How to survive Tory conference
From our UK edition
The imminent Birmingham jamboree will be my fifth Conservative Party Conference. I have yet to know a dull one. In 2022, everything was on fire; in 2023, I almost died of an overdose of paracetamol as the party marched towards the guns; in 2024, everyone was demob happy at being out of government, ahead in the polls and in the middle of a leadership election; in 2025, a miserable ghost town was transformed by the second coming of Kemi Badenoch. I have seen all there is to see. I am a veteran, an expert, a sensei. For those traipsing up to the Midlands, here are my tips for how to survive. In the spirit of our Political Editor, I have discovered the listicle.