Santa
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‘Sorry kids, but this something-for-nothing culture has got to stop.’
The Spectator
Wednesday
Bedtime
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‘Stop looking at me with those go-to-bed eyes.’
Dogs
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Dogs
Jumper
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‘If you don’t like it, I can go back and nick you something else.’
Boot
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Boot
Dalek
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Dalek
Fishing
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Fishing
Targets
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‘Your targets don’t want to meet you.’
Safety
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‘Sorry, mate, got to take these off — children might get hurt.’
Austerity 2
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Austerity
Birds
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‘The usual — ducking and diving, bob bob bobbing and weaving.’
Butcher
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‘You may have heard stories of over-treatment..’
Jewellery
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Jewellery
Presents
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‘I know you spent ages making it, but Mummy prefers shop-bought presents.’
Kazoo
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Kazoo
Recruitment
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‘So tell me — what can you bring to the stable?’
Robbery
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‘You’re in early today, Enid.’
Investigating
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Investigating
Carrot
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Snowmen
Compassion
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Compassion
