Latest from Coffee House

Latest from Coffee House

All the latest analysis of the day's news and stories

The death of the Republican right has been greatly exaggerated

As Donald Trump goes on trial in the Senate, the Republican party faces the possibility of a crack-up. Trump will almost certainly be acquitted, but the vote will be the third time in two weeks that GOP disunity is in the spotlight. Last week the attempt to oust Liz Cheney from her leadership role in the House saw the pro-Trump wing of the party come up short. Then 11 Republicans voted with the Democrats to strip Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga / Q-Anon) of her committee assignments. Now it’s the Senate GOP’s turn to showcase its divisions. ​Cheney’s survival showed that the Trump faction isn’t strong enough — in Congress anyway — to purge the anti-Trump faction. Trump’s acquittal will mean his enemies inside the party can’t get rid of him, either.

republican

Super-spreading sanctimony at the Super Bowl

Media Karen Culture didn’t take a break for Sunday’s Super Bowl. Once again Florida and its murderous dictator-governor Ron DeSantis found themselves the target of the media’s ire. The NFL set aside the football contest and offered viewers a detour through their favorite social causes. CNN reporter Randi Kaye was reporting from downtown Tampa Bay on the first occasion that the Super Bowl took place in the home stadium of one of the teams playing. She found herself on the phone to the cops looking to stop public gatherings. Kaye was double-masked  and alluded to CNN host Ana Cabrera that she felt her production team was in danger. ‘I spoke to the Tampa police and I asked them, “What are you doing about this?” A lot of people were very concerned.

super bowl
meghan markle californian politician

Meghan Markle, the perfect Californian politician

Royal summits are often lavish affairs shown to us lowly peasants through photo spreads in Us Weekly and People. Cockburn was surprised therefore to learn of a clandestine meeting between three members of the Californian aristocracy in the British tabloid the Sun. According to the newspaper, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle had a video meeting with California governor Gavin Newsom two weeks before the 2020 election. The Sun points out that Newsom was ‘under pressure to replace California senator Kamala Harris…with another black woman.’ Perhaps the purpose of the Zoom chat was innocent enough — as podcasters, Harry and Meghan are essential workers in the Golden State and deserving of the governor’s thanks.

You shouldn’t compare Marjorie Taylor Greene to Ilhan Omar

Both political parties have always had oddballs entering their ranks, elected officials who probably aren’t fit for the job. Sometimes these situations can end in disgrace — such was the case when Republican congressman Steve King lost his committee assignments over racist comments which led his own party to back his primary challenger. But it’s often easier for parties to protect their own. So it is with Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, a newly sworn-in firebrand conservative representing Georgia’s 14th Congressional District. Greene checks some of the more traditional Tea Party/populist boxes, but she also brings some quirks all of her own. She’s a well-known adherent of the QAnon conspiracy theory.

marjorie taylor greene ilhan omar
climate lockdowns

Are you ready for the climate lockdowns?

Last week President Biden signed an executive order to rejoin the Paris Climate Accords. This was a mostly symbolic gesture, as the same alarmism being pushed prior to the agreement in 2016 is still being pushed now while nation-states like China are still ignoring it. Now Biden administration climate envoy John Kerry, under fire for boarding a private jet to Iceland to accept a climate award, is telling the United States and the world that the conditions of the Paris agreement are 'inadequate'. As the global climate elite push eating bugs and staying home to save the Earth on the masses, it’s worth posing the question: what will be adequate?

political language

Cockburn’s short, handy guide to the new political language

Words have been redefined for political purposes for a long time. In 2021, however, euphemisms are spreading with particular celerity. So Cockburn has decided to proffer the masses a short, handy little guide. Example: the Clubhouse app has become increasingly popular with tech leaders and other mild public figures. But the New York Times’s Taylor Lorenz is mad, because she and other reporters keep getting blocked by the 'far-right' people they want to monitor for potential crimethink. When you don’t want to be perpetually monitored by hostile, frequently dishonest members of the press, it turns out that is an offense against 'accountability.' https://twitter.

The madness of Marjorie Taylor Greene

There’s something about Marjorie. That would be Marjorie Taylor Greene, a freshman Republican congresswoman from Georgia who has filled a void as big as Donald Trump’s hair in the media since the Orange Man left the White House to hit the links full-time. Greene is by all accounts bonkers, or at least appears to have driven herself mad in a way that is all too common in the Trump era. She also seems to be a real nasty piece of work, at least in terms of how she comports herself with ideological — if that is even the right word — foes. The last four years have created a phenomenon by which people work themselves into a lather about Trump and 'doom scroll' to confirm their wildest hopes and worst fears. Add in a year of social isolation and voila!

marjorie taylor greene

What does ‘equity’ really mean?

President Biden has stirred some controversy in recent days by his apparent preference for the word 'equity' over the word 'equality' in dealing with social issues. Most notably he issued an executive order on housing on January 26, framed as a step toward realizing his 'agenda for advancing racial equity’. The White House 'Fact Sheet' mentions 'equity' 11 times, and 'equality' not at all. In his 'Remarks by President Biden at Signing of an Executive Order on Racial Equity,' the President employed 'equity' 10 times, stumbling once where he began to say 'equal…' Elsewhere, Vice President Harris has helpfully explained, 'There’s a big difference between equality and equity. Equality suggests, "Oh, everyone should get the same amount.

equity
special relationship

All hail the ‘reality czar’!

America has 330 million people, and not all of them are in complete agreement about what is true and what is false. Misinformation is everywhere. One man’s devastating revelation is another man’s fake news. ‘But wait,’ you ask. ‘Why is that bad? Isn’t America a democratic republic, and hasn’t it had factual disagreements its entire history? Hasn’t the country been just fine?’ Nice try, reader. Those old Americans who could put up with different ideas were mentally ill bigots who had never even heard of ‘transwomen of color’. We have the New York Times to guide us. Technology columnist Kevin Roose has a solution for those stubborn Americans who see the world in a different way.

We don’t need deprogramming

Christopher Gadsden’s famous 'Don’t Tread on Me’ flag needs to updated to 'Don’t Deprogram Me’. That’s the latest threat; if you supported the wrong candidate, you won’t just get trodden on, you’ll get therapy. Is it just me, or does being trodden on sound preferable? 'There are millions of Americans, almost all white, almost all Republicans, who somehow need to be deprogrammed. It’s as if they are members of a cult,’ Washington Post columnist Eugene Robinson said of Trump supporters on January 12. Former CBS news anchor Katie Couric agreed. 'How are we going to really, almost, deprogram these people who have signed up for the cult of Trump?’ she asked Bill Maher.

deprogramming
aoc

AOC’s body politics

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is no stranger to attention. The second-term congresswoman was the second most talked-about politician in 2019, just behind then-President Donald Trump. AOC loves to frequently jump on livestream videos to talk directly to her fans and voters, whether while she's making macaroni, building furniture, or playing a wildly popular multiplayer game. It was during one of these Instagram livestreams on Monday night that she committed perhaps her gravest sin yet as a politician.

Roger Stone: no new party needed for America

Many Trump supporters are rightly upset over the Republican establishment’s abandonment of the 45th president. But those calling for the the establishment of a new ‘patriot party’ are making a grave error and could inadvertently guarantee Democratic party victories long into the future. Whether the senators, congressmen, governors and party chieftains like it or not, the Republican party has been recast as the ‘America First’ party by the most recent inhabitant of the White House. They may all want to go back — but the genie is out the bottle. The Trump agenda is still both popular and dominant in Republican primaries. There is no reason for conservatives to leave what Sen.

What happened to the populist left?

To this day, my iPhone still changes the word ‘too’ to ‘TPP,’ a reminder that about five years ago I must have texted frequently about the Trans-Pacific Partnership. Although my phone still can’t figure out that I’ve never once intended to write the word ‘ducking’, this annoying correction happened again the other day when I happened to be watching old footage from the 1999 World Trade Organization riots in Seattle. The scene looked nearly identical to antifa’s summer of discontent just a few months ago, with largely Caucasian, black-clad, masked-up youth throwing a temper tantrum in one of our nation’s central business districts. Even those rioters’ chants were identical to today’s far-left. ‘Whose streets? Our streets,’ they bleated in the video.

populist left

The worth of the ‘word as a Biden’

What’s the worth of the 'word as a Biden'? President Joe Biden seems sure that his family name is as good as gold. He repeatedly tells the American people that they should trust him because, well, he’s a Biden! ‘I give you my word as a Biden: When I'm president, I will lead with science, listen to the experts and heed their advice, and always tell you the truth,’ Biden tweeted back in March 2020. He used the line again after taking office, tweeting, ‘I gave you my word as a Biden — and I kept that word.’ But what’s the actual value of a Biden word? The American people still haven’t received an additional $1,400 to bring the total of their recent stimulus check to $2,000.

biden
andrew cuomo nursing home

Now we know the extent of Cuomo’s nursing-home disgrace

For the duration of the COVID pandemic, New York’s Gov. Andrew Cuomo has been the living embodiment of hubris. As early as last July, he released a commemorative poster touting his handling of the crisis. It resembled a liberal version of Soviet-style propaganda posters from the Cold War era. He eagerly accepted an International Emmy award for his 'masterful' daily briefings on the pandemic. 'He effectively created television shows, with characters, plot lines, and stories of success and failure,' Emmy Award CEO Bruce Paisner explained. And in October, Cuomo released his book American Crisis: Leadership Lessons from the COVID-19 Pandemic.

obama white house china joe biden

Is Joe Biden really ‘tough on China’?

We’re told that Biden is going to be tough on China because the new President has called Xi a ‘thug’. But look at the realities. At the virtual Davos, the world heard Xi Jinping assert China’s role as a world leader, confidently setting the terms of how other countries and institutions should engage with it. While Xi didn't single out the US, his subtext was clear. And if this first week is a sign, the next 100 days of the Biden administration will be a gift to China’s ambitions to reshape the world order. Xi admonished those who 'slip into arrogant isolation' and 'build small circles or start a new cold war’. It’s amusing to hear the Chinese premier lecture the world on 'equal rights, equal opportunities and equal rules' given the Uighur genocide in Xinjiang.

The rise of the phony authoritarian

‘He’s keeping us safe.’ So goes the mantra of the COVID-19 pandemic. In places like New York and California, shutdowns were excessive, harsh and mostly redundant. But what the leadership in those states offered was the perception of safety. And people bought it. In California, Gov. Gavin Newsom was caught dining out at his state’s top restaurant with a large group of lobbyists in November. He needed to show he meant business in fighting the virus, even as he himself engaged in pleasure. So he closed all dining, indoor and outdoor. California had to fight. California had to win. California has a higher seven-day case rate now than it did then, and much fewer ICU beds available, yet the stay-at-home order is lifted and restaurants can open for outdoor dining once again.

phony authoritarian
sore losers biden voters

Are Biden voters sick and tired of winning yet?

It goes without saying that reading mainstream American news has become both pointless and profoundly depressing since the election of Joseph R. Biden. The overriding message, as far as I can glean, is that the world should be overwhelmed with gratitude upon daily remembrance that Biden is now president. Should you have any reservations whatsoever about the legitimacy of the vote or the behavior of the House Democrats over the last four years you are most welcome to eat shit and die because you're a right-wing extremist and you lost. The coup failed, democracy prevailed, fascism has been defeated and banished from these shores forevermore! I get it. We're a bunch of filthy pack animals who get a dopamine buzz when our side wins and the other side loses.

high priest cult woke biden

Joe Biden, high priest of the cult of woke

‘Do you think he died of dispossession?’ That’s the facetious question the nameless hero of Ralph Ellison’s 1952 novel, Invisible Man, asks the audience at a rally in New York City in the 1930s. He is a smart and ambitious but naive young man who has fallen into the hands of a radical faction — no doubt the American Communist party — who want to use him to stir up black activism in Harlem. The audience warms to him as he admits his incompetence and compares the microphone to the ‘steel skull of a man’. Echoing his Marxist tutors, he asks, ‘Do you think he died of dispossession?’ I read the passage and think of the elusive charmer — ‘If you have a problem figuring out whether you're for me or Trump, then you ain't black’ — President Joe Biden.

Impeachment 2.0 is another silly sham

Rand Paul just made the most bracing speech of his career. It was about the absurdity of the new effort to convene a Senate trial to impeach Donald Trump. I’ll come back to Sen. Paul’s speech in a moment. First, let’s take a moment to talk about the man everyone is talking about today. I mean the former president of the Untied States, Donald J. Trump. Addiction can be a terrible curse. It can make people do all manner of irrational things. Consider the Democrats and their addiction to Donald Trump. Has any junkie been more abject in trying to score his fix? Like many addicts, the Dems hate the thing to which they are addicted. Yet they are ineluctably drawn to it. The Democrats and their media enablers have spent the last four years railing against Donald Trump.

impeachment

Who will replace Rob Portman in the Senate?

With Rob Portman’s announcement that he will not seek a third term in the US Senate, the two questions of the hour are: can Democrats do what they did in Georgia to take the seat? And who will run for his seat? The first is easy to answer: no. Ohio isn’t Georgia, as it lacks a mega-city such as Atlanta where Democrats can run up huge numbers. With the population exoduses out of Democratic strongholds Cleveland, Toledo and Akron-Canton over the last 20 years married to the conversion of blue-collar Democrats to Trump Republicans, winning statewide in Ohio for the first time would be very hard for Democrats. Plus, the Democratic bench in Ohio is wafer thin, with only Rep. Tim Ryan being possibly viable statewide.

rob portman

Why did Biden kill Keystone?

The Biden critique of the Trump foreign policy is twofold. The policy complaint is that an ‘America First’ foreign policy is a selfish foreign policy and ignores pressing global issues, such as climate change and women’s rights, that are threats to all humanity. The president is not the leader of only the United States, Biden insisted, but the leader of the whole world. The second complaint was about process, i.e. Trump did not consult closely with allies before pressing forward; he made erratic and unilateral decisions that harmed our alliances. Yet with Biden’s snap decision to terminate the Keystone XL pipeline project, Biden has sent a clear signal that ‘leading the world’ may be more important than ‘consulting with allies’.

diplomacy

Joe Biden is no Al Smith

January 20, 2021 saw Joe Biden become the second Catholic to be inaugurated as president. His installation was hailed by many as an historic moment of progress for Catholics in American public life. The New York Times today labeled him 'perhaps the most religiously observant commander in chief in half a century'. To be sure, his campaign for the White House made every effort to play up his religion, a far cry from the almost apologetic tone John Kennedy was made to strike more than 50 years ago. Some too, perhaps inevitably, have compared Biden to Al Smith, the New York governor who in 1928 became the first Catholic to lead a party ticket for the White House. But make no mistake, Biden is no Smith — indeed, they differ wildly on their vision for religion and the public square.

al smith

CNN is already running PR for the Biden admin

If you thought the thinly sourced stories from anonymous 'administration officials' would end once Trump left office, think again: CNN is now indistinguishable from President Biden's press shop. The new administration sought to plant a story that preemptively blamed former president Donald Trump for any hiccups in its COVID-19 vaccine distribution program, and it found the perfect patsy in CNN reporter MJ Lee. Anonymous Biden administration officials claimed to Lee that the Trump administration had no plan for actually distributing the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines it worked so quickly to approve through the FDA. 'There is nothing for us to rework.

cnn

Jared Porter’s cold-storage cancellation

In some ways, the downfall of Jared Porter is a prototypical #MeToo story. A man in a position of relative influence made unwanted overtures to a female colleague via text message, in a milieu where rebuffing him was potentially injurious to her career. He was overly persistent, unforgivably lewd, and seemingly impervious to her discomfort, and while he apologized after being told directly that his conduct was inappropriate, it was too little, too late. The woman, a reporter, was thoroughly and understandably demoralized by the experience — and once the man’s conduct became public knowledge, he was thoroughly and understandably defenestrated from his high-profile position as a Major League Baseball general manager.

jared porter

Joe Biden’s ‘harmony’ is curiously divisive

It is a truism that while it takes much time and patience to build up a civilization, those achievements can all be undone in a moment. The administration of Joe Biden seems bent on testing that proposition. On his first day in office, 'C’mon Man’ Biden issued a spate of executive orders — 17 in all, if you are counting — aimed at undoing the legacy of President Trump.  It was all 'hello Paris Climate Accords, goodbye policing the borders.’ Two executive orders in particular caught my attention, one shutting down the Keystone XL pipeline, the other shutting down the 1776 Commission and removing its report, issued just two days before America’s first armed-camp inauguration, from the White House website.

harmony

Americans don’t want woke neoliberalism

It’s true that Joe Biden avoids the worst economic excesses of the open ‘democratic’ socialists of his party. His progressive politics won’t be of the sort that crosses Jeff Bezos or Nike. But America’s 46th President is no moderate, and we should expect the Biden-Harris administration — ‘transitionary’ even in the words of its chief executive — to usher in a new form of woke neoliberalism that moves the country far to the left culturally, even as it relies on corporate America to clear the way as enforcer of the new normal. Among the first acts of the newly-seated Democratic Congress is likely to be turning the traditional neoliberal playbook, so finely honed abroad, back towards the home front on supposed ‘domestic insurrectionists’.

woke neoliberalism

Did I miss the coup?

Has the coup happened yet? You have the advantage over me. It was supposed to have taken place on Sunday. Then it slipped back to Monday morning. When Monday morning came and went in a markedly coup-less state the date was revised to Wednesday. Anyway, there was to be a worldwide media blackout after which President Donald Trump — for it is he — would announce to the world that he was still in control and that Joe Biden and a whole bunch of others had been arrested for their various roles in covering up election fraud. The rapidly shifting date of this coup reminds me a little of my mother-in-law’s frequent assertions that the world is going to end on, for example, October 12.

coup

How the Republican party survives Trump

Since I had written speeches for Trump and his family in 2016, I was asked to provide an inauguration address for him. What I came up with was the kind of speech that Biden delivered today, a healing speech that reached back to earlier ones that had been given by Martin Luther King and JFK. But when I listened to Trump’s inaugural speech, from the balcony of the Canadian Embassy on Pennsylvania Avenue, I knew that my speechwriting days were over. Trump’s address was an angry, Bannonite screed devoid of any sense of graciousness. Biden’s halting delivery today reminded us why a majority of Americans had supported him. It wasn’t his sparkling personality. Rather, he was Chance the gardener, the un-Trump.

gop
harris

Welcome to the Harris presidency!

Congratulations, President Harris (pronouns: she/her)! At last, the United States of Mutual Loathing will lead the world by having a female president, just like lots of other countries managed decades ago, and without making a dumb fuss or giving a patronizing lecture. And thank you, Joe Biden (pronouns: he/c’mon man), for accepting the presidency on Kamala’s behalf on the kind of raw day when you should be indoors with a tartan blanket on your legs and the remote in your hand. And thank you to our new surgeon-general, Dr Jill, for propping him up, making sure he stayed awake, and reminding him not to sniff Lady Gaga’s hair. This inauguration looked less like Joe Biden’s big day than a dress rehearsal for his state funeral.

executive orders

America last: Biden’s first day in office

After months of speculation, we finally know what a Joe Biden presidency will look like. The newly inaugurated 46th President of the United States released a list of executive actions he intends to take on his first day in office. Biden's governance will not be about centrism or socialism, but about corporatism and globalism. Gone are the days of Trump's 'America First' policy. 'America Last' Biden has taken the reins. During his inaugural address, Biden delivered a message to those 'beyond our borders'. 'We will repair our alliances and engage with the world once again,' he promised. What he meant is that the United States will return to a global order that has failed to provide tangible benefit for Americans.

Donald Trump’s third-party revenge

Senate Republicans have the opportunity to not only convict Donald Trump of 'incitement of insurrection’, but also punish him with a ban on ever running for political office again, so he could never again be president or the standard-bearer of the Republican party. If you are a Republican who believes Trump is a figurative cancer on the GOP, then this is your best chance to remove the tumor. The problem, as with any operation, is that the procedure comes with risk. For one thing, the surgeon might not remove all of the cancerous growth. What if Trump and Trumpism have already spread too widely inside the party?

third-party
novak djokovic

Novak Djokovic is right to challenge state-mandated quarantine

The world’s Number One tennis player Novak Djokovic made headlines this week as he called for liberty in the face of Australian bureaucratic hysteria. As the planet’s best tennis players prepare for the Australian Open tournament, 72 of them are subject to punitive quarantine conditions after four — yes, four — new arrivals into Melbourne tested positive for coronavirus. It is thought that none of the tennis players themselves were infected, but that the positive tests were from individuals on charter flights arriving in the city. The solution adopted by the Australian government is to impound all tennis players — and presumably their teams of coaches, managers, nutritionists and whomsoever else they travel with — in solitary confinement for 14 days.

Welcome to DC, now show me your papers

In January of 2017, the news outlet I was working for at the time asked me to go to downtown DC and cover the protests during President Trump's inauguration ceremony. #DisruptJ20, an activist group with ties to the violent left-wing group antifa, was planning 'bold mobilization' and 'widespread civil resistance' during the event. What I saw there was horrifying. Rioters dressed head-to-toe in black and wearing bandanas over their faces smashed storefronts, set fires, harassed and threatened Trump supporters and attacked police officers. I watched from about 10 yards away as one antifa member grabbed a metal pole off the ground and swung it at a cop, who responded by pepper-spraying the area. Over 200 people were arrested that day.

dc