A J Singleton

‘And they do say on a clear day you can see your GP...’

‘A tenner for your thoughts...’

‘You’ll never believe what my house is worth’

‘Probably because of all the parties next door...’

‘I keep having this dream where I’m wafer thin...’

‘There’s one in every party — we can’t get him to leave…’

‘What are you like at replacing cladding?’

‘That’s all we need at this time of year — more cold turkey.’

‘I blame global warming…’

‘Luckily for us there’s no food to cook…’

‘We’ve turned into a penal colony’,

‘This isn’t cladding is it?’

‘I was thinking of a fortnight in the office...’