Alex Massie

Alex Massie

Lady Nicotine and the Fat Wars

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Well, whaddyaknow, turns out that a rise in obesity is one of the costs of government-sponsored attempts to make smoking tobacco less appealing. Swings and roundabouts. Acording to Chris Snowdon, a study* published in this week's British Medical Journal reports that non-smoking women are twice as likely to be obese as smokers and three times as likely to be seriously lardy. True, obesity is not quite as dangerous as smoking but that's a matter of perspective. If you look at the matter from the Treasury then obesity may well be the greater problem.

Reading in the Age of Distraction

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A good column by Johann Hari on the distractions - many of them wonderful but distractions nonetheless - of the wired age and how that has changed his ability to just sit down and read a bloody book: In his gorgeous little book The Lost Art of Reading – Why Books Matter in a Distracted Time, the critic David Ulin admits to a strange feeling. All his life, he had taken reading as for granted as eating – but then, a few years ago, he "became aware, in an apartment full of books, that I could no longer find within myself the quiet necessary to read". He would sit down to do it at night, as he always had, and read a few paragraphs, then find his mind was wandering, imploring him to check his email, or Twitter, or Facebook.

Saturday Morning Country: Glen Campbell

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It has to be Glen Campbell this week what with the announcement that, on account of Alzheimer's, his forthcoming tour will be his last. So here he is with a lovely stripped-down (no bloody strings!) version of Wichita Lineman.

Headline of the Day | 24 June 2011

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It's New Jersey so nothing should surprise anyone. Still, it turns out that the problem is that the cocaine has been cut with levamisole, a drug traditionally used to deworm livestock. So caveat coker if you're in America this summer. Also, of course, one of the problems with illegal but popular markets is that the people who run them are so often so dashed unscrupulous...

Parliament and Mob Rule

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You'd need a closed heart not to feel great sympathy for the family of poor Milly Dowler. Her killer Levi Bellfield is a vile, appalling creature and one can understand why the Dowler family would wish him executed. Many will share their sentiments. Among them is Guido who writes: The political class complains that the public is disengaged, could that be in part because there are a number of issues where the political class refuses to carry out the wishes of the people. All polls since 1965 when hanging was abolished show that there is majority support for capital punishment, yet there is no majority for it in parliament. It is not even an issue for parliamentarians even though the incidence of homicide is higher now than it was before the abolition of hanging.

Too Modest, Too Sane To Be President

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As Presidential no-hopers go, Gary Johnson continues to demonstrate that he's a refreshing change from - and cut above - the actual front-runners: "Presidential candidate Gary Johnson took a slightly unorthodox approach regarding job creation on Thursday. “I didn’t create a single job,” said the former Governor of New Mexico. His statement came in response to a National Review article that complimented Johnson on his record as governor, saying that when compared to the other governors running for president, the rate of job growth was highest under his watch. “Don’t get me wrong,” Johnson said in a statement. “We are proud of this distinction. We had a 11.6 percent job growth that occurred during our two terms in office.

Abusing Winston

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Whenever an American conservative uses Winston Churchill to make a cheap political point you can be sure there's nincompoopery on the way. Hats off to Peter Kirsanow for this contribution to the file: In 1940, Churchill appeared before the House of Commons and described Britain’s goal in World War II: “I can answer in one word: victory; victory at all costs, victory despite all terror; victory, however long and hard the road may be; for without victory there is no survival.” This hyperbolic rube was too unsophisticated to appreciate that the goal doesn’t apply to overseas contigency [sic] operations or kinetic military actions.  I'm sure you too are persuaded by the many parallels between London 1940 and the Afghan War today.

The Wages of Appeasement Are Paid in Foolishness

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On the other hand, some policy retreats are simply depressing. One of the telling and therefore ignored scandals of our time is the apparent veto the Sun newspaper has over large parts of criminal justice policy. When the Tories were in opposition the paper demanded Dominic Grieve's head on a platter as a price for its support and was duly so treated; now it and its reactionary allies have forced the government to retreat from sensible plans for rewarding early guilty pleas with reduced sentences.

Alex Salmond Retreats to Sanity

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Sometimes changing course is the prudent option. The SNP's grim plans for their Offensive Behaviour at Football and Threatening Communications Bill have been put on hold for the next six months. The government still wishes to legislate on this matter by the end of the year but at least we are saved the unseemly scramble to rush this rotten bill through Holyrood before the next season begins - god help us - next month. For that recognition alone Salmond deserves some credit even if he'd have more left in the bank had he never embarked upon this reckless enterprise in the first place.

Miliband May Know the Detail But His Policies Are Wrong

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For all the talk of Cameron and his grasp of detail the fact remains that Miliband may, as Swot of the Lower Fourth, have the nuts and bolts but he's wrong - hopelessly, utterly wrong - on policy. To recap, today he asked the Prime Minister: "Around 5,000 people each year are arrested on suspicion of rape and not charged ... in certain cases these individuals have gone on to commit further offences and be convicted as a result of the DNA being held on the national database, but his proposal is that for those arrested and not charged the DNA would be disposed of straight away. "I ask him again, why is it right to discard the DNA of those arrested but not charged with rape?

You Do the Fighting, I’ll Do the Talking

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You can imagine, I think, the outrage there'd have been had Tony Blair or, god forbid, Gordon Brown slapped down the service cheifs in this fashion. But there was the Prime Minister, exasperated by repeated complaints from the heads of the Army, Royal Navy and RAF that their resources are perilously close to snapping-point, telling the press he sometimes feels like saying "I tell you what – you do the fighting and I'll do the talking." As I say, the Tory press would have torn poor Gordon to shreds had he dared suggest any such thing. As it is, the Telegraph's editorial yesterday was relatively restrained but still sided with the military against the civilian leadership.

Subsidy Junkies!

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Meanwhile in happier news for Alex Salmond and his merry throng, the latest GERS figures are out and you can expect to see the Natiionalists trumpet them to all who care to listen: Government and Expenditure Revenue Scotland 2009-10 figures show that, including a geographical share of UK North Sea oil and gas revenues, Scotland contributed 9.4% of UK public sector revenue and received 9.3% of total UK public sector expenditure, including a per capita share of UK debt interest payments. Including a geographical share of North Sea revenues, Scotland's estimated current budget balance in 2009-10 was a deficit of £9bn, or 6.8% of GDP - stronger than the UK-wide deficit of £107.3bn, or 7.6% of GDP for the same year, including 100% of North Sea revenues.

Blogging Barbarossa

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Perhaps the most horrific battle of them all began 70 years ago today. Here's Orwell: The Germans invaded the U.S.S.R. this morning. Everyone greatly excited. It is universally assumed that this development is to our advantage. It is only so, however, if the Russians actually intend to fight back and can put up a serious resistance, if not enough to halt the Germans, at any rate enough to wear down their air force and navy. Evidently the immediate German objective is not either territory or oil, but simply to wipe out the Russian air force and thus remove a danger from their rear while they deal finally with England. Impossible to guess what kind of show the Russians can put up.

A Bill That Shames Scotland

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Here's a clue for politicians: when you're asked if you've just criminalised the national anthem and all you can do is say "Er, maybe, it all kinda depends on the circumstances" the chances are you've produced a bill that tests even the patient, hard-to-exhaust, limits of parliamentary absurdity and you should probably put it through the shredder and start again. If, that is, you should even be legislating in these matters at all. We do things differently in Scotia New and Braw, don't you know?

Huntsman 2012: The Wrong Guy in the Wrong Race

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The most important thing about Jon Huntsman is that he's a much better general election candidate than he is a contender for the Republican party's nomination. His job is to persuade the Republican electorate that even if they don't much like him or can't be quite sure they can trust him, he's the guy with the best chance of turfing Barack Obama from the White House. His message: Settle for me! It almost worked for John Kerry! That's a tricky proposition given that Huntsman was happy to serve in the Obama administration. It's also a problem given his minimal name recognition, the fact he comes from a small state and that, yup, there's already a Mormon ex-governor in the race. Oh, and it's not obvious he believes the same things as the voters who will decide this race do.

Yes, There Is A War on Drugs. Part XIV.

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On the one hand, it's good that Ed Vulliamy is in the Guardian today highlighting the appalling miseries of the Mexican Drug War; on the other it's unfortunate that his piece is so very desperately confused. But this is not just a war between narco-cartels. Juarez has imploded into a state of criminal anarchy – the cartels, acting like any corporation, have outsourced violence to gangs affiliated or unaffiliated with them, who compete for tenders with corrupt police officers. The army plays its own mercurial role. "Cartel war" does not explain the story my friend, and Juarez journalist, Sandra Rodriguez told me over dinner last month: about two children who killed their parents "because", they explained to her, "they could".

Exciting New Adam Curtis* Project!

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Better still, it's only three minutes long! Sadly the video can't be embedded so you'll have to hop over here to watch and enjoy it. Norm, mind you, was ahead of the game as far back as 2007. Previous Curtis-sniping here. *Not to be confused with that other Adam Curtis of course.

Auld Selkirk: She’s Ancient But She’s Braw

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How do you measure a place? A community? A spirit? It is a media-driven cliche that all communities, especially when struck by disaster, must be deemed "close-knit". Politicians, meanwhile, give speeches suggesting that chaos is running amok and destroying these supposedly confident communities, leaving us with nothing better than an atomised society in which the ties that bind have been loosed with depressing consequences. This seems something Ed Miliband believes. He should be in Selkirk today. This is the first Friday after the second Monday in June and that means it is Selkirk Common Riding day. This is the most important, grandest day in the town's calendar and one reason why there'll be no more blogging here before Monday.

A Bloomsday Puzzle

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As yer man said "a good puzzle would be to cross Dublin without passing a pub". A better puzzle would be why anyone would think this a good idea or profitable use of their time. That said, avoiding Davy Byrne's is generally sound advice and never more so than today when it will be filled with jackanapes squawking about gorgonzola sandwiches. Nevertheless, there's a fellow on the internet who claims it can be done. Depending, mind you, on your definition of "across Dublin" and, indeed, "pub". I suspect, alas, that the open source maps he's using are incomplete and that his route runs into trouble in the Harcourt Street area. Nevertheless it's a valiant effort and to be commended. I think. [Thanks to Alan Jacobs whose new book The Pleasures of Reading is also commended unto you.

Mars and Venus Revisited

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Bruce Bartlett offers this chart (via Andrew) demonstrating that the United States is the only NATO country basically to have maintained it's Cold War defence spending. Indeed, the US accounts for roughly 43% of global defence spending. Bartlett is not the only conservative who thinks domestic fiscal concerns - to say nothing of foreign policy matters - mean this kind of spending is unsustainable in the longer-term. No wonder Bob Gates lambasted european allies last week for their failure to spend more on defence (and especially on equipment).