed up. I can imagine that people in other countries might wonder what the fuss is. I mean, Tomlinson was hit with a baton once and then shoved, albeit violently, to the ground. There are plenty of places on earth where this wouldn't cause the batting of a single eyelid. But one of the good things about Britain is that this case should cause such a rumpus.

Another Taser Death

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Given that British police are being armed with these weapons too, it's only a matter of time before something like this happens in this country too: San Bernardino County Sheriff's Deputies yesterday punished an "uncooperative" motorist by Tasing him to death. After 43-year-old Allen Kephart was pulled over for allegedly running a stop sign, he got out of his car and failed to show sufficient deference to at least two deputies. He was subdued with a Taser, passed out, and died. Granted, British police may be more prudent or restrained than their American counterparts but, sure as eggs is eggs, they'll kill someone with these things sooner rather than later. Moroever, arming the police encourages greater violence.

1967 And All That

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How do you reconcile these comments? Argument A: "Abbas and co have had a laughably free pass despite their serial aggression, bad faith, reneging on treaties and repeated expressions of exterminatory aggression and incitement to hatred and murder of Jews. Yet it’s Israel alone upon which Obama has dumped, by expecting it to make suicidal concessions to its attackers. At best, Obama remains even-handed between Judeophobic exterminators and their victims; that puts him on the side of the exterminators." Argument B: "Obama offered the Palestinians nothing." They're from the same post. If B is true then A seems odd; if A is true then B seems even odder.

“The Church of Scotland has decided to follow modern culture and not scripture.”

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It's not every day you can say that, is it? Nevertheless that's one evangelical's view (£) of the Kirk's decision to consider ending its present moratorium on the induction of gay ministers. The vote came at the end of a long and passionate debate at the General Assembly in Edinburgh. Members also moved to allow ministers and deacons who were in same-sex relationships before 2009 to remain in the church and move parishes if they so wished. The vote followed six-and-a-half hours of discussion on the Same-Sex Relationships and Ministry report that was delivered by a special commission set up in 2009, in the wake of a debate over whether the openly gay minister Scott Rennie should be allowed to be appointed to Queen's Cross Church in Aberdeen.

The Footballer is Named

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But you'll have to come to Scotland and purchase a copy of the (struggling) Sunday Herald to discover the identity of the "athlete" or "footballer" said to have been having an affair with some TV person of whom I had never previously heard. Careless of CTB's lawyers to forget to apply for an interdict at the Court of Session in Edinburgh. All Scottish papers have therefore been free to publish these details. If they haven't it's because they also sell (a few) copies south of the border. One trusts, then, that the Sunday Herald's circulation manager has insisted no stray copies have been sent to Berwick or Longtown or Cornhill-on-Tweed.

The End of the World is Nigh

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The Rapture is almost upon us. According to Harold Camping, the 89 year-old Family Radio network in Florida. The righteous, he has calculated, will ascend to heaven at 6pm EST tomorrow (11pm in the UK). Those of us not fortunate enough to be called to Heaven must suffer the consequences of the damned. As you might expect this has occasioned much hooting and hollering on Twitter today. I made a feeble joke about it myself. And now, via Hopi Sen, I feel a wee bit of a heel for mocking the afflicted. This is Camping's second Rapture date, the first having mysteriously failed him. While we need not necessarily spare too much sympathy for him, his poor followers, few though they may be, merit are in a pitiful place tonight.

CTB Sues* Twitter

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Well, this is going to be interesting. But I don't see how it can end well: Twitter Inc. and some of its users were sued by an entity known as “CTB” in London, according to a court filing. While the document gave no details, CTB are the initials used by the court in a separate lawsuit to refer to an athlete who won an anonymity order banning the media from publishing stories about his alleged affair with a reality-television star. The Twitter suit was filed May 18 at the High Court in London according to court records, and named as defendants the San Francisco-based company and “persons unknown responsible for the publication of information on the Twitter accounts” listed in confidential court documents. What next?