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Eric and Don Jr. launch ‘Trump Mobile’

Well, well, well. After a week of breathless digital countdown timers and PR emails demanding that every journalist get on a plane to New York City for a 7 a.m. start, the Trump Organization has finally unveiled its earth-shattering announcement. And what world-changing revelation required Eric and Donald Trump Jr. to ceremoniously descend the golden escalator at Trump Tower this Monday morning? A cell phone service. Yes, the future of American telecommunications has arrived, and it's painted gold. Thank God I didn't book a flight to the Big Apple for this momentous occasion. The brothers Trump, clearly having exhausted the family's ventures into steaks, universities and cryptocurrency, have now set their sights on disrupting the mobile phone industry.

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America’s next president must study Trump’s golden escalator ride

On June 16, 2015, Donald Trump descended a golden escalator in Trump Tower and into political history. The press corps snickered. The consultant class rolled its eyes. Late-night comedians feasted on the spectacle. Most people thought it was a joke. What they missed – and still miss – is that Trump didn’t invent the anger that powered his campaign. He simply noticed it first. The pundits focused on Trump’s bombast. But voters were focused on something else entirely: someone, finally, was saying out loud what they’d been thinking for years. Take China. In 2015, Trump said, “They’re ripping us off.” It wasn’t elegant. But it was true.

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The Kremlin, a British PR man, and a ‘chickensh*t’ meeting in Trump Tower

Imagine the excitement at the top of the Trump campaign: finally, the Russians were coming through! A ‘well-connected’ lawyer was on her way from the Kremlin with the dirt on Hillary. Donald Jr, Jared Kushner, and Paul Manafort assembled to meet her in a conference room at Trump Tower. All three were there together, in the middle of the campaign, because of an email from a British music publicist called Rob Goldstone. He had written to Don Jr: ‘The Crown Prosecutor of Russia [has] offered to provide the Trump Campaign with some official documents that would incriminate Hillary and her dealings with Russia and would be very useful to your father. This is obviously very high level and sensitive information, but is part of Russia and its Government’s support for Mr.

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