Ocean’s Five: the Vegas heist to bleed Bloomberg dry
Five chancers are rolling into Las Vegas tonight with one objective: to rob the ninth richest man in the world blind. Despite (we think) winning the first two primaries, Bernie Sanders is not the biggest target ahead of the ninth Democratic debate in the theater of the Paris casino. No, that honor falls to former New York mayor and current shortest candidate Michael Bloomberg, who takes the stage for the first time tonight after buying his way into contention. His quintet of opponents will each deploy a different approach in trying to sweep his little legs from under him. Let's call them Ocean's Five. There's Bernie, the old hand, who's been railing against billionaires for yonks and now has the perfect foil.