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The Spectator
Thursday
Hygiene
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‘I’ll lick the spoon if you can produce a valid food hygiene certificate.’
Coffin
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‘He’s building his own coffin from Lego.’
Boris 2
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‘They exiled him there when he went mad.’
Obese
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‘Aren’t you worried you’ll make him obese?’
Garden 2
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‘We insisted the garden designer devote an entire section to a play area.’
Mps
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‘We produce some of the country’s finest Labour MPs.’
Dogs 3
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Drone 3
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‘Oh no! It’s the drone ranger.’
Rowling
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‘Apparently he’s really J.K. Rowling.’
Trophy
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‘I’m slightly embarrassed by that one — no skill involved; only road rage.’
Lowry 2
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‘Who let this riff-raff in?’
Ofted
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Bbc 5
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‘This is the voice of what remains of the BBC, coming to you from a hidden bunker somewhere in the UK…’
Scalpel
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‘We’re a scalpel missing.’
Locust
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‘Of course I understand your concern about always being on your own — you’re a locust, after all.’
Meeting 2
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‘I’ll be honest: we’ve never thought you were good enough for our Lucy.’
First Church
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Speeding
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Man Struck by Speeding Police Car
Portrait of the week | 18 July 2013
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Home Jeremy Hunt, the Health Secretary, put into ‘special measures’ 11 hospitals among the 14 with the worst death rates examined in an inquiry by Professor Sir Bruce Keogh. Professor Sir Brian Jarman, a contributor to the report, said: ‘If you don’t have enough trained nurses, as with doctors, you get higher death rates.’ The
