We should shoplift somewhere more upmarket
‘It’s too cheap – we should shoplift somewhere more upmarket.’
Wilbur
Wednesday
Wednesday
Is the Twitter revamp that bad!?
‘Is the Twitter revamp that bad!?’
Wednesday
What do you mean I’ll have to pay the Ulez charge?
‘What do you mean I’ll have to pay the Ulez charge?’
Dieters buy up vital diabetes drugs
‘Oh sugar!’
Wednesday
Something concrete
‘Finally, something concrete.’
Wednesday
The world’s coming to see us
‘I was going to take a gap year to see the world, but the world’s coming to see us.’
Wednesday
Wednesday
Wednesday
He was only seeing me for my Netflix password
‘Turns out he was only seeing me for my Netflix password.’
Wednesday
Whatever happened to AI taking all the jobs
‘Whatever happened to AI taking all the jobs?’
Wednesday
Crikey! It’s Penny Mordaunt!
‘Crikey! It’s Penny Mordaunt!’
Wednesday
I’m swearing allegiance
‘I’m swearing allegiance to Gary Lineker.’
Wednesday
Right after they learn to identify one
‘Right after they learn to identify one.’
Wednesday
We need to think outside the box
‘We need to think outside the box.’
The only thing that keeps me going are the teachers’ strikes
‘The only thing that keeps me going are the teachers’ strikes.’
Sold off, and without apology or reparation
Sold off, and without apology or reparation for the years of enforced servitude.