Witch
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'It’s the constant bloody cackling.’
The Spectator
Wednesday
Shelf Life: Anton du Beke
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Stalwart of Strictly, winner of Rear of the Year 2011 and author of B is for Ballroom: Be Your Own Armchair Dancefloor Expert, dancer Anton du Beke is on this week’s Shelf Life. He tells us what he’s reading and which self help book would make him foxtrot for the hills. He tweets @TheAntonDuBeke 1). What
Thursday
Bbc
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‘Miss Jones, take a grope.’
Marriage
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'This is crazy, Veronica. Can’t we go and see a marriage counsellor before this gets out of hand?’
Badgers
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'Good news.'
Archers
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‘De de de de de de der, de de de de der der —I HATE the Archers!’
Island 2
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‘Stop skimming stones! The island’s disappearing!’
Badgers 2
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'Good news.'
Tweet 3
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Skype
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‘I’ve brought you some coffee.’
Alcohol
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‘The government’s brought out another report on alcohol.’
Battle
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Transport
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‘Gets me from A to B.’
Lagging
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‘Come in, Tom, excuse the mess, I’m just lagging the wife for winter.’
Chillax
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‘Tweet that you’re far too busy to be chillaxing.’
Bake Off 2
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The Great British Bake Off
Loathe
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‘Do you believe in loathe at first sight?’
Prediction
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‘I won’t be drawn on my predictions until the next election.’
Chillaxing
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‘Tweet that you’re far too busy to be chillaxing.’
Crash
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‘It wasn’t quite what I had in mind when I said we need to elect a leader.’