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Left-wing slut shamers come for Lauren Boebert

Madison Cawthorn will be leaving Congress, after he was beaten in Tuesday's primary election by opponent Chuck Edwards. And perhaps no one will miss the North Carolina Republican more than Cockburn. To the in memoriam reel now: there was the time Cawthorn tried to sneak a gun past airport security, the time he accused his fellow Republicans of having orgies, the other time he tried to sneak a gun past airport security. And, of course, there was that unseeable video, the one of Cawthorn lying in bed naked with another man. That picture was released by the Democratic PAC American Muckrakers, which also runs the subtly named FireMadison.com. Now that American Muckrakers has gotten its wish, the group is reportedly turning its sights on another right-wing member of Congress.

Why must we see Jeff Bezos’s penis?

If reports are true, Jeff Bezos’s penis is on the verge of going viral — waltzing off alone into the great unknown of cyberspace and there, under the glare of a billion eyeballs, having its power as an agent of chaos and shame amplified immeasurably. As you read this, you can be sure battalions of Bezos lawyers are working around the clock to keep the Bezos penis where it has hitherto always been: billeted, shrouded, presumably, in the comfortable privacy of mankind’s finest breathable linens. Good luck to them, for they will have their work cut out.

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