A J Singleton

‘I haven’t had a haircut — I just pull it out instead.’

‘Vaccene with an “e”…’

‘The chlorinated chicken sounds good.’

‘I think I can hear a second wave.’

‘What did you do in the bore, Daddy?’

‘That should shorten the dole queue.’

‘They’re trying to save face.’

‘And they say that on a clear day you can see a second peak.’

‘Free range or lockdown?’

‘This is not a case for Batman...’