Books and Arts – 3 October 2013
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The Spectator
Thursday
Ed Miliband’s letter to Lord Rothermere – and the Mail on Sunday’s apology
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Dear Lord Rothermere, Yesterday I spoke at a memorial event held at Guy’s Hospital in London for my uncle, Professor Harry Keen, a distinguished doctor who died earlier this year. It was an event in a room on the 29th floor of Guy’s Hospital which was attended only by family members, close friends and colleagues.
Wednesday
David Cameron’s speech at the Conservative conference – full text and audio
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listen to ‘Cameron: ‘Together we will build that land of opportunity’’ on Audioboo
Tuesday
Boris Johnson’s speech to the Conservative conference: full text and audio
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listen to ‘Boris: ‘It’s time to cut the yellow Lib Dem albatross from around our necks’’ on Audioboo
Monday
George Osborne’s speech to the Conservative conference: full text and audio
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listen to ‘George Osborne’s speech to the Conservative conference’ on Audioboo At every Party Conference since the election, as we have gathered, the question for us, the question for me, the question for our country, has been: ‘is your economic plan working?’. They’re not asking that question now. The deficit down by a third. Exports
Thursday
Erotica
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‘Thank you for letting us read Poppy the Woodland Rabbit. Unfortnately, it’s not really our sort of thing’
Goldfish
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‘The goldfish wants feeding, dear..’
Bins
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Dolls
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‘I feel so empty now the children have left.’
Nude
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‘When you said you were “doing a nude”, I thought you wanted me to take my clothes off.’
Insects
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Mumsnet
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Alarm
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‘He was everything I was looking for in a man — which set alarm bells ringing straight away.’
Satnav 3
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The outlaw Ned Kelly no longer got lost in the outback now that he had a satnav
Hideous
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‘How absolutely hideous — it’ll go perfectly with those shoes I never wear.’
Wax
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‘It’s the latest beauty treatment — combined aromatherapy and full-body wax.’
Ed
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‘Bring out yer Ed.’
Clegg
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‘Oh dear — that sausage I ate is about to do a U-turn.’
Photo
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‘That’s the wife or the mistress, I forget which.’
Wifi 2
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