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Nobody does it better

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During Terence Stamp's summing up speech at Live Earth, I very nearly lost the will to live - a self-defeating performance by the actor, given that the whole point of the concert was to rev up our collective instinct for survival. Five minutes in to Terry's oration, we were longing for a nearby glacier to melt, become a tidal wave and put us out of our misery. How did Michael Caine put up with him as a flatmate for so long? How did they bear it on the set of Superman 2? Just as it seemed that climatic catastrophe could not come too soon, he at last handed over to Madonna, rather in the manner of a pier-end compere well past his best introducing the Krankies. But it takes more than a dreary thespian knight to put the dampeners on Madge who was in sparkling form.

Saturday

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Letters | 7 July 2007

Sir: What is this ‘Brown bounce?’ There would be no bounce at all if our media had not reverted to their favoured toecap-kissing mode. Brown-nosing Sir: What is this ‘Brown bounce?’ There would be no bounce at all if our media had not reverted to their favoured toecap-kissing mode. When Tony Blair came to office ten years ago he was new and fresh and merited a honeymoon period, though seven years of it was outrageous. Ditto David Cameron 18 months ago, whose media honeymoon just ended in roadkill. But Gordon Brown has been co-premier for the past decade and is co-equally responsible for every shoddy aspect of the worst ten years of living his-tory.

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Turning it up to 11

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There are few sights in Western civilisation to compare with Spinal Tap performing 'Stonehenge' and it is at least arguable that the risk of impending apocalypse caused by climate change was worth it to get Nigel, the boys and the dancing dwarves back on stage. Two billion people watching around the world are surely happier for having seen this awe-inspiring sight. Surely the end of modern society and the melting of the polar ice-cap is a small price to pay? We must all suffer for art, you know. (The  Beastie Boys were pretty splendid, too.

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The excellence of Tree-Stock

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Teatime has come and gone here at Tree-Stock, and we have yawned our way through tepid sets by Corinne Bailey Rae and the insufferably wimpy Keane. Don't send a bunch of boys to play a man's stadium. Thank God for Metallica who are presently restoring some sinew and cojones to proceedings. Front man James Hetfield is sober these days and has a ridiculous beard, but is otherwise as angry and raspingly incomprehensible as ever. As Wayne would say: excellent.

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Nan-archy in the UK

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Call it 'nan-archy': the anarchy of rock'n'roll grafted onto the spirit of the nanny state.  The Red Hot Chili Peppers bounce and rave pleasingly in front of a huge rolling message board which instructs us to recycle our old mobiles, not to wash our towels too often, and to 'rethink' how we bring our shopping home. There was a time when some members of this band struggled to live more than a day at a time. Now their horizons stretch beyond rehab and they tell us how to live the rest of our lives. Yes, it's Nan-archy in the UK.

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Let’s save this funny old world

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Almost exactly 24 years ago, in July 1983, the IRA planned to kill Charles and Diana by bombing a Duran Duran concert at the Dominion, Tottenham Court Road.  I was at that gig, aged 15, and here I am again, aged 39, watching the same band and trying to work out whether Simon Le Bon has put on more weight than me. It's a close run thing. The Durans do a good set as only Old Romantics can: 'Planet Earth', 'Ordinary World', 'Notorious' and 'Girls on Film'. Funnily enough, the brave informer who foiled the 1983 bomb plot, Sean O'Callaghan, is someone I've got to know a bit over the years as a hack. I'm not sure I've ever really thanked him properly. It is indeed a funny old world, and, as such, well worth saving.

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Gore’s message is confusing, can Geri be clearer?

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Al Gore's message to the planet is that the cavalry are not the cavalry: the American Indians are the cavalry. An Inconvenient Truth? More confusing than inconvenient, I would say. Never mind: Al looks the part in earth tone polo shirt. One might be forgiven for thinking the man was planning another run at the presidency (see James's piece in this week's magazine): that would be one way for the world to recover from the Bush presidency, simply by pretending it never happened. Meanwhile, the Black Eyes Peas are rocking the house at Wembley: 'Let's Get It Started' was especially funky today. Their female singer is called Fergie - a possible source of confusion to those still absorbing last week's rocking royals at the Diana concert.

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Live from Live Earth

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At Wembley Stadium for Live Earth: host Chris Moyles has just tried to sell a used 4x4 to two billion people watching the great eco-event. The atmosphere is indeed amazing. Uh-oh. Genesis -combined age 380 - have tottered on stage and struck up Turn It On Again. Is this a terrible warning from Al Gore? Unless we cut our carbon emissions at once, all the ancient supergroups will re-form: Yes, ELP, perhaps even (gulp) Jethro Tull. It is a terrifying prospect. Phil Collins is belting out Invisible Touch now. We have a duty to future generations to act.

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Al Gore’s musical past

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Al Gore has done a Q&A with Independent readers ahead of today’s Live Earth concerts and while most of the exchanges are rather predictably about carbon offsetting, food miles, Gore’s political future and the like, this one rather stands out: You shared a room at Harvard with the actor Tommy Lee Jones. Of the two of you, who got the girls? Mike Barber, Bristol Gore: We both tried to, with variable levels of success. At one point, we became part of a travelling minstrel band to visit girls' colleges in the Boston area, and perform country music numbers ... terribly.

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Hearts and minds

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‘Among all criminals and murderers, the most dangerous type is the criminal physician.’ ‘Among all criminals and murderers, the most dangerous type is the criminal physician.’ So said Dr Miklos Nyiszli, a Jewish prisoner at Auschwitz who acted as pathologist to Josef Mengele. The unspeakable depravities of the Nazi doctors were catalogued at the Nuremberg Medical Trial, which led to the conviction of 15 German physicians and scientists. The discovery that those arrested in connection with the planned car-bomb attacks have links with the NHS, as doctors, medical students and technicians, and that the Royal Alexandra Hospital in Paisley appears to have been the headquarters of the cell, is deeply shocking.

Friday

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The Tour de France starts here

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Yesterday, I rode up the Ballon d'Alsace, a mountain in the Vosges range that was the first hill ever included in the Tour de France, which starts this Saturday in London. By the standards of the Tour, it's a minor climb -- just five miles uphill, with an average gradient of seven percent -- nothing like the monsters of the Pyrenees and the Alps that riders will be grinding up in a few weeks. It was unseasonably wet and cold, with heavy winds and driving rain, but I hadn't come all the way to France to sit in the hotel. In happier times, I would have been excited to ride in the shadow of legends: Through water-blurred glasses I could see the hundreds of messages painted by fans the last time the Tour made its way over this mountain in 2005.

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We have an answer…it’s Charlie Kennedy

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Earlier in the week Coffee House asked who would be the first public figure to fall foul of the smoking ban and it appears we have an answer. BBC News 24 is reporting that Charlie Kennedy, the former Lib Dem leader, has been spoken to by police for lighting up on a train.

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Brown takes a page from the Clinton playbook

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Gordon Brown told the BBC this morning that he’ll be holidaying in Britain this year. Dick Morris will be proud! With all his Middle Britain pleasing micro-initiatives--flying the flag over Number 10 and the like--the strategy of the early weeks of the Brown premiership bear an uncanny resemblance to Clinton’s between his drubbing in the mid-terms in 1994 and his re-election in 1996. All we need now is for Brown to endorse school uniforms and the v-chip.

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Where Cherie goes wrong

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Fiona Millar has a piece in The Guardian today defending herself from some of the implicit criticisms made of her in the Cherie Blair documentary. Much of the criticism Cherie received might have been excessively harsh, but Millar is surely right in this criticism of Blair: “her famed intelligence clearly deserts her if she still can't see that the primary job of anyone employed at No 10 is to protect the interests of the prime minister and his office. If his spouse wants to do things that might bring that office into disrepute, the job of those who work for him is to intervene. Sometimes that means giving uncomfortable advice.

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Cameron takes on the broken society agenda

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The Spectator last week ran a piece by Andrew Neil saying "Memo to Gordon: it's the Broken Society, stupid." Was his memo intercepted? Because David Cameron has today given a speech entitled "Empowering local communities can heal our broken society." It's setting the stage for next week's IDS report. Here’s my take on his speech. 1. "You cannot mend a broken society with the clunking fist of state control". A powerful line - keep at it. 2. Cameron stresses that "power" as well as money need to go to the poor. The word "empowerment" should be right at the top of is vocabulary. It will put clear blue water between him and Brown, who believes a benign state should have the power. 3.

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Our news from America

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British police are infuriatingly tight-lipped about terror investigations. But they do talk to American counterparts, who are less guarded with American journalists, so often the US media is first with the British anti-terror news. So this report from ABC News is worth reading.

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Back on the trail

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Mark Halperin has a great piece in Time magazine about the Clintons going on the trail together in Iowa and how Bill is adjusting to playing second fiddle.

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Paying to keep people poor

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Buying the Big Issue magazine is never an act of charity. Its content is well worth the cover price, especially when John Bird, its founder, writes on social issues. His cover story this week is an open letter to Gordon Brown (not online, buy the mag!). It exposes how Labour sees homelessness as a financial problem which needs a redistributionist solution. The result? Bird gives a case study… "Mick was an alcoholic from his mid-20s to his mid-40s. He used drugs, smashed up his council flat, robbed supermarkets, attacked people and was a general pain. His rent was paid. He was given a weekly payment. He was maintained. Apart from the odd run-in with the police, he was maintained in dependency and illness for 20 years. He probably cost about £1 million to run. Then he died.

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RIP George Melly

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  So farewell, George Melly. There isn't much fun left in jazz any more; it takes itself so seriously. George didn't — always having fun, listening to his favourite Bessie Smith records. He was one of the last generation of jazz musicians to enjoy his work and to convey that feeling to his audience; he was also of all things a collector of Surrealism. I hope he leaves me one of his suits. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if the women don't get you, the liquor must.

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From Rousseau to Blears

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"The English people believes itself to be free; it is gravely mistaken; it is free only during election of members of parliament; as soon as the members are elected, the people is enslaved; it is nothing." So wrote Rousseau of our system of parliamentary representation. It is to address this sense of absolute disenfranchisement in the years between elections that Hazel Blears will today announce plans to give local people a say over local budgets. Democracy, the new Communities Secretary will tell the Local Government Association, "should be a daily activity, not an abstract theory". Three cheers to that sentiment. The plan is apparently for a series of pilot pojects which will give local voters the chance to express their views directly on specific spending proposals.