Trump, Greta and the Profits of Doom
Light a candle to St Greta and thank the Davos doctrine for making you a better global citizen
Greta thunberg
Wednesday
Thursday
The NRA’s next spokesperson should be a teenager
I’m sure the media would handle critics of their spokeskid with the grace and demeanor they do with attacks on Greta Thunberg
Greta Thunberg is Donald Trump’s mirror image
Every criticism, in her admirers’ eyes, confirms her righteousness and her opponents’ malignancy
Tuesday
Mass extinction
The only way to tackle Extinction Rebellion is by dissecting its ideology
Tuesday
How failed parenting caused the ‘climate apocalypse’
To activist youffs, everything is an emergency
Monday
My speech to the UN, by Matilda Olofsson
(If I had been allowed to give a speech to the UN)
Tuesday
Greta Thunberg’s arch-nemesis, Matilda Olofsson, foils her plans once more
I intend to shadow Greta’s yacht with an old oil tanker I won using my mom’s credit card on eBay
Thursday
My name is Matilda Olofsson and I am Greta Thunberg’s arch-nemesis
Who wants to save the planet anyway? I don’t
Wednesday
Greta Thunberg, a modern-day Cassandra
The Swedish teenager has successfully convinced other children to take time off school to draw attention to the coming apocalypse
