Tim Bales

‘Isn’t it lovely to spend so much time together?’

‘You left it empty – homes are in short supply.’

‘We’ll burn up any extra calories when we do a runner.’

‘I don’t want you to read me a story! I want the Duchess of Cambridge to.’

‘Next door are watching this on their much bigger set.’

‘Do you think this will be the last season?’

‘We’re down to the last one. We’ll have to share it.’

‘I thought I knew you until I delved into your search history.’

‘Oh no! We’re being bombarded by Adele’s latest album!’

‘I wish we’d been allowed to go to her sports day in person.’

‘This is the best-value Airbnb I could find’

‘It’s my very favourite time of year.’

‘... and in that direction, three festivals have been cancelled.’

‘It’s you, isn’t it? The ‘chatty’ one causing all the trouble’

‘We’re totally lost. I blame the Duke of Edinburgh. He set up these awards.’